Getting fat

freestyle_rich

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yep, i'm tired of being skinny and i've decided to pack on an extra 50lbs of fat, maybe it'll keep me warmer on the lifts. any ideas how i can do this?

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work out and proteins. they work hand in hand. proteins pack on the muscle, and working out keeps up the appetite.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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don't be a bucket head...
 
then go with my plan

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

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just stop exercising and drink sodas and other greasy stuff

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eat chocolate

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oooo and krispy kreme doughnuts

mmm so good and fatening

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don't ever poop again. that'll keep the weight from taking its daily decline

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don't be a bucket head...
 
i used to eat bearclaws two at a time

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Just eat tons of Dorm food. It's super greasy to make you super fat!!

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I have triied many times..but its impossible to get fat..im doomed to be skinny

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how about we just trade metabolisms?

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Become AMERICAN that will fatten you up pretty damn well

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No shit. I'll trade for a faster one anyday. If I stop working out for even a week I can see the weight coming back.

 
hot dogs man. when I lived in Chile, I ate like 4 hotdogs a day, and I gained a shitload of weight. It was weight that easy to lose though, so it worked out perfectly. Just have one on top of every meal, but slather it in mustard, ketschup, mayo, relish, bacon bits, butter, and avacado. you'll be good to go, and couch-ridden for a week at first. But after your body gets past the initial shock, its heaven

 
Eat a high calorie meal right before you go to bed. That way your body won't be able to burn off the carbs and stuff as you would when you would be moving around during the daytime. You should start keeping track of how many calories your taking in, just like people do when they want to lose weight. Find out how many calories you burn in a day first off, then make sure you exceed the limit every day, and you will gain weight. Also keep the excersize and the muscle growth to a minimum. Don't work out, that will raise your metabolism. Try not to excercise, that will burn off precious calories. Lastly, eat alot of unhealthy stuff, all of the time.

 
since school started, ive gained 6 pounds be eating three meals a day with hone of them being 3 slices of pizza anda coke a day.

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replicate dr nick's plan for homer when he wantde to get morbidly overweight so he could work at home. before you eat food, rub it on paper, if the paper goes transluscient, then its good

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I need to gain a little. Im kinda small for my medium climbing harness. Im 6 feet tall and I weigh 155 lbs. I guess its gonna be hard to gain...

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