Funny Thing to do in Walmart

[Coalescent]

 

[RJD2]

what r u trying to do^^^

 

[III]

are you just showing that you bought an ass load of ice?

 

[III]

if you're a guy, go to walmart and buy a thong, a cowboy hat, a girl's tricycle and four or five bottles of sun screen.

 

[parkerhouse]

leather gloves, handcuffs, a whip, whipped cream, lube

 

[poncho]

there is a person in there .

 

[anti_bunk]

buy a bag of fish and leave it in the ice box.

 

[kyle_w]

thats what im talkin about. so many rednecks do that. i wonder if it would work if you put it over a clear goggle lens?

 

[Machete23]

I think that's my favorite.

Especially if you're in South Dakota.

 

[AMcCraw]

no shit sherlock

 

[switched]

Haha, I LOVE that thread. But the walmart checkout clerk would have to be a NewSchooler so he/she could get it.

 

[skipimp_]

nothing

dont buy shit from wal mart.

 

[Notorious_BLT]

PURPLE DRANK!!!

 

[BandieBoy]

Jerk.

 

[drewishish]

i think it would be funny if you bought a lot of candy bars then go out side and grab a foldable tabel then walk back inside and set it up right infront of the checkers startions thingys and make a sign that says "candy bars for sale" and start sellin there shit right in front of em.

 

[NomenClature]

FUCK WALMART AND FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR SHOPPING THERE.

 

[skipimp_]

^ hell yeah.

 

[Machete23]

I wouldn't shop there either, but these ideas are funny.

 

[Petey.]

condoms

shotgun

womens perfume

babys clothing

car joint lube

 

[TheQuailman]

razor blade

simple plan cd

black make up

 

[BURTON_DOMINANT]

large wood box

rope

4ft wood pole

carrots

 

[Tulley.]

pepto

power rangers swordsubway sandwich

and a paintball gun

 

[wdbo.]

eggo® waffles

wart medicine

redvines

condoms (at least 8 boxes)

chip clips

 

[madtownfreestyle]

haha thats funny as hell...i'd be freaked out if i was the cash person

 

[III]

i can't make out the person.

 

[praymantus]

dog treats

a dog

a box of condoms

a botle of lube

and when you are at the cash you shifty eye everyone in sight

 

[skipimp_]

a frying pan

a butchers knife

a "How to convert to Judiasm at home" book

 

[bueyan]

haha I was waiting for it

 

[freestylin820]

stand outside wal mart and try to sell people prescription medication. ritalin is preferred.

 

[public_enemy720]

i like that one

clown mask

hunting knife

candy

vaseline

 

[lowtech]

that's wicked funny

 

[jack_weisman]

its fun to go to K-Mart and grab those phones on the supports and announce the Blue Light Special and watch them all run to the isle. or just have fuckin bike races and knock shit over

 

[ChronicBubonic]

moc u are crazy

 

[lowtech]

you're kidding right?

 

[TheQuailman]

a hand gun

blak ski mask

ask the cashier if ther is a back way out of the store

 

[Edward.]

10 boxes of condoms

 

[rippinbumpskier]

done that before that got such a great response

 

[B.L.A.K.E]

personal favorite of mine 24 rolls of toilet paper and a toilet seat then as you are checking out tell the cashier its tuesday, fajita night at home.

 

[tahoeskier170]

^^ hahahaha

 

[ChronicBubonic]

okay so hers what u do

u buy a gun

u walk across the street to k mart and buy bullets

then u go back into walmart and shoot them for not selling u bullets at the same time they sold u a gun

 

[jimmychung]

a friend of mine was going to try to camp out in a tent in the camping department at one, i'm not sure if he ever attempted it.

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

A crossbow

A bunch of rats

A freezer

A meat cleaver

 

[tBatt]

rope,boyscout knot book, duct tape, video camera, nail gun, puppy/kitten