Getting laid at college parties???
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stinky_cheese
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if by getting laid you mean eating food silently in the corner, then yes
Toaster-Tony
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I've said it before..
walk up up to the hottest girl in the party- your clock starts now, you have 30 seconds to make an impression. Say something funny, compliment her, start some small talk, but make sure it's something she'll remember. Then, just walk away. Dont talk to her. Don't acknowldege her. But stay in the same area and have some fun, pound some drinks, and make sure to talk up other girls in the mean time (you nees back up plans). Then by the end of the night, if you made a good enough impression and didn't make yourself look like too big of a tool in mean time, you should be able to come back and cleanup. This has been another session of dating tips with diabeeto.
walk up up to the hottest girl in the party- your clock starts now, you have 30 seconds to make an impression. Say something funny, compliment her, start some small talk, but make sure it's something she'll remember. Then, just walk away. Dont talk to her. Don't acknowldege her. But stay in the same area and have some fun, pound some drinks, and make sure to talk up other girls in the mean time (you nees back up plans). Then by the end of the night, if you made a good enough impression and didn't make yourself look like too big of a tool in mean time, you should be able to come back and cleanup. This has been another session of dating tips with diabeeto.
TBK_ski.co
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One time I lacerated my hand trying to puncture a whippets canister with a steak knife, and a chick came over and brought me to the bathroom to wash out the cut and bandage it. And then I fucked her. With blood pouring out of my my hand. I ruined all my clothes.
stinky_cheese
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13395161:TBK_ski.co said:
TBK it's almost like you want ns to hate you
CaptainObvious.
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13395161:TBK_ski.co said:
You're such a god awful member.
TBK_ski.co
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13395170:RICK_ROSS said:
Pretty sure it was mine, I still have the scar. Although she could have been on her period.
Blindsurfer
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by talking to girls
CaptainObvious.
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13395174:CameraWiz said:
PeppermillReno
PeppermillReno
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All I can tell you is that if its one of those enormous million kid rager college frat parties you can't move in (or close to) at a big university and not some small high school sized emo shit there is nothing better than seeing a girl you know who is hot.
So worry about being a chill dude and try and make friends with a lot of girls in class and around when you are sober!
So worry about being a chill dude and try and make friends with a lot of girls in class and around when you are sober!
Be funny, and social. Crush the scene. A lot of college kids are insecure. Just have a good time, give no fucks. Don't be a douche, don't be that guy, but don't just hide in the corner talking to 1 person. Talk to everyone, float around.
As far as the girls, talk to them, flirt with them without flirting, be cool, but don't make any moves.
Then for some reason the girls will come to you, and the more you try to fight them off the hornier they get.
It makes no sense but it seems to work.
Pretty much show no interest other than having a good time and suddenly they want to get in your pants.
Bring some roofies as a back up plan just in case.
As far as the girls, talk to them, flirt with them without flirting, be cool, but don't make any moves.
Then for some reason the girls will come to you, and the more you try to fight them off the hornier they get.
It makes no sense but it seems to work.
Pretty much show no interest other than having a good time and suddenly they want to get in your pants.
Bring some roofies as a back up plan just in case.
CluckaChuck
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13395150:Diabeeto said:
Couldn't of said it better myself. This can also be applied at the bar. Go up to the hottest girl in the room and ask what she drinks, buy it, bring her it and just walk away without saying anything. Walk back to your group of friends and keep socializing (assuming your friends are relatively close to where she is sitting/standing). Within 5 minutes the curiosity will eat away at her until she comes over and ask's about your little "stunt." The best response is usually: "You're the prettiest girl in the room, and I wanted to pay for your drink." This is your ice breaker.
CluckaChuck
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13395404:CluckaChuck said:
It also allows you to have a one on one conversation with her, instead of embarrassing her in front of her friends. Which is always a deal breaker.
CluckaChuck
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13395485:Mr.Bishop said:
I feel your pain. I haven't had the chance to pull this stunt in over 3 years.
13395497:CluckaChuck said:
Did it work like a fucking charm or what? I mean that sounds like a lot of elements of the perfect pick up move. Mysterious, badboy, respectful, not giving them too much, non-offensive.... it actually is basically the most brilliant strategy I think I've ever come across. Would love to hear some field stories.
