A horse walks into a bar. The bartended says to the Horse, "You're a horse! You're supposed to be in bars!". and promptley escorts the horse to the door.
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb... 3... one to screw in the lightbulb... one to film... on to shout and yell while they do it... also could apply to a majority or ns'ers