First christmas I bought my gf expensive jewelry, chocolate, all that shit. Last year I bought her a book, then put it inside an clothes iron box. Seriously, the first seconds she looked at the package like "This can't be happening" then looked at me like "You chovinist pig, you bought me a fucking iron?! Want me to iron your clothes huh?!" so it was absolutely hilarious! The dissapointment on her face ahaha.