girl friend for b-day?

Lat, I knew you couldn't stay away from this one

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
pull a hudini and shell be yours forever.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
i say do it even if shes not hot, that way you can always tell your buddy that you fucked his gf

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
he oppeted to bone her but as he pulled his penis out of the hole in his tighty whites he spooged and teh girl laughed her ass off.. and now every one makes fun of himm... the call him '1 sec ejack'

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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz

 
yes.. it is... thats why he has not responded.

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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz

 
i have the sneaking suspicion your 'friend' is gay....

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
fuck, have you done it yet??? do that shit up fo sho'

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again

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picture me rollin'
 
pics and video. c'mon

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
do it man its his fault

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
i did it. and it was awesome, but my friend has no clue. so i guess he doesnt have to know, but it was his choice. whatever im with lateralis. pussy is pussy!

 
pics and video!!

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
yea i dont believe you more details

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
cheese and cracker!!!!

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
she sucked my cock

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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
 
Your full of shit, if you did, you would been

'GUYS GUYS I FUCKING STUCK IT IN HER BUT AND SHE WAS LIKE OH AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD AND THEN...'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Motherfuckers...
 
am i the only one that doesnt care about the details with some random dudes shlong? are you all dieing to hear so you can choke your chicken?

member 5054
 
^^yes...and i think we all prefer battleing the one eyed monster or saluting the general over 'choking our chickens'

 
we need more proof u might be lying ur ass off.... but besides that if u did rock on... and lyk lateralis sed pussy is pussy

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
ok, man if you did fuck her. she is gonna tell him and hes gonna think o\how funny he had to get his girlfreind fuck your pathitc ass

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
 
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