tell her that you ran over her dog when you came home drunk yesterday morning. she will start to break up with you, but then you tell her that you were just kidding. then you break up with her.
Have sex with her mom in her bed, then she walks in on you while you are fucking her mom. And have her died tied up with just his dick out so when she yells at you, you suck him off too.
Haha I'm listening to it again right now. I'm at the part where he's like, "Well we've been together for 5 years now....I guess I just have one thing to ask you. How long will it take for you to get all your crap out of my house?" "WHAT?!?"