Found out who egged my house..

They would literally have to throw away the covers, the mattress and anything else it touched. It's not like anyone is going to let you walk into their house with rubber gloves on, carrying a bottle of skunk urine.

This is more likely to be a night time assault. There are a million different ways to get the smell inside their house. That is all you need.
 
sugar in gas tank, use gasoline to burn a giant dick in their lawn, fishing line trip wires, saran wrap their doors shut, spray paint their home or car or mailbox, smear shit on their stuff, or i mean you could just man up and burn down their house
 
actually do this:get bucket, gasoline, styrofoam, a big stick (baseball bat or something like that)

pour gas into bucket

put styrofoam in there

muddle the styrofoam with the stick until the styrofoam can't absorb anymore gas. by then it should be like a goo

lay the goo down on their driveways into a penis shape

light it! it will burn forever

 
Simple yet fucking awsome. With weed killer round up or some thing write a good slur in the lawn. "vaginas" "Cunts" "Balls" and if they're not virgins write the name of the guy who took their virginity. this is good because the lawn will stay like that for some time and its low work.
 
if they have a wooden porch leave a plastic container with a bunch of holes on the lid with about 6 eggs in it under there porch. and also egg there houses and everything else
 
I too am the son of a teacher, although somebody egged our house AND slashed two tires of one of our car. we actually found out who it was with like 95% certainty I wish I had come to ns for help
 
Get a fuck ton of rabbits and release them in there house and if you get enough rabbits they'll reproduce faster then they can get rid of them then they'll have to move and sell the rabbit infested house for way less then they bought it for and with out making much money off the sale they'll have to move into the slummy neighbor hood and since environment and people you interact with has a huge impact on you as you grow up they'll never espire to anything great and probably turn into drugys and get pregnant with crack babies and since they cant afford to move out of that neighbor hood there crack baby kid will be raised in that same environment and the cycle will just keep continuing and you've effectively tarnished that families lineage with a bunch of rabbits.
 
The fact that OP made this thread tells me he has no intention of retaliating, but wants other people to think he will so he feels cool. If he was really going to do something, he would have done it already and then posted about it after the fact.
 
Ask their fathers for permission to marry them so they have to have a really awkward conversation with their parents. I'm serious
 
dont egg their house, cause they already did that. You have to think of something better that won't make them think it was you.

spraypaint on their car that they are sluts, whores, have the clap, and they have a dick.
 
scratch that.

if you have their phone numbers, post craigslist ads about something everyone wants for dirt cheap (sex, cars, their house, iPhone, virginity, etc.) and post multiple ads from different computers linked to a randomly created e-mail address. Then they will be flooded with texts, calls, etc.
 
Call there houses while u know they aren't home. Pretend to be planned parenthood asking about there abortion recovery. Call house pretending to be another parent of a trashy kid in school and tell their parents u caught them doing meth in your basement while having unprotected sex with your son. Use weed killer on their lawn. Put limberger cheese on their engine manifold. Put a gallon of milk in the trunk of their car. Do something different to each of them
 
This is nice and sinister.... So I am assuming it is still winter where you live right now. So lets start off with this, you will need peanut butter and saran wrap. You know how if you put normal peanut butter in the fridge it basically turns into a rock? And you know how hard it is to get saran wrap off of a car? You will go cover the cars with peanut butter and then put the saran wrap over it. Wrap that car tight as you can. Also if it is summer where you live, simply drop a few jolly ranchers on the car and allow them to melt in the hot sun, they will not be removable from the car without taking the paint with it, or you can spend hours pouring hot water over them and eventually they will slowly go away.

Also, pee in their butts.
 
Pour water in their gas tanks.

Fake spray paint dicks on their cars.

Plant dope in their lockers next school search
 
Calling their house and leaving a message for the parents would be great. Just have to make sure they don't delete the voicemail first
 
lay eggs in there garden in a suitably warm place so they incubate, then your carnivorous reptilian offspring will reproduce and then eat them and their families
 
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But seriously, confront them and make them tell their parents what they did and have them apologize to your parents and make them clean your house for 4 hours a week for 3 weeks
 
.. or maybe he is looking for ideas of what to do like he said

Yeah I'm gonna go with the second one
 
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