girl friend for b-day?

murphski

murphski

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my friend and i were tlaking about my b-day coming up. im turning the big 16 this year and he wants to get me something special. i jokingly suggested his gf for the night, but he didnt take it as a joke. he called her right then and there and asked her, and she was cool with it! would you guys go through with it?

 
no its not worth it.. it might ruin your friendship and personally if i was your friends girlfriend i would be pissed off at my boyfriend for even thinking that

 
dude,, go get a cup put some play doh in it an dlet yoru fried put his cock in it now you..

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
hey.. ok,, lets see. play doh .. is slaty, you can eat it, tastes like shit,, and it comes in many differnt coloers..

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
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crystal is that making fun of me or lat... ?

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i guess nobody can take a joke here... damn..

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
do it.

i doubt it will ruin your relationship with your friend

if something happens just call her a dumb hoochie and get drunk with your friend

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Heh
 
it's kinda sketchy, and a lot could go wrong. might be worth it though. what does she look like?

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
yeah dude, its not worth the friendship, even if she was wicked hott, its not worth it. That and it would be weird.

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if she's into it it wouldn't be wierd. but if she's into it, maybe she isn't that tight with your friend....

find em fast, kill em slow

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
that'd be a sweet gift....but is she hot?

It would be cool to have a friend who wouldn't give a shit about hookin up with his gf.

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i think the bf is hella fucked up if he doesnt care what you do with his girlfriend. its not your decision. its up to the girl. that guy is fucking lucky if she even stays with him after getting asked that.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
are you gay??? dude go through with it. and any trouble later you can blame on your dumb basterd friend. take full advantage of that shit.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
fuck her as hard as you possibly can. This is a very good oppertunity, adn holy shit dude, if she's ok with it, that's good. Bang her, hard, long, and fast. I would do it in a second. especially if she's hot.

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hahahahahaha

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you're 16, DO IT. who cares about your friendship, theres lots of people out there. He's probably a fag anyway.

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your frind probaby hates you and is trying to give you the std's he and his nappy ass share.

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
if you don't do it, you'll regret that shit when yur older trust me.

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yeah dude, this is a once of a lifetime thing. go for it!!!

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
haha differnt colours i love that... yur friend has issues... or does he juss not really like his gf

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'is she hot?' is the question that needs to be answered.

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^ agreed, although I am suspicious that the lack of an answer is an answer in itself. Probably just an average overweight small breasted zit faced blonde who wears way too little clothing considering what she is showing...

-m

 
if you and your boy are close, not girl will ever come between you too. So if he offered it and she is cool, go for it.

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dont do it

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/\ pussy. dont listen to the player haters. go for it.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
so to sum it up.



If girl = hot

you do it

if girl = not hot

don't do it



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yes. please take a picture for all of us

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how the fuck can you wipe sitting down??

Lateralis...
 
if shes smokin just do her and forget about it

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bitches! PUSSY IS PUSSY go for it! Keep on rocking in the free world!

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u kno im ghetto
 
aight...talk to this girl, if shes down with it she'll understand. but i'd ask her if she has a friend who'd be down with you. that way nobody in your weird little triangle of love gets hurt.

...taste the rainbow
 
do it up, man.

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we need a pic

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everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

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dont fucken hesitate, just do it, if she wants to and he wants to then dont fuck around, fuck her, conquer every orifice so she can leave him and stay with you

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