Fights and Skiing

C.Miller

C.Miller

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Every Year my Home Mountain has one good fight near the end of the year.

This year it was some drunk guy and our park manager.

does your home mountain ever gett any good fights?

if so colobarate. +k for being nice :)

 
There was this little fat snowboarder at my mountain who had a "skiing's for pussies" sticker on his helmet. He made a comment to one of the racers as he was walking out the door (keep in mind this racer is a big motherfucker) and the racer walked over, picked him up by the front of his jacket, pushed him up against the wall, and said right into his face, "snowboarding is for little fat kids", and slammed him into the ground. Hahaha it was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm pretty sure the kid shit himself.
 
We have just one little cliff in my whole home hill, and if anyone poaches it before me and my crew, we've gotten violent in the past. Of course, the last time this happened, it was this asian jazz musician (as we found out later) and his band going for a day of riding. We approached them like "why the fuck did you steal the only powder at out mountain?" all apprehensive, and he whipped out a blunt and was like fuck this man, lets session, and we quickly sat down and we all smoked.
Ah, middleschool was quite the timehaha
 
i have some pretty sweet video im gonna upload later.

also, last season two blonde girls wearing the same outfit went at it in the lodge. it was by far the greatest thing ive ever seen.
 
Well I was eating in the food court with my friends in an upstairs room that not a lot of people go to and these two girls were drunk and started wrestling on the ground. They were just messing around but then security came and broke it up. After they left they started wrestling again. Funny as hell.
 
A kid on my ski trip beat the shit out of this kid cause he told the kid that was on my trip he sucked dick when he fell, the kid got up right away and tackled him took off his gloves and started socking him in the mouth probably the funniest/craziest shit ive ever seen skiing
 
some dude had the exact same suit as my friend and was trolling the park at my hill. he cut off my friend (whos pretty much the best local park skier) and my friend just waved him off. i catch up to the dude and im like ''dude what the fuck dont you know how to ski? stay out of the park if all youre gonna do is cut people off just to ski over the landings retard. oh, and get a new suit youre giving my friend a bad image.'' this is not much of a fight but whatever, we skied down the rest of the hill and didnt think much of it. fast forward a few hours later, when im watching the local news. theyre interviewing some people on how the atmosphere is at the hill and they just happened to be interviewing the guy i told off earlier on so im pretty much laughing my ass off. until. BAM! the host of the show says: ''that was Simple Plan's bass player who spent the day skiing the local hill before tonights concert.''

/claim
 
the closest thing i've seen is some asshole was dicking around at the bottom of the hill, so my boss took and hid his rentals in a tree on the other side
 
alright so we were night skiing and it starts off when my friend got cut off by this douchebag whos snowboarding in the park. so i watch the kid a little and turns out he sucks( only hitting 1 box and not doing any jumps but spending all his time in the park) anyway my friend was already mad at him for cutting him off, and we were just chillin in the park and as im going up for something( i forget it was a little while ago) i look at my friend whos just standing there humping the air cuz he was jokin around lol and i see a snowball come flying down off the lift and hit him dead on right it the nutsack. he goes down and it was one of the funniest things ive ever seen . so we look up and there was that kid (the one that cut him off ) on the lift laughing, because he threw the snowball. so we wait for the kid to get off the lift and my friend and him throw down and it was just a mess til the trail security ppl tore them apart. funniest. day. ever.
 
We never get anything really physical at my mountain, but we always seem like targets for adults to start shit with us.
 
ive had problems with our lift ops here. we were getting on the lift and the guy askes to see my pass (the mountain isnt that big and id seen this guy before he should have remembered be on this slow saturday night) so im like really im here all the time and he gets in my face and say how bout you quit cutting the lines to (i know that made no sense but he said it) then his buddy comes over and he goes lucky you guys got your mommas to pay for all your shit. im like fuck you man i work for my shit we all do and we get on the life and rite when were about to get off the upper op stops it and starts laughing inside on the one line phone to the bottom op so were like what the hell. we cruise down and go to lap again and the lift op manager pulls us over and say what are you guys doing and we explain everything and hes like whatever go away and my friend wad cussing up a storm and told him to hold up and told him he had one more shot to lose that attitude or hes out for the season. all and all collage lift ops are bitches
 
We had like a 7 person drunken brawl in the park one night in jan or feb. heard screaming while I was raking out some jumps. Apparently somebody threw a snowball at a kid when they were hitting the dfd, and then a mini war ensued. A couple bloody, maybe one broken nose. And some pissed off drunk people. Nothin too serious. Not sure if the coppers got involved.
 
once skiing at Gore Mountain with two of my friends, they got 4 feet the night before. We were in the middle of this trail that was already all skied up, that had a little kicker we were trying fronts and backs off of. This old guy came up behind us and started yelling at us to "GET OFF THE FRESH POWDER, ALL YOU KIDS DO IS RUIN THE TRAILS" it was the typical adult who thought they could yell at kids because we're kids and obviously don't do anything right ever. not much of a fight but we had a 3 minute shit talk with him about how he was choosing to yell at us as apposed to the group of adult skiiers five feet next to us..
 
