Fucked up your grill skiing???

This summer in whistler's public park trying to blindside 180 the flat down box I overshoot it and just landed sideways. My teeth freaked out so they tried to escape my mouth through my lower lip. Their plan worked but they didn't make it farther then that.
 
well one time looong looong ago. id say maybe 5th, 6th grade, i told my friend to ski down to the half pipe and stand on the deck so he could take a picture of me getting madd air with his disposable camera. so once he is down there waiting i bomb the entire hill (back in the day my mountain had its pipe on one if its main trails) so anyway im going really fast and when i go up the wall of the halfpipe, instead of popping out and going vertical, i smash spread eagle style right into my friend trying to take a picture of me. well needless to say we both went flying back in a shamble. i guess my lower lip smashed into my front tooth when hit my friend and it made quite a large dent. my friend claims that he remembers looking through my lip because it made a hole but im not sure about that. too this day i still have a hard meaty clump where it used to be.

also i was riding up a lift with a friend and she decides to kick the bar up as hard as she can to try and make it go up. unforunatly my face was right over the bar and now there is a large crack going up the entire legth of my front tooth :(

and on a side note the same girl hit me in the head with a metal baseball bat in full swing. i think she might secretly hate me and be trying to kill me or something.
 
i fell biking, and woke up in the hospital. my buddy says he thought i was gonne be pretty much gonna be way more messed up than i was, but its all just scratches. I only have 3 noticeable scars on my face now, but the nurse spent about 3-4 hours picking dirt and rocks out of my face.
 
no they just piss me off... i tried skiing with one once and i couldnt handle it... i guess i could throw one in on anything over 80 though
 
my brother was over shot a drop and landed to flat, biting through his tongue, he ended up getting like 10 stitches in it. It was gory
 
no man Freddy Cruger.........hahaha nightmare on elm street. Sorry to laugh dude, looks like it hurt like though.....for true.
 
Dammit Grant, you've had some spectacular crashes. Was that worse than the time you didnt quite clear the table transfer?
 


my dad and his best friend were skiing when they were in their 20s, about a month before my parents were supposed to get married. my dads friend stopped short, and somehow, my dad ran into him and slammed his mouth against the back of his friends ski. he managed to lose both of his front teeth. never the less, my dad walked into the lodge to show my mom (who didnt ski at the time), his friend said "Mark, smile for laurie". well.. lets just say my moms scream could be heard a mile away, esp when she realized their wedding was in a month.
 
I underrotated a backflip and chipped two teeth once. And last year I went stright into spins on my first run and cleared a landing - fattest lip on my life, it was horrible. I wear a mouthguard on big kickers and drops now.
 
was doing a 3 off a cliff. my knee hit my chin on impact and one of my front teeth went through my lip, its kinda perminatly fat now, and my teeth arn't perfect like they used to be.

it really sucked at first. but fuck it.
 
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