Fucked up your grill skiing???

shorty_T

shorty_T

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who has chipped, cracked, knocked out or just plain fucked up your teeth skiing??? stories are a must.

i knocked out 2 front at the 05open because i'm a lamo..
 
benjamin perry. he was walking down seattle and hollad at this girl who was actually a man who was actually a horse who was actually a broomstick and got punched in the face
 
I bit through my snowpants once on like a 30 ft drop to flattish hardness. It sucked. Then I did a backflip off like a 70 ft jump and one ski popped off on take off and I ate crap then it hit me in the face.
 
my broter was cuttingthrough this place on the t-bar line thats open because its a place for beginners to get off halfway and also to get to where the park is on the other side of the hill since it starts halfway up, and someone was getting off and the t-bar snapped p and hit him in th face, he ended up having to get a root canal
 
i chipped at high north one morning first run and it wasnt on a feature. I was riding down a step before the rails and trying to get some speed so i could get up the hill far enough and the diggers had a hole dug before the jump and i flew into it and ate shit on ice face first. I didnt notice my teeth were chipped till like 7 runs later when i slid my tougne over my teeth and it was all rough but i got it filled in now and its all good
 
My friend luke perin knocked our like 4 teeth and fucked up his jaw doing a 7 of this like 50 ft cliff. he landed right in a bomb hole, loootss of blood.
 
its sad he has teefa now. its a good story.

but a couple springs ago, up at mt. baker, it was the last day of the season. they had a slopestyle, and a death hip thing that shouldnt be cleared but i did because i wanted to. anywho, after the slopestyle was over, i hit it again, but the sun came out and sloe shit way down, cased it on the deck, and i could hear all these bones cracking (nothing major) as i was compressing, bounced into the landing, and started spitting tons of pieces of my molars out. i think i broke 9 teeth or 10 teeth in total.

then i proceeced to get caught not having a lift ticket

then i paid a fine
 
Came close twice. Once at the YGO I cased the judge jump doing a 540 and put my tooth partway though my lip, and the second time just dubbing around my mountain I didn't really try on the s-box and ate shit face first onto ice... here's a pic.

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well my friends that r twins were on the lift and one of them called the other a fuckin fag so he hit him in the tooth with his pole...chipped it pretty bad.
 
hole in my tongue,ouch, saw a doctor a week later, he said yikes I should have had stiches, now its a big line/bump and I can feel it all the time.
 
i undershot a road gap and I thought I was gonna loose em. but the grill stayed in and its better than ever.
 
i always knee the shit out of my chin and chip my teeth when i case landing switch, it's never that bad but it hurts like a bitch right when it happens and makes my jaw do weird clicky things
 
Heading out to BC to catch some pow pow this year, feburary. 270d on to the elevated c box in the nintendo park, went to blindside out of it and when i landed my pole stuck in the ground then it threw a jab to my mouth. as i it happened i noticed something white fly out of my mouth. my front left tooth was pretty much gone and the root was showing. skiied down with my fucked up bloody ass puffy lips and one front tooth to the dentist. within an hour i was back on the chair... went back up to the c box, 270d on blindside 270 off stuck it. all in all it was a good day. and wat a unbelievable trip
 
Fell off a c rail, ski comes off as I'm laughing about falling, hits square on 1 tooth, and knocks the front part off of a first molar. Had surgery to get it "fixed", only to find out 3 months and about $2,000 later that the tooth has to go. Dentists suck
 
I pierced my lip with my ski pole, (the handle end pushed up against my tooth and cut my lip) my teeth where fine but i had a huge fucking hole in my lip, a 5 pool of bloody snow and some stitches later i skied the next day.
 
awwww thats broke.

Ive kneed myself in the grill, all my teeth are broke.

fuck yeah,

be hard.

peace boys.
 
When i was in mammoth for the 3rd day we were doin some filming first hit of the day i go for a 5 mute over a 50 footer and catch way too much air, it overrotated to a 7 and i still tried to land... bad idea (whenever you overshoot something by a lot role up into a ball right away and try to roll as soon as you hit the ground, just a little word of advice) on impact i bit down really hard and bit my back molar right in half and shards of it went into my tongue, i had to sit at the ski patrol area for the whole day until i could go to the dentist, he pulled the shards out and i had nasty scars on my tongue and i got my back tooth capped. When i got home i took the codine he gave me and got knocked the fuck out, then got up the next morning and skied :)
 
all you people that have messed up their teeth just rob a jewelry store and tell em make you a grill.
 
it was my first day back after screwing up my back, and i went to go and do a zero but i cased the jump and i was all crouched in the air, so when i cased, my kness just went strait into my jaw and it hurt and shitload and somehow messed up my back even more, but nothing as back as gohuchyourself, man thats nasty, would really suck if it did permanant damae to you face, and such
 
i hit my knee to my chin on a c box but luckily my teeth were closed or that coulda been painful

 
this hasn't happened to me yet thankfully, but my friends have gotten their teeth knocked out from gates and have to get fakes ones. it would suck for me after all the years of braces :( all ive gotten is glacier burn from summer skiing on my face.
 
ooooo thats what a grill is!

well this isnt skiing but i was once at a park and once of those zip line things that are metal was thrown and it hit me in the mouth and chip edmy teeth
 
i chipped a tooth and had to get a root canal. i crashed pretty bad another time and my dentist said that if i didn't have braces a would have lost some teeth....good thing i dont have braces anymore
 
only thing i really did was chip one of my two front teeth becasue when i was on a chairlift the bar was down and i was leaning over and my buddy hucked the bar up and it nailed me right inbthe fucking chompers....A LESSON TO NEVER PUT THE BAR DOWN.!!!!
 
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