Funny Thing to do in Walmart
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hippie_cat
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rubber gloves
vaseline
a bowling pin
vaseline
a bowling pin
396222687862
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bahah
TheQuailman
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lol, thts so funny
TheQuailman
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paper bag
condem
plunger
condem
plunger
$$SPINNERS$$
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shower curtain
knives
condoms
stain remover
bath towels
and some skittles and a horoscope, ooo wierd
knives
condoms
stain remover
bath towels
and some skittles and a horoscope, ooo wierd
jimmychung
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metal clothes hangers
pregnancy test
scissors
pregnancy test
scissors
nickmcnutt
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bag of lolipops
hunting knife
petroleum jelly
clown mask
garbage bags
hunting knife
petroleum jelly
clown mask
garbage bags
drewishish
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and condoms
a knife
a puppy
and a old van
a knife
a puppy
and a old van
K2_Pubz_360
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skis
parkerhouse
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an aid at my school was just arrested for dressing up in a priest costume and handing out candy to kids. He was asking them to reach in his pockets and stuff. lol.
petroleum jelly, a broomstick, rubber gloves, pizza
petroleum jelly, a broomstick, rubber gloves, pizza
danedegruyter
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Pregnancy Test
Hack Saw
Incubator
Hack Saw
Incubator
$$SPINNERS$$
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pregnancy test,condoms
eurosteeze
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the best thing to do in walmart is to get a lot of condoms and lube, then hide them in peoples carts, preferebly a families, then watch them check out.
tahoeskier170
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and dont forget the lube.
i think my favorite is the stare at the gun counter then ask for anti-depresents.
toy cars
condoms
anal lube
and jackass the movie
i think my favorite is the stare at the gun counter then ask for anti-depresents.
toy cars
condoms
anal lube
and jackass the movie
BCKicker540
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a box of magnums
handcuffs
an ice pack
handcuffs
an ice pack
Digital_Dave
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Hillary Duff CD.
Candles.
Ky Jelly.
My Little Pony action figures.
Hallmark Apology Card.
Corn Cobb Pipe.
Large Bowl Of Candy.
Do it yourself window tint for a Chevrolet astro van.
Passport pictures.
Candles.
Ky Jelly.
My Little Pony action figures.
Hallmark Apology Card.
Corn Cobb Pipe.
Large Bowl Of Candy.
Do it yourself window tint for a Chevrolet astro van.
Passport pictures.
spyder1
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this isnt 68 things but here are some from an email that a friend sent me
15 things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in
housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you
people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15 things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet
time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 2-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in
housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you
people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Coalescent
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you all are amatures....we already owned walmart...look at my next post