One night i was patrolling at my home mountain, Glen Eden (free season pass and discounts). I patrol on wedneday nights which is the same night that Brosesh, a snowboarding weekly comp thing, comes. This one chick slid the box and flashed the camera at the same time. Tis was epic. A few weeks later, also on Wednesday night, we get a call to get this random chick and bring her to the bottom. Apparently she fought the lifty chick at the top. After she flashed her tits on the box she was known as the Glen Whore. So apparently the glen whore sucked the top lifties boyfriends dick and the lifty called her out. The glen whore went into the lift booth and started brawling it out with the lifty. All i could do as a patroller was laugh as her friend was telling me the story. Also propped her as she got kicked off.
 
I think skiing's jsut way to chill of a sport for fights to break out oftern.Why start a fight when you could be skiing instead? It take some sort of extra strength asshole to kick off on the hill.
 
i was at pc a couple years ago, and a snowboarder (he is white, this will be important later) hit like one of those angle wallrides, and did something sick. so i was like "OH, JIGGAAAA!!!" because i was like 15 and thought that was a cool funny way to give him props. well i get down to the lift line and he gets down a second later and gets all in my face and he's like "yo you callin me black?? don't fuckin call me black!" and im like "dude thats not what i was saying at all, besides, why would that even be an insult?" trying to calm it down and before i know it he clocks me in the head. the lifties quickly broke it up.
 
before I started skiing I was a lift op and some guy closed-fist backhanded a 14 year old girl in the face for cutting in line. I was gonna stop the lift but my friend was like "hold up, let him get on." So then we stopped the lift the lift and called the police. He could have jumped off bc thats hot the police got him down but he didn't try it and then he got arrested.

I've clipped out of my skis once but we didn't fight which is good bc I was by myself like most days. I think wearing headphones has probably prevented some altercations too bc people are more willing to say shit to someone who is alone
 
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I used to live in Hawaii but my dad had to move because of a new job so we moved to VT...there was one school which was private and all skiers than another school which was public and all snowboarders
I started snowboarding because it was the closest thing to surfing which I missed back in Hawaii but was an outcast because my whole school was preppy ski racers...anyways this one Skie named Brett tried to pick a fight with me and some of my Urchin buddies on the mountain because it was supposed to be 'skier only'...a little scuffle ensued but was broken up by the ski patrol..
My grandfather came up with the great idea to have a race between me and Brett...if he won the Skie's would run the mountain, but if I won the Urchins and the Skies could both ride the mountain
I ended up beating Brett in the race and got a sick medal awarded to the best surfer in Hawaii
 
sort of skiing relatred on the ski triip this year walking back to the hotel at nightl some british kids were mouthing off my buddy who is like 160lbs so not thaT big but pretty strong and he took like karate shit for 10 years. anyways this kid pushes him from behind onto the road and my friend got up and knocked him out in one punch. it was fuckin gnarly all the britsh kids started shouting and shit and then they took off. hahhaa it was so weird.
 
I think i heard random fragmented stories about that woman... i guess now i know that truth, hahaah
 
I was in the Stash one time (all natural terrain park at Northstar), and they have this big cabin you can jump over/jib. So it's a pow day and I'm stoked to finally get a full hit on this thing with snow. While riding down to the drop in point, I find a knife in the snow. I don't really think anything of it, and I stick it in my pocket. So I'm dropping into the cabin jump and this snowboarder literally pops out of the trees, cuts me off, and falls onto the middle of the cabin. I swerve out of the way yelling the usual,"What the fuck?!" He gets up, shoves me, and says, "You wanna see what's in my fuckin pocket ni**a?" I'm almost positive that this knife I found was his and say, "Nah, just ride away man." So he shoves me again and leaves. I ride down and continue living my life.

It would have been funny if he tried to pull the knife on me and I said, "Oh, this knife?"
 
Well i was like 14 when this happend, but im a huge kid. right now im 6foot5 215 pounds. Anyway im skiiing down some blue trails to get to the lodge and see a bunch of boarders wearing these sick neon green flannels. So i ski up to some kid whos like 12 and say dude thats shirt is sick. Being completely serious cause i liked the shirts lol. So I ski away and about half way down their crew skis up to me and some kid whos atleast 25 with a full beard cuts me off and starts saying that Im talking shit to his little brother. Im like wtf are you talking about, hes like ur a fucking pussy skier blah blah blah. and he goes keep ur mouth shut. So i said fuck you. He flips out takes off his snowboard and runs at me looking to fight. so I pop of my skis and take my helmet and goggles of and he gets in my face. realizing I tower over him he backs up like hes scarred and was like im not looking for a fight.. my buddy whos smaller and the same age in scared shitless and my heart is beating so fast. Well all in all he bitched out of the fight. I wouldve gotten fucked up tho because i was so young. It was great cause when he left and i was putting my skis on a bunch of dads started yelling at the boarder telling him hes an asshole and shit then they started clapping lol. I was so scared
 
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