Freestyle Mad Libs

[garettnorthey]

why does every body keep bringing this thread up its so stupid just let it die

 

[r.w]

hmm

 

[*DrewT*]

woah did you get your username changed? I was gonna send you a PM and ask how some random guy got on my friends list but ya

 

[*DrewT*]

uhh this thread is way better than most of the threads on here

 

[*DrewT*]

New start:

Garret is a stupid queer

 

[p-a]

and he likes to wash his crotch with beer

 

[r.w]

at the gay festival he cheers

 

[Corkster]

because its his chance to hook up with peers

 

[r.w]

garrets face looks like pourage

 

[p-a]

he's also abig fan of whoreage

 

[s.jeff]

and emos like goriage (Gore )

 

[r.w]

rory rents his ass out for storage

 

[Corkster]

you dont know me shut your face

 

[s.jeff]

and then he hit you in the head with a mace

 

[*DrewT*]

cause you're a discrace to the human race

 

[s.jeff]

and you cant tie your shoe lace.

 

[*DrewT*]

I have really big balls

 

[s.jeff]

and pauls nickname is smalls

 

[p-a]

steven if you don't stop, i gunna have to start a brawl

 

[*DrewT*]

stephen will win is my call

 

[r.w]

rory is a spas and needs some help

 

[r.w]

spaz**

 

[s.jeff]

and ryan eats kelp

 

[r.w]

stephen broke his penis and yelped

 

[*DrewT*]

when taylor got fucked he gave out a welp

 

[s.jeff]

for help

 

[p-a]

your an idiot, ryan already rhymed with help

-gavin looks like a elf

 

[s.jeff]

whats the difference its a new rhyme anyways

 

[buckweet]

which is once again up his bum

 

[Corkster]

mabey next tome he'll try is thumb

 

[s.jeff]

and pirates drink rum

 

[r.w]

stephen J is kindove dumb (especially with those rhymes)

 

[s.jeff]

and ryan likes his mum!

 

[*DrewT*]

Stephen doesn't know how to count

 

[s.jeff]

but gavin knows how to mount

 

[p-a]

and he always gives steven a discount

 

[s.jeff]

we kinda used count already

 

[p-a]

oh right

then

when eric buys gavin he often puts it on account

 

[p-a]

lets just start a new one

count is hard to rhyme wiht

 

[s.jeff]

that still has count in it

 

[s.jeff]

k heres the new one.

Its gun Rain

 

[r.w]

gunna put paul in lots of pain

 

[s.jeff]

and Rorys gunna gain

 

[BigJew]

a man who is insane

 

[garettnorthey]

oh my bad, that was supposed to be in the beef jerky thread

 

[s.jeff]

New one. They give us drugs and guns...

 

[*DrewT*]

Whoever's givin better have nice buns

 

[garettnorthey]

get shot by a gun and your done

 

[r.w]

but guns can also be fun

 

[*DrewT*]

Don't forget there's a plural sound