Freestyle Mad Libs

[*DrewT*]

Ok this is like the Mad Libs thread, only better. There's sets of 4 lines. At the end of each line in the 4 it has to rhyme. Each person only puts one line.

Example:

Andrew saysaul has an ugly face

Rory Says: It is truly a discrace

Taylor says: Better spray it with some mace

Eric Says: Or smack it way off into space

Gavin Says: I like guys

Kurtis says: He's the one that buys

you should get it by now. Try to make it a story to it's even better that way.

I'll Start it off

There once was a child named Collin

 

[BigJew]

Who thought he'd begin ballin'

 

[Corkster]

when the men started a callin'

 

[BigJew]

while he was a crawlin'

 

[Corkster]

his ass so sore he started ballin

 

[BigJew]

^that was kinda 5 lines instead of 4

collin wanted it on the floor

 

[*DrewT*]

he took it in the back door

 

[r.w]

but had to stop and do a chore

 

[*DrewT*]

and then his momma spanked him for being a male whore

 

[Corkster]

next day taylor walked to the beach

 

[s.jeff]

that didnt work

 

[r.w]

but popped a giant cork

 

[r.w]

and picked at his ass with a fork

 

[r.w]

then met an alien named gork

 

[BigJew]

then he found out the meaning of ski crave

 

[*DrewT*]

my god. Rory had it right. Then Stephen started a new one, then ryan started a new one, then eric started a new one. Christ people it's not a hard concept. Since rory was right we're starting from there. Mine is the 2nd one in the set of 4.

On his ass he got a leach

 

[p-a]

since your all idiot's i'll start it again

steven likes it up the bum

 

[Corkster]

your an idiot i started a new one after 4 lines you retard

 

[Corkster]

then saw paul, hairy as a peach

 

[BigJew]

because he went nude to the beach

 

[Corkster]

ummm... the first line in this verse started with beach

THen some old lady called the fuzz

 

[r.w]

where he started to teach

 

[garettnorthey]

ya i got confused so..........

rory's:then stephen drank some beaver buzz

ryan's:because he had a big speech

 

[r.w]

lets start from where we left of things rhyming with peach, and you can only change it when there are 4 or more lines rhyming (or am i being dumb?)

.....

 

[*DrewT*]

OK FUCKING CHRIST YOU"RE ALL RETARTED!!!!!! IT'S A SIMPLE CONCEPT! IF YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT YOU'RE DOING JUST DONT POST!!! WE ARE STARTING OVER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

 

[*DrewT*]

OK FUCKING CHRIST YOU"RE ALL RETARTED!!!!!! IT'S A SIMPLE CONCEPT! IF YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT YOU'RE DOING JUST DONT POST!!! WE ARE STARTING OVER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

 

[*DrewT*]

Rory like his little brothers rear

 

[r.w]

to bad he cant put his car into gear

 

[BigJew]

but he uses lube so there's no fear

 

[Corkster]

its just to bad he isnt queer

 

[r.w]

yes he is but dosent like beer

 

[*DrewT*]

My god it's already been screwed up again. I'm just gonna ignore the last post

Gavin hates looking at girls

 

[p-a]

because everytime he see's one, he hurles

 

[BigJew]

only to men his dick twirls

 

[garettnorthey]

his dick is so crooked it makes a curl

 

[BigJew]

That's 4 so let's start again.

Gavin Knows he's gay

 

[garettnorthey]

dude you dont have to say thats 4 just start a new one sorry for interupting

but with erics

he lives in a pile of hay

 

[p-a]

and when he works the corner, hes an all you can eat (out) buffet

 

[BigJew]

for anyone anyday, anyway

 

[p-a]

steven often paid him to dance like he was in ballet

 

[BigJew]

Paul, are you retarded? There was 4 and now you made it 5. I'll start a new rhyme.

Gavin had only one nut

 

[p-a]

and i think i should hit it with a rifle butt

 

[*DrewT*]

and I'll use my knife to cut

 

[Corkster]

and feed it to that stupid mutt

 

[BigJew]

the mutt that gavin likes to sodomise

 

[*DrewT*]

then says he doesn't with his lies

 

[BigJew]

which he says while eating fries

 

[BigJew]

made from the dick's of guys!

 

[r.w]

stephen likes it in the bum

 

[garettnorthey]

especially ith a thumb

 

[BigJew]

covered in cum