Freestyle Mad Libs

[garettnorthey]

This crazy cat went HISS!

 

[adam.]

garetts gay

 

[r.w]

^^ did you watch that on MTV live this morning?

 

[BigJew]

my dog loves pickles

 

[r.w]

cheerios?

 

[T.Fern]

what the hell are u talking about?

 

[garettnorthey]

No, I posted on the 8. How would I know what was happening the next day on tv.

 

[Corkster]

ok how about somebody restarts this thing

 

[adam.]

my door bell makes a ding

 

[Corkster]

adam cannot sing

 

[adam.]

rory's pin ball machine makes a fling

 

[Corkster]

damint adam your so boring

 

[adam.]

atleast i havnt lowered myself down to profesional whoring

 

[Corkster]

adam your rhymes cant keep me from snoring

 

[garettnorthey]

Newschoolers

 

[adam.]

that was only 3 but and i cant think of anything that goes to that

potatoes

 

[Corkster]

tomatoes

(what is with the one word start¿?¿?¿?)

 

[adam.]

carrots

i dont know realy

 

[T.Fern]

farrets

 

[Corkster]

i like parots

 

[garettnorthey]

Garett's!!!!!!!

 

[s.jeff]

how does carrots rhyme with tomatoes ?

and adam likes oranges

 

[*skitt*]

canned peaches

 

[T.Fern]

phat speeches

 

[adam.]

brokeback leaches?

 

[T.Fern]

mother fucking beaches

 

[Gavinator]

nigger sneetches

 

[adam.]

that was 5

 

[garettnorthey]

Beehive?

 

[adam.]

nosedive?

 

[T.Fern]

high five

 

[adam.]

man whore

 

[T.Fern]

shut up about ur timmi thing adam.

poopy bum

 

[adam.]

that didnr ryhm

i like to hum

 

[BigJew]

yeah, or at least take out the timmi part.

 

[adam.]

why? he made it not me so then i will be takin the credit for making it up which clearly i didnt

 

[adam.]

i like to play tennis

 

[Corkster]

and wack off to denis the menace

 

[T.Fern]

and then go do ur aunt wenace

 

[adam.]

while fucking a man named henace

 

[adam.]

i can write with a pen

 

[s.jeff]

you can also suck on a hen

 

[adam.]

well you did a guy named ben

 

[garettnorthey]

I didn't hear about this? When?

 

[adam.]

colin hasnt been on in a while

 

[s.jeff]

thats cause he is eating some shit piles

 

[adam.]

while fucking men up the bum named lyles

 

[garettnorthey]

Sometimes you have to sit down and smile

 

[adam.]

gavin didnt get head

 

[T.Fern]

and neither did u