Found out who egged my house..

dude..more simpler...just somehow make them drink gasoline, maybe once you tell them that they just drank gasoline they'll start thinking of how bad a mistake it was to fuck with you, then you see her crying and you can see her last words as she starts vomiting you will need to make her drink more gasoline so it kills her completely, maybe as she is vomiting lay her on her back so she can choke on said vomit, then make sure it looks like she choked on her "coffee" and make sure you leave no evidence...then move on to the next girl and when complete change your name, move out of the country, and bask in the sweet........sweet revenge

you're welcome in advance
 
On a colder night, crap on the windshields of their cars, then shape the crap into dicks. Then stick them all over the windshield with a bit of pee and they will freeze overnight into car-shit-dick-dildos.
 
multiple tactic technique:1. shit in bags (zipblock), whip at their house

2. gather all the friends you have and shit all over their driveway and on their car

3. buy a bunch of condoms and spit in them and leave them outside their house and by their windows

4. let the air out of their tires

5. paintball their house

6. fill their mailbox with shit

7. leave chicken heads on their doorstep

8. spray paint "I'm a whore" on their garages

9. trick them into falling in love with you, do it with all of them, then confess that your cheating with all of them and destroy their friendship forever

10. knock them unconscious and anally fist them

thats all i can think up
 
Find the house water main on the street. Shut it off. Cut the line and add a plastic pipe to it with an seperate opening. Add a large bottle of nair to drip into the water pipe and turn the water back on. Bald bitches
 
Bind them and shove toothpicks between their toes and toenails! Or kill their parents and make chili out of it and force feed them.
 
Get a large dump truck full of rocks and put it in the middle of their driveway. They wont know what to do. haha. Dirt works too.
 
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