Found out who egged my house..

Woodsy15

Woodsy15

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So last year my house was egged 6 weekends in a row out of pure enjoyment on their end and was an absolute bitch to clean up. Finally found out who did it and now I'm turning to NS for some ideas to get them back.

inb4 fight them (they're females) and repost.
 
Obviously this. But one up them with tp on top of the eggs. Maybe more better things but I can't think of any atm
 
your house got egged 6 times by a bunch of girls?

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touché

but nah my parents are both teachers at the highschool I went to so I'm sure it was somewhat related to that. And I'm obviously going to egg their house back... But I need to one-up them.
 
i would probably say hey why did you do that it was kinda mean and then they would be like sorry and id say its okay just dont do it again then violently sex all of them until they bleed your sperm.
 
Kill their parents and make them into chili. Then invite the girls to your house and offer them chili to smooth things over.
 
Dude. We should shit in brown paper bags and set them ablaze on said hoes doorstep. Super classic. Or we could get some water balloons full of semen to throw at their houses.
 
I always wanted to fill a tenis ball with cement or lead shot and fire it out of a potato canon. If you don't already have a potato canon then I suggest making one right away, the pure enjoyment of launching potatoes hundreds of feet in the air might make you forget about your thirst for revenge and turn you around so you can see the good in life and forget all this silly pay back business.

Or the tennis balls full of concret
 
where exactly are you going to come up with enough semen to fill a water balloon? let alone multiple. that's a lot of fuckin' jizz, dude.
 
it would be hilarious if you dumped gasoline all over their house then lit a match and burn down their house haha clean that up bitches!

but seriously sneak into their house and rub your balls/butthole with their toothbrush.
 
after it rains, dump a fuck ton of flour on their cars. it will turn into a really sticky paste that is nearly impossible to clean all the way
 
Buy some spray paint and then get creative.

Or shoot a bunch of squirrels, rabbits, tweety birds etc and every night put more and more on their front porch. It will freak them the fuck out
 
Pour bleach in their yards in the shape of huge dicks. (Wait til grass is greener again). Or put a shit ton of plastic forks in their yards. (Once again in the shape of a huge dick)
 
Spray paint Dicks on their houses/ driveways

egg there faces ( driveby and fuck them up woth eggs)

make a fake FB like catfish convince them to love you when they show up hit them with sledge hammers in there knee caps

Release 50 mice into their homes (mice cost like 4 for a buck at the pet shop near my house)

Secretly impregnate them with their fathers semen
 
Go to hunting supply store. Purchase hunting scent (Skunk Urine). If possible, buy the one that is oil based. Get creative, but make sure that you wear rubber gloves. If this stuff gets on you, you will smell like a orangutan cage that hasn't been cleaned out for a month.

Recommended locations would mail slot into house, open windows, base of car windshield. If they have a dog or a cat, you could put it on them and let them do all the work for you.

Trust me. This stuff is brutal. If you use the oil based stuff it will take them weeks to get rid of it, even if they can find it. They actually will seriously consider moving out.
 
1. Dip toilette paper in gasoline or any other flammable shit

2. teepee said house

3. light toilet paper on fire

4. run and laugh
 
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This isn't very sinister but depending on where you live buy a bunch of feeding blocks and bird seed and put it all over their yards at night, then when they wake up their yard will be covered with animals/feces.
 
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