Fights and Skiing

i mightve already posted this.

but.

this one time this kid (possibly on NS) walked into the lodge drunk as fuck, looks at me and my friend laughing at each other, immediately assumes we are laughing at him and walks over to me, screaming in my face. he tears my hat off and screams

"I SEE YOU HERE ALL THE TIME. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKIN SWEET BUT YOU'RE NOT. YOU SUCK. YOU FUCKIN SUCK. IM GONNA FUCK YOU. IF MY WRIST WASNT BROKEN I WOULD FUCKIN FUCK YOU!!!"

he was fucking SCREAMING this shit. like the whole lodge went silent and stared at us. i was laughing, very hard, because i thought it was hilarious that this guy wanted to fuck me so bad. i mean, im not really that good looking and he didnt really know me that well. also, i had no idea what his broken wrist had to do with him wanting to fuck me. like... im pretty sure gay sex still works with a broken wrist. but whatever. his girlfriend is kinda hott too. and seemed like a nice girl, so i dont see why he would wanna give her up to fuck me. but each their own.
 
i know a lot. like i don't like to start fights and other things. and to the other post, the first rule of fight club is you don't talk aboout fight club
 
ive been in many fights for different reasons snowballs people cutting me off ect. the one that i wan share i think is the best.so i was about 12 and me and 4 other friends wanted to learn backflips really bad. we dont have a park at my hill so we buil our own jumps. so we have been workin on this jump for almost and hour and its almost done. it had alot of lip on it because we r skirs and wanted to do flips. but when we almost finished this group of 3 snowboarders came up and started bitching about how it had to much lip and what now. this guys were older 19 + and we were jsut little kids. so he starts taking chunks off the lip of the jump and i get super pissed and told him to leave. and he wouldnt so i pushed him and he punches me in the face and same with my friend and completly knocks him out. my friend who was running the lift gets on his snomobile when he see this and go straight for the kid. he beats the shit out of this kid till he cant move. the guy got kicked out never allowed back there again and charged by the police. overall it was a pretty funny situation he tried to punch me in the helmet haha
 
haha also at sunday river one day, close to thanks giving there was a 3 feature line and this huge douche snowboarder almost hit me when i was up against the fence and he says "what the fuck are you doing get out of the way" i said back to him "are you fucking kidding me?" so this guy was doing it toanother skier too,(whoever you are hit me up) and so i hit the dfd box, and this snowboarder was in the way so when i landed i had to doge him and in a sarcastic tone im like "GET OUT OF THE WAY I ALMOST HIT YOU OMG" he threw his board down, got in my face and said "please say your over 18 so i can knock you out" im like "lol im 12" and yeah it was just us giving each other horrible looks for the rest of the day.
yep
 
alright so i was riding up the lift with 3 other of my skier friends and as we are going up the lift we see a couple of my other snowboarder friends who are girls and n00bs and just learning. We all stated yelling at them about how they suck duck and kept telling them get on their knees and whatnot. ( the girls dont care at all, they are chill). So we get to the top of the chair and we were standing there for a minute just talking or w/e and out of nowhere, this guy in a camo gaper suit strolls over to us and was all like, "YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY? YOU ARE A BUNCH OF IMMATURE PIECES OF SHIT!!! IF Y'ALL WERE 18 ID BE BEATIN THE SHIT OUTTA YOU" We all walk up to him all pissed off and whatnot and get up in his face about to open a fucking gallon of whoop ass on this pussy. We all start bitching at him and kept telling him to do something but in the end he pussed out cuz he would have gotten his shit rocked 4 on 1.
Another one was i was at my friends home mountain and he got down to the lift line before me. So when i get down i cut this old dude to get with my friend and the old fucker was like "HEY SON WHAT THE HELL R YOU DOING, GO WAIT YOUR TURN LIKE THE REST OF US" Then my friend in defense was like WHAT ARE YOU GOING DO OLD MAN?? The old guy walked up and pussy shoved my friend and so he takes his skis off and walks up to him and drops him. We proceeded to go up the lift LOL'ing

 
I have a pretty good one.
So if you've been to PCMR you'll know what I'm talking about.
So there is this little 2 person lift that goes to one of the main parks named Pik n' Shovel. So it's basically a local only lift.
Well I got this gaper snowboarder and he was trying to be funny by making a skiing is gay joke.
Now he's obviously not local so he's never jumped off a chairlift. So I pushed him off and he was barely hanging on with one arm, so I just pushed his arm off and he was basically in tears because he thought he would break an ankle and then when he landed he just started to go off because nothing was wrong.
It's fun to fuck with gapers.
 
I was lapping the park with malcolm and a snowboarder friend at our home mountain, when we get to the bottom we are suprised by a huge ass line ( there usualy is next to no line but the main lift closed on a busy day) so we see this rediculous line and dont feel like waiting for a shitty park so we cut in line. we dont try to be subtle, we only cut in and say hey fred hows it going to some random guy so people think were with him. right when we do this some asshole rips right next to us, stomping his skis and steps on malcolms bran new t halls. malcolm is pissed since they are fresh off the shelf so he wacks the asian in the leg with his pole.
so then this asian dood turns around and raises his pole at malcolm so that he can smack him, malcolm, not wanting a pole in the face gets behind a little fence seperating him from the asian. so the little assailant gets realy angry and wants to kick malcolms ass so we tell him to fuck off ( naturally) and this makes him angryer. at this point it has been going on for too long so we tell him were just here to ride. so he gets mad and tells us that hes going to meet us at the top. we wanted to ride so we are two chairs behind him, laughing our asses off and making a plan. the plan was to give my boarder friend a pole so that if he got attacked with poles he could use one. we were going to tell him to calm down and enjoy his day.
Interesting part
so we get to the top and this asian ( about our age, a bit older) is waiting with his trashy girlfriend. right away the guy starts insulting us..... and so does his girlfriend. my friend Mikey is a complete retard and has been in many fights so hes not too scared of much. so this dirty chick starts saying shit about us and so my friend Mikey turns at me ( we are two feet from her nasty face) he looks at me and sais out loud what a dirty slut. The chick immediately spits in mikeys face so how does he respond? Mikey full on decks the chick in the face and she falls on the floor. The asian is furious and rips off his skis to jump on mikey with his poles. at this point they are two on him so me and malcolm react to get them off. Im close to the chick so its my job to get her. Im not a sketchy guy so I just grab her by the hood and pull her to the ground. Malcolm full on baseball swings his pole to the guys face and he is startled so Mikey then gives him a solide punch in the jaw and the guy falls to the ground. we are now all three together waiting for him to get up so he stumbles up, grabs his shit (including his girlfriend) and skis off.
 
