'i've never tried kiteboarding, and it looks really fun, but at the same time kinda fruity. i mean, they seem to not really do anything, yet they get like 30 feet of air'
you're an idiot!
kiteboarding is the greatest sport on earth. Takes the skills from surfing, wakeboarding and windsurfing and combines them into one. Guys are doing 30 foot high inverted 540 handle passes, 360 to land jib to 540 out, 60 foot airs and over 9 seconds of hangtime. Trust me they do stuff. You can ride waves, go fast , go huge, bust tricks, slide rails. Its almost as versatile as skiing.
Its an unbelievable sport. Nothing fruity about it. you have no idea what you're missing!