So a man was walking through the woods one day when he stumbled upon a wizard.
The wizard explained to the the man that he would grant him any wish he desired. After thinking for a second the man responded, "I want to live forever", to which the wizard replied, "Sorry, that is the one wish I cannot grant you, but because you have come all this way I will let you wish again"
After thinking for a few minutes the man proclaimed his wish. He told the wizard "Fine then, I wish to die when the Giants win the world series"
The wizard is surprised by his odd request but grants him it anyways.
After thinking for a few seconds the wizard says to the man "You tricky bastard!"