not really a fight, rather a heated argument....

I've got a good friend who works in a skishop in a little french village, its the only shop in the village, so all gapers rent their skis and boot there.
It was saturday, so there was a shitload of people preparing to leave (including me and my friends) it was like 100-150ppl waiting to return their skis and a waiting line of an hour or so....
some friends of mine rented skis too and had to return them, since i knew the guys in the shop well i took my friend's ski and simply walked through the line forward as if i worked in the shop.once i was at the desk/workshop i just walked to the back of the shop to say goodbye to my good friend (i wouldn't be seeing him for another year) and we had a last glass of geneppi (a local liquor thats like 80% :D )
apparently one of the gaper tourists saw that i was also merely returning the skis and that now i was holding up the shopguys with some boozing and he started screaming at us that we were lazy fucks and had to work!we didn't give too much attention to him, we drank our glasses, then we went back to work and i went home.
the gaper was still pissed as fuck at the guys from the shop, so my friend benj (shopmanager, asian and like 5ft6 tall ) walks up to the guy as if he was to help him out. They guy calms down a bit, then benj starts flaming the guy in korean, it was such a funny thing to see, this little asian guy screaming in korean to some tall tourist in front of like 100 ppl. Afterwards the whole shop was completely silent and they proceeded to take skis.....
It was such a funny way to end my trip, i walked away with a smile :)
 
All the fights have happened night skiing haha

1.) last year 2 of my friends were throwing snowballs at some kid while we were waiting for the bus. Kid turns out to be probably the toughest kid i know(no joke kids is a beast and will fight anyone for no reason) he gets a giant crew of rednecks(not sure why they were even up there) nothing happened because one of them like one of my friends and the deemed the other to small to it.

2.) Skiing down, snowboarder kept going back and forth and i couldn't get by him. Finally i get the chance and pass him. Near the end of the trail i stop for my friend, guy comes up and sprays me. Starts bitching at me that i cut him off. We start arguing and throw a few punches and 2 of his friends break it up.

^ both of those were last year

3.) And a couple years ago i got jumped by a few snowboarders for "talking shit" when i wasn't (infact i was complimenting them) apparently they took it wrong and fucked my face up pretty good

i know there not all fights but i dont really care
 
Earlier in the season, there's some brit walking up to the chairlift. He's holding up the line, waiting for his "mates". The manager of the place comes down, and tells the guy to move. The guy calls him a twat and then doesnt move. The British guy is at least 2 feet taller than the manager btw. So the manager rips his snwoboard out out of his hand. The guy swings at the manager then the manager drops the board and literally knocks the guy out.. And guess who got arrested!
 
This one isn't technically a fight story, but could've became one and made for a hairy bus ride.

We were skiing at Asessippi on the Winnipeg Free Press 1 day bus trip (hint hint at where I live), it was the end of the day and my brother, dad, and I were waiting on the bus to get going. A woman who was part of the trip (who by the way was half drunk and was wearing one of those fur circular hats that made her look like a bitch, which she was) was the shit starter. Halfway through the trip we hear she made some racsist remarks to some asians, something along the lines of "Go back to China" or "Shouldn't you be sewing my shoes?". I can't rememer exactly, this was back in March of this year. Anyways, one of the two organizers moved her to the front which doesn't help much. She kept demanding to talk to her sister who was also on the bus, wanting to be able to take home her daughter (the daughter is the bitch's, not her sister's. I thought that it was necessary to clear that up). Her sister refuses to talk to her and wants to keep her daughter in her custody until her idiot mom sobers up. This of course makes things worse . She gets louder and demands to get off the bus. The organizers didn't want to leave her on the side of the highway to freeze to death, so we had to wait 'til we were in Winnipeg (which was a big deal as we were 2 hrs. away from the city at the time). The tension transferred through the bus and then it got to the point where people started jeering. There was a memorable one (which again I don't remember the exact words to):

Random Lady:"Watch your fuckin' language!"

Guy in our isle: "Exuse me, there are children on this bus!"

Random Lady: " Oh, watch your fuckin' language please!"

The idea here is that she missed the whole point of censorship. It continued like this until we entered city limits, where the bus driver pulled into a random parking lot and the organizers escorted her off the bus all the while thinking she was still in the right. Everyone applauded and we continued on back to the Free Press office building. Weirdest bus trip I've ever taken.
 
OH YOURE ALL COOL CATS! I WISH I COULD BE YOU! WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT 4 PEOPLE ALL BY YOURSELF? WOAHHH YOUR FRIEND KNOCKED OUT AN OLD MAN?! EEEPPPIIIICCC!!!!!
 
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