Funny Short Jokes

[b-ladd]

Yo mama's so dirty, she brings the crabs to the beach.

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fear makes it fun

Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'godless Communists.

Member of the association agaisnt clubs

 

[4frntmorrison]

what do you get when you cross a mexican and an octapuss?

i dont know but we'll be pickin alot of strawberries today

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*

 

[SteezePatrol]

I don't like your jokes about blondes

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH