Girls christmas presents

eh someone asked about that in another thread, the answer? NO NO NO NO, that would be so uncomfortable
 
side note: don't get your girlfriend a vibrator. no matter how fucking sweet and steezy and huge you may be in the sack, odds are it'll eventually replace you.

i got my girl pearl earrings, a new ski hat, a cd and some patagonia clothes. she better fucking let us hold hands already.
 
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