Funny thing my Christian friend told me

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He told me straight out and matter of factly that it was 'scientifically proven' that if God didn't exist the earth would explode. I said 'really, i didnt know that' THen he told me it is also scientifically proven that there is not concrete proof of any history before 10,000 years ago. Hard core christians are funny. Its kind of scary cause he said it with such conviction, there was absolutely NO doubt in his voice. He thought he was educating me, doing me a service by sharing his wisdom.

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what a tool - it's called carbon dating...he should check into it.

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im christian, and i believe in the evolution thearoy i jsut believe that god set it in place. some people are retarded though, i got into an argument once about evolution and the person i was fighting with called me a Blastphemer, it was pretty funny, he said that evolution was the biggest lie, and that the devil created science.

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^the devil created science baaahahahahah!

i'm not religious in the slightest sense of the word, and it doesn't really matter to me that a lot of people are (whatever floats your boat) but i just can't stand radical religious people who are completely ignorant to the universe just because they've been brainwashed

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im torn between both, but im definately not hardcore christian and stuff

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YOU SEE YOU SEEE its these damn religions that r ruining the world ad creating controversy look at muslims, God damn cant we just live for each other and decided for ourselves not a higher being.

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hahah go atheist-ism!

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yeah, people are really taking religion too seriously. if you look back all the major wars resulting in the deaths of millions, where all carried out in the name of religion. somethings wrong here...

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
lets all be nice and watch Dogma.

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The question is why do we believe in religion?

I hate these arguements, whenever I get in to this talk the only question I have is where did this all start...

and if you are going to say that the bacteria began to grow and created all of it then thats not where it started... lets just cut the bullshit out and get to the point...

Who, When, Where, How made this?

One answer out of all of these... Islam, Christianity, and all the other shit...

Motherfuckers...
 
^ tahts great if u believe in a diety, but a big portion of the world doesnt and that wont cut it for them.

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i belive the answer the the question 'why do we belive in religion' is that we belive because we are afriad of the unknowen (death and creation) and religion with its afterlife and rebirth stories comforts us. when i look at religions as a whole i see 2 main similarities, a story about how we were all made and a story about what happens to us when we die. this gives us a understanding of our world, and if someone tries to tell us we are wrong in the way we view things, we naturally get angery and start fighting them. if that made any sence...

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Apple it still doesnt come back and answers everything with one single answer...

and this is where religions comes in and explains it with one single answer (ex. Christianity-God, Buddha-Whoever the fuck they worship and etc.)

Motherfuckers...
 
J.D.. care to elaborate as to why my idea is wrong and whcih part made you angery?

Ant4life, i dont quite understand what you are saying... are you saying that having a fear of the unknown doesnt answer the question of why we belive in religion?

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religion is a hypocracy. if youre going to have faith in something or someone, thats awesome, but i dont need to go to church to tell me what i should think. Its better to have an idea than a belief. its easier to change an idea. (dogma)

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^ You are the dumbest person alive and holy shit you blow my mind away with all of your threads... I just cant realize how stupid you are, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Motherfuckers...
 
if that was directed at me...whats so wrong with that post...you need to learn how to back up your statements when you try to make fun of someone...

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i just want to know where dinosaurs fit into the bible.

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dinosaurs are jesus horses

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Apple, I guess sarcasm just failed to come across over the internet once again, although I thought I was being explicitly ironic.

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''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

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ohhh i get it now... man am i slow.

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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
but still someone tell me where the dinosaurs come in , in christianity.

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^I think it was a thread where someone said that some southern state was now allowing use of the word 'evolution' in schools as long as Dinosaurs were referred to as 'Jesus Horses'.

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''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber

''This board seems to have gone downhill since i joined'' -ADjunkie
 
^... it was SNL

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numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

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Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
my friend always tries to talk to me about religion.. his arguments are always so stupid.. i mean how can he actually believe what he is saying and try and make me believe it? ..i really need to hear a good solid statement stating that religion makes sense.. maybe one day

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

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What's with all the hate?

 
oh they do have proof! like noahs ark, jeasus' body, his crucifiction cross, and even the spear they used to stab him with... o wait nevermind, none of this stuff was ever found...

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its true but who gives a shit will all be long gone by then and its not like will have to stop skiin cuz in 10000 years the earth will blow up

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numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
i do not believe in religion.

with that being said, I am currently on the Second Book of the Cronicles in the Holy Bible.

so if anyone here who is religious wants to try and convince me that there is one god that rules over the heaven and the earth - bring it on.

but first you must answer me this question. if god created the earth and the heaven in 7 days with the whole humans being on earth from day one (or i should say day 7 with the rest of the creatures that are on earth today thing) - what's the deal with dinosaurs?

Darryl Hunt

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i think what people need to realize is that the bible is like any other book and is not to be taken literally. most of it is allegorical and whatnot...

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im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
^true but many ppl take it as historical fact even thought its been translated 3893482035842 times

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theres certain sinates (probably not even close to spelled right) of lutherans that don't believe in dinosaurs because they don't believe in the bible. I've also seen religious sites that gave all this proof that humans and dinosaurs lived together. They even went on safaris for dinosaurs that they thought lived in the congo. It was sweet.

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Let me preface this by saying that in no way am I a 'fanatic' I simply find it easier, and far more logical, to believe in a God who created this amazing world, than to belive that somehow, contrary to all the laws of Thermodynamics, it evolved from a single atom, or whatever version of the Big Bang you choose to believe.

Contrary to popular belief, evolution is NOT proven, and many great minds, including Einstein, cleary stated that they did NOT belive in Evolution. The issue of origins can be argued forever, and never come to a conculsion, because is not true science, it is based on belief. It takes far more faith to believe in Evolution than to belive in creation!!!

