Freestyle Mad Libs

[Corkster]

especially when you shoot your son

 

[garettnorthey]

pauls a gangster

 

[p-a]

and peter olenik is a wangster

 

[*DrewT*]

fucking christ 2 people in a row just started new ones. not you paul. Since I can't think of a rhyme for that I'm starting a new one now

Pay some fucking attention faggots

 

[garettnorthey]

what? rory was making an extra reply to the guns one buy stephen then i started the paul is a gangster and then paul replied with pete olenikck is a wangster.

so i dont get what your talking about?

 

[s.jeff]

but peter oleneck isnt a wankster

 

[p-a]

do you even know what a wangster is?

 

[Corkster]

can someone mabey start this over

 

[r.w]

i wish i lived in whistler

 

[Corkster]

retard your suppost to rhyme with over

 

[BigJew]

when I shagged your sister

 

[*DrewT*]

problem is her box had a blister

and rory you did say to start it over so... he did

 

[BigJew]

but I was so horny I kissed her

 

[*DrewT*]

Gavin wanks it 30 times a week

 

[garettnorthey]

with a gay, dirty ass geek

 

[Corkster]

going without wanking looks very meek

 

[garettnorthey]

paul knows he wnats a peek

 

[r.w]

gavin smells like mustard

 

[Corkster]

and likes to play with custard

 

[buckweet]

while eric was flustered

 

[buckweet]

(yes that is a word)

 

[*DrewT*]

wow I've never heard anyone say that before... NO!

 

[buckweet]

i looked up words ryhming with mustard on the interweb and thats what it gave me the definition is

fluster: 1:to put into a state of nervous, agitated confusion. 2: to exite and confuse with drink. 3: to become nervously and agitatedly confused. 4:nervous excitment; confusion; flurry.

definition coppied out of "The Random House College Dictionary"

 

[r.w]

haha andrew is wrong!

 

[p-a]

my mom always says that

 

[buckweet]

the madlibs is screwed up

 

[buckweet]

should we start a new one?

 

[*DrewT*]

I was being sarcastic. I even went "...NO!" Isn't it obvious?

 

[buckweet]

um.............NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ya it was and i was being sarcastic there, lets start another madlibs

 

[garettnorthey]

ok you cant tell sarcasm on the computer so when you say something sarcastic put(sarcasticism)

so to start the mad libs

andrew is flustered

 

[r.w]

^its sacrasm, not sarcasticism

 

[r.w]

^^ we also used the word flusterd for eric.

rogers wireless can suck my dick

 

[buckweet]

aint that the truth

 

[garettnorthey]

aint no one better than the Babe Ruth

 

[buckweet]

except for a prostitute in a phone booth

 

[buckweet]

k ill do this for some one

oh man i have a sore tooth

 

[buckweet]

my brother is gay

 

[p-a]

and thats all i have to say

 

[BigJew]

When he bones adam everyday.

 

[garettnorthey]

he gets tired and eats hay

 

[buckweet]

eric likes men

 

[garettnorthey]

especially one named ben

 

[buckweet]

who once fucked a hen

 

[BigJew]

Which he thought was a Wren.

 

[p-a]

i don't know if i want to quit my job

 

[garettnorthey]

so i'll go home and sob

 

[buckweet]

and do a man named bob

 

[buckweet]

november 8th is my DOB

 

[buckweet]

i love my skis

 

[garettnorthey]

so ill rub them in peas