Freestyle Mad Libs

[Corkster]

taylor that doesnt rhyme you stupid piece of poo

 

[adam.]

thats no excuse to use those kinds of words you

 

[s.jeff]

sometimes people get the flu

 

[adam.]

i have a highliter

 

[garettnorthey]

I wish I was a Fire Fighter!

 

[s.jeff]

and adam cut his dick of with a saw of miter

 

[adam.]

now stephen is usingangry words, what a mean writer

 

[Corkster]

hahaha wenis is a funny word

 

[adam.]

take a shower you turd

 

[s.jeff]

your brother is a big nerd

 

[adam.]

so youve heard

 

[garettnorthey]

poop!

 

[adam.]

that didnt ryme you pice of shit

garret is a bird?

 

[adam.]

oh sorry, i didnt see it was already 4

boop

 

[Park_Rider_435]

i just had some soup

 

[adam.]

i have just broken my basketball hoop

 

[Corkster]

i learned today that there is a color called chestnut

 

[adam.]

you must like it in the but

 

[Park_Rider_435]

eric cried when his hair got cut

 

[T.Fern]

but smiled when he realized he was a slut

 

[adam.]

eric dresses like a chick

 

[Corkster]

thats because he has no dick

 

[adam.]

he likes doing hicks

 

[Park_Rider_435]

his teacher is a prick

 

[s.jeff]

He also likes old men

 

[BigJew]

But not as much as Steph-Enn.

 

[adam.]

but he did one named ben

 

[Corkster]

and stuck his ass with a pen

 

[adam.]

he once jizzed on his work

 

[s.jeff]

using a fork

 

[adam.]

before that he smelt some bacon but odviously he mistook it for some pork

 

[s.jeff]

adam is a big dork

 

[adam.]

Andrew is mad cause he didnt learn kangaroo flip

 

[Corkster]

haha remember when he landed on his lip

(backflip off the big gone wrong)

 

[adam.]

why is eric being a dip

 

[T.Fern]

because adam likes getting the whip

 

[garettnorthey]

Why am I not at Cop?

 

[Corkster]

because eric cut his dirty mop

 

[adam.]

im gonna go have a pop

 

[Corkster]

adam you hillbilly why dont you go harvest your crop

 

[adam.]

rory has a bone

 

[garettnorthey]

And like to be left alone.

 

[Corkster]

adamn is so excited and is starting to moan

 

[Park_Rider_435]

i just got phone

 

[Corkster]

wow i wish i could ski

 

[T.Fern]

but instead you find it hard to pee

 

[Corkster]

you wish you were as dope as me

 

[adam.]

i like to have tea

 

[Corkster]

adam you lie like the rug

 

[s.jeff]

and sometimes you drink out of a mug