Fighting Tips

90iwish

90iwish

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Today in gym class a kid i hate so much decided it would be funny to take a piss on my shoes. So i need your guy's help. Im not the best fighter, but if i get the chance i want to kick the shit out of this kid. He is one of those kids who picks on the girl in class with no friends because its the only person he can pick on without getting the shit kicked out of him.
 
fake the punch them kick him in the nuts. proceed to knee him in the face after he bends over and finish it off with an uppercut
 
Once he makes intition (swings), just go at him full fuckin power so he can't get any more shots in. Playing offense for a few seconds is worth it.
 
if you arent good at fighting, dont go for headshots, missing punches is embarassing. punch him in the abdomen as hard as you can, aim for the kidneys. if you get him on the ground, kick him. who cares if people call it dirty, its fighting. if hes that big of an asshole, get some friends, and go to town. use elbows and knees as necessary. have fun with it, and if you know you are winning, talk alot of shit while you beat him to a pulp.
 
punch him hard in diaphram, then as he bends over, hold his head and uppercut him in the face. works evertime.
 
Then after that you all get to go on a trip to juvie!!!! If it was me, I would get on all my black assult gear from good times in highschool, find him sometime in the dark by himself with a friend or two, taking out the trash or something, then abduct him (with out him seeing you) tie him up and drive him somewhere far from his house, and just leave him on the side of the road. Just make sure it isn't to cold or anything so he doesn't die.

That is what I was going to do to this kid from another school who was having sex with one of my best girl friends, untill I found out she liked it.
 
I got it, really, listen to this

tell him your doing a trick, and have him breath out, then tell him to keep breathing , THEN punch him in the gut as hard as possible.
 
just hit him with the knife side of your hand in the adams apple.. he'll go down just like that if you get the shot in, then you can walk away looking like a stud
 
get a roll of quarters, clench a dominant hand fist around it. in the locker room dont act too anxious and get nice 'n close to him. when he's lookin away, give a swing with quarters fist, aim for uppper cut toward nose. then punch him in the gut. once he's bent over from the gut blow start swinging with no restraint. i know sucker punches arent the most honorable, but if the kid pissed in ur shoes it doesnt matter.
 
if you are little and not strong, just call him out, then fucking nail him in the balls with a swift kick and he wont fuck with you again. hey it's not how you win the fight it's if you win the fight... but i woiuldnt do that because i could most likely hold my own in most fights
 
wave your left hand in the air ( if you are right handed) in the shape of a fist as if youare going to hit him with that hand. then hit him in the stomache with the other. Then just gonuts kidneys nuts anything.
 
^^^ do the wave the hand thing but hit him in the gut, when he bends over knee him in the kidneys, then with both hands make one big fist and hit him in the small of the back , hard once he hits the ground make him kiss your shoe
 
No, fight him tommrorow. Don't be a fucking pussy. By the last day of school you will have forgotten about and and so will everyone else. You will be long since written off as the biggest pussy in the school.
 
if you're gonna go for hits to the abdomen (which is probably your best bet if you don't have much fighting experience) punch to the kidneys or directly in the stomach. hits to the sides of the abs will do you no good whatsoever. Get him to the ground as fast as possible; if he's on the ground and you're standing, he'll be pretty defenseless.

And win the fight decisively (without killing or permanantly injuring him), or he'll probably come after you later with several friends.
 
listen for KLD if for no reason other than he is doing really well in the freeskier fantasy freeride...
 
I say windmill kick him in the face.

do some Rocky training first though, raw eggs.

Actually, I liked the advice about the goin' for the kidneys, also the fake punch and then going for the cheap shot to the testicles.

I still can't get over the fact that he pissed on your shoes, what is he, a puppy that no one paper-trained?!
 
confront him about your shoes and the fact that he is a homo with no friends who just fucks with other people because hes a bitch himself. bring up topics like his dad probably touches him or something and when he gets pissed and attacks you punch directly for the nose dead on and just break that shit. then say you were acting in self defense after you confronted him for pissing in your shoes. you wont have a problem. your parents will be proud.
 
this is blunt, but you were a bitch. seriously, what kind of person lets a kid piss on his shoes and doesnt fuck his shit up right that very second. its all about respect. respect earns respect. and he fucking shit on your face when he pissed on your shoes. FUCK HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but fighting wise, face him and stay stout with your fists in front of you. AND remember to duck, that's the most important cause most likely he'll start swinging wildly with his face turned away from you, so just duck or move and then drop his bitch ass.
 
step up to this jackass and show him what's up asap. if you don't confront the situation immediatley he'll always think you're a pushover. so get fucking pissed as hell, get your confidence up and fuck this kids day up.
 
A couple of good recommendations here... using the left hand to convince him your best punch is a lefty... then swing hard with the right...

The basic principle is this... out-smart him bro, the whole "waive the left" thing is part of this. This could work if you are convincing (don't be in a right-handed stance and waive the left, an idiot could figure that out). Fucking find a way to catch him off gaurd, or convince him of something you WANT him to believe.

Most importantly, when it's time to do damage... turn your body with your punch (righty in this case). Be quick, be smart, and if you have to, be even quicker than that.

I know you can man... this kid was a dick and deserves is, so just deal his justice and be smart about it. Most of all, be smarter than HIM about it.
 
oh and by the way... the easiest way to get close to this kid... is to stroke his ego. It sounds gay but if you go up and try to "talk to him" about the shoe pissing thing... it will put him in a comfort zone because he figures you don't wanna fight...

... so what will he do? he'll start acting big, acting like a douche... just play along. Downplay your own ego as long as you can, act calm but slightly upset (not angry). The key is to put this fucker in his comfort zone where he feels like fighting is the LAST thing you would do... then? BAM you sock that fucking prick wherever you want, because if he's egotistical enough to relax around you then you will get the best possible shot.

Good luck again man, good to see somebody is here to stand up and not take any shit from fuckups who think they matter in this world.
 
weak spots to hit him is

throat

eyes

his nuts

knees

nose

if you really wanna kick hes ass i would go for those..

Goodluck dude
 
just fucking reck him see him in the hall and just be like he fucker then punch him then just started punching him in the face till someone pulls you off of him
 
haha this kid sounds like a douche. He pissed on your shoes??!! I say you piss in a bottle and throw it on him..

or pee in his bong like I did to Chris.
 
Guys were is a daiphram? And i was kind of pissed off because i was helping the teach put stuff away, and when i got in the change room only 2 of my friends were there and they were right by my stuff. The first thing i noticed was that he spit on my pants. Then i seen this trail of liquid getting bigger until it was on my shoe, im like wtf somebody pissed of my shoe, and my friends like, oh i never saw anything. So ya, i'll stroke his ego tomorrow ;)
 
You better waste him, he totally disgraced you man, FUCK THAT, if i saw piss on my shoes and spit on my pants i would fucking go into the glass he was in and leap right for him taking him out in his desk
 
punch him square in the head and hope it makes his head go up for a second or 2 then take a shot to his throat he should bend over then knee him in the face and if that fails kick him in the balls and run
 
Dude, You don't need to fight dirty.

Just stand up for yourself and take it to him.. Only thing no-one else here has said is BE READY TO BE HIT BACK.

If you can't take a hit you're in trouble no matter how you fight. Every fight gets won by the guy who can take the punches best, not always the one who gets the most in.. Don't puss out, just get your licks in and be ready to take some too...

I had plenty of fights in School, I don't think I "lost" more that three or four, but I never gave in until the fight was stopped.
 
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