yep, i'm tired of being skinny and i've decided to pack on an extra 50lbs of fat, maybe it'll keep me warmer on the lifts. any ideas how i can do this?
'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G
hot dogs man. when I lived in Chile, I ate like 4 hotdogs a day, and I gained a shitload of weight. It was weight that easy to lose though, so it worked out perfectly. Just have one on top of every meal, but slather it in mustard, ketschup, mayo, relish, bacon bits, butter, and avacado. you'll be good to go, and couch-ridden for a week at first. But after your body gets past the initial shock, its heaven
Eat a high calorie meal right before you go to bed. That way your body won't be able to burn off the carbs and stuff as you would when you would be moving around during the daytime. You should start keeping track of how many calories your taking in, just like people do when they want to lose weight. Find out how many calories you burn in a day first off, then make sure you exceed the limit every day, and you will gain weight. Also keep the excersize and the muscle growth to a minimum. Don't work out, that will raise your metabolism. Try not to excercise, that will burn off precious calories. Lastly, eat alot of unhealthy stuff, all of the time.
replicate dr nick's plan for homer when he wantde to get morbidly overweight so he could work at home. before you eat food, rub it on paper, if the paper goes transluscient, then its good
I need to gain a little. Im kinda small for my medium climbing harness. Im 6 feet tall and I weigh 155 lbs. I guess its gonna be hard to gain...
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