Funniest/Coolest thing you've ever stolen

fuck, i guess i just dont know mathi always just asumed a golf course was like a mile at most, never felt longer wehn i walked it.

i admit failure the white flag is being waved!
 
I was the one that stole that fridge he is talking about.haha i just picked it up and walked out with it and brought it to my friends car during the last week of school
 
we stole two sweet construction spotlights to sesh during the night.

i steel chocolate milk at school for a living.
 
walmart seems like a popular place to steal from, but i dont know why you wouldnt just buy it, you just can't compete with their prices!!!!
 
when i was in high school, we would get really bored and come up with random weird schemes. this one was the most complicated. first, we drove around several classy neighborhoods, scoping out cool little statues, garden gnomes, those cement geese, that sort of thing. we made a list of about 10 of them, wrote down the adresses where each one was. then, late one night, we drove around and took all of them. now comes the interesting part. we basically switched them all around, ie put the various items at other houses we had taken something from. so, say we took a cement goose from one house, and a statue from another. we switched them out, and attached a note saying, "you are participating in a social experiment. we have taken your statue to 123 oak avenue. you will just need to go there, talk to them, and get it back." and then these people would have some other random lawn ornament that we took from another house, who in turn got a note saying where there shit was. not technically stealing, i suppose. just redistributing.
 
We broke into the press box at our HS football field and found all types of sports gear downstairs.

I have long had an infatuation with throwing spears or sticks that looked like spears. So really it was a no brainer when we saw the stack of javelins.

Ya we stole javelins and proceeded to throw them around the field, it's a miracle nobody was harpooned. I could have made the track team I think, or taken a deer with it.
 
my friend stole my buddies riding lawn mower at a party an he rode it home at 2 in morning in the rain rockin his ipod it took him like an hour to get home didnt even get busted
 
ridicuoulous amounts of shit ei. soda, baskettballs, and anything else we could find in my school. about a thousand differerent road signs.
 
maybe i'm the only one but hopefully not... Stole the caps for the air valve off of tires that were chrome... we called um chromies not sure if that is what they are actually called... i had over a hundred of um i would just walk around parking lots and find nice cars with them and take um. I had cool as ones to like fake bullets and skulls and colored ones.. then i got busted and to a fifth grader having to explain to ur mom kinda sucked....
 
CHROMIES!!! that shit was sooo badass, i took one off this souped up mexican car that was huge, spikey and blue, it was fuckin awesome, i totally forgot about those, then one of my friends and I ended up getting in trouble too, the one i stole that got me in trouble was a fake bullet....but i had to throw it when we were getting chased
 
and also that is probably one of the funniest stories i've ever read, hahaha imagining some drunk kid doing that, i was laughing to myself hahaha
 
a bong from a variety store.

Shitty part was we went and smoked a sesh out of it, and my buddy dropped it and it cracked(cheap variety store crap) lol.

Thats what i get for taking it iguess
 
i stole a "No Dumping" sign and put it in my bathroom at the dorm. i always steal batteries from stores... those little things cost so much you might as well steal them.
 
I would rack a shit load of spray paint from walmart

pretty much every week I would go in with a bag fit like 6 to 10 cans in the bag walk to the food section grab a 4 pack of monster place it in the bag on top of the cans and walk out never once got caught

back in grade three I would pick pocket kids pokemon cards I definitely took over 100 if not more

and when ever Im in dollarama and the line is fucking hugge I usually steal the thing its not like I cant afford it its just i dont want to spend 20 minutes to pay a dollar.

Ive stolen tools from home depot and my buddy has stolen so damn much from canadian tire for his car. pretty much everytime we walk into a store he comes out with something in his pocket

 
a gallon of hot sauce
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i stole something that i thoughrt was box of condoms but ended up being a vibrating penis ring, it was fucked up but it pleased my lady
 
LOLOMG i haz benzorz runnign around MT.SNOW and stealing wallets and skis LOLLMAROFLOMGBBQH4X!....just kidding

yesterday i stole this cute little worm thing from aubochaun that turns different colors when its wet. its dope.
 
6203452:laxstar said:
maybe i'm the only one but hopefully not... Stole the caps for the air valve off of tires that were chrome... we called um chromies not sure if that is what they are actually called... i had over a hundred of um i would just walk around parking lots and find nice cars with them and take um. I had cool as ones to like fake bullets and skulls and colored ones.. then i got busted and to a fifth grader having to explain to ur mom kinda sucked....

kids at my school did that but i never did
 
6195715:wh@t said:
stealing highly valued personal belongings from individual people is not good with me.

stealing from establishments such as Chevron, Target and Wal-Mart is just good clean petty theft. : )

stole an orange hunting face mask from wal mart.

Truth. Stealing from people is really a rather terrible thing. It will get u shot, in which case you deserve it.
 
I used to cram big gulp cups full of candy bars then put ice over em and fill the cup with pop. im a smarter theif than all of you
 
I also stole the sign from my high school that listed all the state championships. I got caught and suspended for a week. Never found out who narked
 
12998779:El_Barto. said:
I used to cram big gulp cups full of candy bars then put ice over em and fill the cup with pop. im a smarter theif than all of you

My friend used to put red bulls in slurpee cups from 711 and fill them with slurpee and only pay a dollar for a red bull and a slurpee.
 
it was like 2 in the morning and my cousins and i are bored so we go out on the beach. we come back and we see a golf cart. who the fuck parked their golf cart and left the keys in at 2 am??? yeah so of course we decided to jack that shit ha we got pretty far and then we saw this dude running from the boardwalk with a ton of beach toys like what the hell are you doing so we literally stopped the cart right there, took the keys, and ran to the condo. were at the condo for like 20 mins and then the guy comes knocking on the door so my cousin opens the door, throws him the keys, and tells him to fuck off
 
12998784:mmccarthy14 said:
My friend used to put red bulls in slurpee cups from 711 and fill them with slurpee and only pay a dollar for a red bull and a slurpee.

I'm pretty sure everyone used to do that....

My friend and I stole a giant 6' x 6' sign. That fucker was was damn heavy
 
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