It really irks me when ignorant people show up on here spouting nonsense, and showing that they have not really though about this issue. UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE BIBLE, WITH AN OPEN MIND, HOW CAN YOU BASH IT??

The Bible is the oldest known piece of literature ever, and scholars have determined that the Dead sea scrolls, (over 3000 years old) are only slighly different with current translations. IF you have doubts theres an exhibit at the Museam of Civilizations,in Gatineau, Canada with these on display.

To the person who stated that he did not belive in the Bible due to lack of proof, such as Jesus' cross, I fail see the logic in that. Not only is the crucifixion a documented historical event,(read ANY secular Roman history book), how could a wooden cross last for 2000 years to be found by us??? ditto for Noahs ark...wood rots away! there is a scientific explanation for EVERYTHING in the Bible.

This is far more than can be said for evolution!!! Not only are theories changing on a daily basis, but there has never been a proof of evolution found!!! NO transitonal Forms have EVER been found, that were agreed on by all evolutionists. There has been much controversy on this issue, if has NEVER been resolved.

Now for the ever popular carbon 14 dating. This is notoriously unreliable, as it assumes that the Carbon atoms leave the system at a constant rate. How are we to know that past extremes of heat or cold could not have changed that rate?? I have seen samples from MT Saint Helens that were dated as millions of years old when in reality they were only 40 or so!

Finally, the dinosaurs.... the Bible talks about the dinosaurs! Read the book of Job...it clearly mentions massive land reptiles who could only be dinosaurs! I belive there was a global flood that eradicated many of the large animals who were too big or to escape from the water or unable to cope with the sudden climate change......this is consitant with the fossil record, and the Bible. This explains mass burials, how some dinosaurs have been found with undigested food in their stomachs.....

Now I know this post will not change any minds i just hope it makes people think. I'm not a scientist, Im a ski bum, Im sure there are lots of you out there who are far more intelligent than I. I simply have done a lot of thinking on this issue, and hope that others will do the same. DONT SIMPLY ACCEPT WHAT EVERYONE TELLS YOU!!!! KEEP AN OPEN MIND, THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!

Just realize that you are having faith in soemthing...I find it easier to put my faith in God than in some series of billions of accidents that stemmed from some magical atom.

peace love and lots of snow.

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The universe hase been around for billions of years and i can prove it easily. All the stars in the sky are millions and billions of lightyears away, that meaning for us to see them their light takse millions to billions of years to get here so if we can see them now we know that the universe existed all the way back to about 13.7 billion years

 
skicraze123...take that out of your signature you homo, im a racer, half the kids on this site are racers....

I think religion can go both ways, but some people are just not orthodox about it...some poeple are just plain retarded.

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^^^Canadian, what are your sources for all of your 'facts'?

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this is for mike 'the biblical scholar' hunt up there... youre in the second book of chronicles? can you say waste of time? have you got the intracicies of the double sabbath on the 40th year committed to memory? how about the liniage of noah? read the books isiah (if you can acuratly understand that one you deserve a medal. but seriously if you want to get to the core of christian thought, read the new testiment. the old testiment will only inform you to the details of hasidic jewish law. lets get it together mike. as for the dinosours, lets think about this. first, having read the old testiment up to 2nd chronicles, you have no doubt read extensivly about some individuals named methusulah, seth, adam, enoch etc. but lest look at methusulah. the book of genisis would have us understand that he lived for 900+ years. there are a few different ways to look at that. either 1)people had exteremely long life expectancies in the beginnng of human habitation, or 2) the measure of time was a little different then. this is an idea that we can apply to the creation. who is to say that when it says that God created the world in 7 days, that that equals 7 periods of 24 hours? no one says that. the way i see it, days was a universal measure of time that could be used to get the idea of the creation taking place in various segments. perhaps a 'day' in Gods reckoning of time is 45972309725907 years... i dont really know. but certainly the use of the phrase '7 days' shouldnt be taken as absolute. when God created man (adam) who is to say that there wernt entire populations of gracile australopithicines running around at the same time? the ancient text doesnt go into detail on what was going on in that manner, because it is a religious text, and it focuses on religous intricicies... not the state of the earth they inhabited. but seriously... dont read chronicles. youre wasting your time there.

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I dont really mean to offend here, but I do have a question, and I would like someone to answer it as best they can, I have lots more too, but I think this one is interesting: How exactly, did God make or create Adam and Eve?

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Highfly: How are we to know that the speed of light is a constant? How are we to know that in the past the speed of light was not much faster? I have read a study that supposedly proved that, like everything else on this planet, the speed of light is decaying....therefore what would take 1 billion years today would not have in the past.

And this isnt a research paper, so I dont have a bibliography, but some points were taken from the museam display at the museam of civilizations, others straight from the Bible, and the rest from a book called Show me GOD, by Fred Heeren. Get it, read it, it will open your mind.

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question for you, sim:

How exctly, did human beings evolve? how did it happen that a male and female just happened to evolve at the exact same time, and at the exact same place, where they were close enough to mate?

Or how, exactly, did the single primordial atom explode, to somehow create this universe, with, as far as we have found, only the earth being able to support life?

Soemthings you gotta have faith in, bro..the origin of issues is all about faith, whether you belive in God or the Big Bang, some things cannot be explained by science...its all about faith!

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'the Bible talks about the dinosaurs! Read the book of Job...it clearly mentions massive land reptiles who could only be dinosaurs! I belive there was a global flood that eradicated many of the large animals who were too big or to escape from the water or unable to cope with the sudden climate change......this is consitant with the fossil record, and the Bible.'

trouble is, recent reseach has suggested dinosaurs didnt all die from a cause like previously thought, rather that some species slowly died off during ice ages and others evolved into birds. this us actually starting to be the acceptable idea in the scientific community.

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