Funniest Way to Break Up With a Girl

[TheQuailman]

Go!

 

[gregorio]

kill her

 

[Troy.]

kill

 

[TheWakes.]

lol

 

[TheQuailman]

Think I'm going to have her watch this

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[beezey]

like my ex.

 

[bromigo]

pretty sure a NSer sharted on a girl before while haveing sex..... that would be hilarious

 

[DGski]

excuse me mam
i wanna break up with you

 

[Randy_Quench]

inb4 pee in her butt.
unless shes into that kinda thing..?

 

[Mr.Luke]

I have HIV, and now so do you.

I think we should see other people...

 

[S.C]

pee in her butt

 

[Afeld]

 

[Afeld]

My bad

 

[wesley.]

great success... reminded me of this

 

[SeanTom]

 

[blah..]

Take her skiing. Pee in her butt. Push her off chair lift. Profit.

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

tell her that you ran over her dog when you came home drunk yesterday morning. she will start to break up with you, but then you tell her that you were just kidding. then you break up with her.

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

facebook

 

[S.C]

hahahahah +k

 

[Bar_Down]

first thing that came to mind as i read the thread title.

 

[egg.]

holy shit thats absolutly hilarious

 

[snowdon]

YES i came here to post that. Cruel, but effective. And that's what she gets for whoring around.

 

[Potatoes]

"Its not you, its me......I just think I can do better."

 

[ECB]

Have sex with her mom in her bed, then she walks in on you while you are fucking her mom. And have her died tied up with just his dick out so when she yells at you, you suck him off too.

 

[Z-Juice]

win

 

[Owl]

was posted on here a little while ago
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[Owl]

i know its long but she gets crushed at the end haha

 

[snowdon]

Haha I'm listening to it again right now. I'm at the part where he's like, "Well we've been together for 5 years now....I guess I just have one thing to ask you. How long will it take for you to get all your crap out of my house?" "WHAT?!?"

 

[JIBpsy^^]

I pray that you or your spawn will not live within 500 miles of my children. No offense your just abnormally sketchy even for NS

 

[Owl]

soooo good haha

 

[[][][][][]]

CAPSLOCK HER MOTHER

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[CRiP]

my friend sent his girl a picture of his shit and said 'i dump you'

 

[Conker]

"i hate you"...

"yea well.. you werent even a listener."

That was pretty funny. kinda sad tho.

 

[buddychaps]

haha i remember that. So awesome

 

[StreetsOfRage]

you know i do love your style, name, and posts. but i have to suggest you change your sig, you might get banned. other then that

 

[pinhead_larry]

i love this guy

Ok got this off 4chan:

"invite your gf to a party with a bunch of people and have everyone sit

down for a game then ask everyone who is in a relationship to stand up.

Then turn to your gf and say, "Actually honey, you can sit back

down."

 

[pRETTyLight5]

text her that you are breaking up with her because who ever made this thread is gay

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white+dragon

 

[tuna.]

my best friend, 19 years old, texted his girlfriend of 8 months this last week.
"its not you, its me. seriously, it's me whose breaking up with you."

 

[wasatch_rat]

you try way too hard. it stopped being funny when you actually let the internet know about your incest

 

[TheStamos]

Sadism is the derivation of pleasure as a result of inflicting pain or watching pain inflicted on others

 

[skier_boy26]

I hope you get banned and hit by a car

 

[sammiedee]

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[Dlud]

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/watch?v=c1-Oep9uNwM Don't know if this works, doing this from my phone

 

[TechnoPotamus]

that radio call is pure win and total flawless victory

 

[blah..]

This is the single most cruel act I have ever witnessed.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

A friend of mine in 9th grade had a girl who was crazy clingy, he told her he was gay.

It did not work out the best for him.

 

[Swaggermager]

That video has so much win!

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

call her parents and tell them to tell her, or do it over the school pa system

 

[-ROY-]

thats the spirit!

 

[Clevinger]

There's a few good ones here...