Logey.
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13395404:CluckaChuck said:
On paper this tactic seems like it would work, but with all of the date rape drugs going around this method could be taken the wrong way. If you were a girl and a guy handed you a drink without saying a word to you, i'm sure your first thought would be "whats in this?".
CluckaChuck
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13395499:Mr.Bishop said:Did it work like a fucking charm or what? I mean that sounds like a lot of elements of the perfect pick up move. Mysterious, badboy, respectful, not giving them too much, non-offensive.... it actually is basically the most brilliant strategy I think I've ever come across. Would love to hear some field stories.
It's all about how you execute it. Almost every time the girl will come back and ask you about the stunt. Now think about that for a second. Not only did you just capture the attention of the hottest girl in the room, you got her to come talk to you with saying just 4 words. At this point it all depends on your conversation and body launguage skills.
Funny enough the first person I saw execute it was my brother a few years back. I kept bugging him to try and wheel this smoking hot blonde chick because I was in relationship. (we were standing probably 15 ft. from her table and without saying anything he goes up to her, politely asked her what she drinks, walked over to the bar, bought her a bud light, put it down on the table in front of her, turned around without saying anything and just walked right back into conversation with me and our friends like nothing happened. Throughout this whole process this girl was flustered, confused, flattered and curious as a motherfucker. She tried to rationalize with her friends about what just happened for about 5minutues and came right over and was all over my brother. Funny enough he didn't even bother taking her home, he just lives for the chase.
no_steeze
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Is it harder than just going up to an attractive girl who looks pretty drunk and dancing with her? You dance near her creepily, then move closer and start dancing with her slightly less creepily, and then she starts grinding on you while you have some meaningless conversation exchanging names and mutual friends as you scream in eachothers' ears, then she occasionally turns around so you can make out with her and grab her ass on the dancefloor, then you go home and have sex
CluckaChuck
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13395508:Logey. said:
Exactly, it makes her even more curious as to why you just pulled that kind of stunt. that's why she always comes back. You only do it if the girl is with a bunch of friends, or is sitting close to the bar and can see you order the drink safety. I rarely see girls turn down drinks because they think it's drugged with date rape.
scratchproteen
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13395150:Diabeeto said:
This. It's the best strategy, I've been out of college for a few years now, but this was what I did along with buddies and it has a pretty good success rate.
Caucasian_Asian
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Try being not ugly.
Caucasian_Asian
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13395594:*Nickdel* said:
It can't hurt to try.
I crawled up your mom's vag, and I'm pretty good looking.
Toaster-Tony
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13395508:Logey. said:
since that's actually a thing now, just do the whole mideivil approach and drink from it first.. Push comes to shove you just ordered yourself another drink.
OP_has_Aids
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13395150:Diabeeto said:
13395404:CluckaChuck said:
That is genius. Pure gold. Gotta commit this move to memory now.
Toaster-Tony
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This just came to me as well- eye contact. I've watched friends strike out way too many times because of it. Don't stare at her peicings, lips, makeup, just lock in and break it off whenever she does. If alcohol is flowing, it usually doesn't even matter what bullshit is falling out of your mouth as long as you're vibing off of each other. When it comes down to it, if you arent looking someone in the eye when you speak to them, you come across as shy and insecure... two huge turnoffs for women, especially in the bar scene.
DanielPlainview
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jealousy traps, my friend. Works every time.
-emile-
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13395512:Mr.Bishop said:
I don't see the flaw, it's not like you're actually just going over to her and handing her a drink without saying anything...
you ask her waht she's drinking pay for it, she's right next to you.
the bartender hands it to you, you slide it to her tell her to enjoy herself and walk out.
it's a matter of being smooth and how you appear. it's really easy to pick up chicks in a bar with the right approach.
-emile-
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13395742:Mr.Bishop said:
yeh well 98% of the girls I approach in a bar are standing at the bar so there's that.
it just seems weird if they're hanging around in booths or sitting at a table with friends to go over to them.
like I said it's all about your approach and your confidence.