Fighting Tips

Seriously, join the wrestling team at your school. Once you get a person on the ground you can do whatever you want to them. And you can put them in painfull and embarrassing positions.
 
another good tip is when u go to punch him right before u have contact wit his face turn ure hand - to ] it makes there face more cut up, and if he does end up getting some shots in if u dont have time to duck and a punch is going for ure face throw ureself into it it dosnt give him time to extend his arm and it will throw him off balence more
 
ok dude, i have faught and learned from lots of my fights, the first munches are what make a fight, if you give him a good solid punch without him expecting it. the best place i have found to punch someone, is close to the cheek bone and eye, they feel it, the after that when you pull back use that ulling back momentum for your next punch., its best if the first punch is more of a hook, then the saccond a straight, and then thirdly, follow up with an uppercut, and if he's still standing, then just throw a couple elbows to the side of his head, you can break your knucles, but you cant break your elbows. well you can, but i doubt by just smoking someone... oh yah, and if you want to make him feel it more, use lighters in your hands, it makes for a more solid punch... and another thing, when your going in for each punch dont just use your arms ahd have them flail around, youse your whole body as movement. if he's a really big pussy, he will probibly go down after the first or seccond punch. and tell me how this works out for you.
 
just remember, there's no such thing as fighting dirty. it's just fighting to win.

your elbows are the sharpest part of your body.

a knee to the face hurts a lot more than a punch to the face, so if he's got his head down put your hand on the back of his head and bring your knee together with his face.

don't put your head down.

hitting someone really hard in the abdomen makes them 6 inches shorter, and therefore much easier to hit.

when you punch someone don't think about punching them, think about punching something that's behind them (ie a wall), this makes your punch way more powerful.

use a fistfiller, such as a lighter.

knock him out... hit him in the jaw with a bunch of hooks, uppercuts are good too. of course, the knee to the face should take care of it.

i hope you know to keep your thumb tight to the side of your index finger. to form a proper fist (this is from my friend who teaches karate) hold your hand out like you're going to shake someone's hand, curl your fingers into a fist, and put your thumb tightly on top. keep it there, you don't want to break your thumb by catching it on his body or having it inside your fist like an idiot.

turning your fist 90 degrees so the back of your hand points up at the sky is wasted energy.

i personally fight open handed and i find that it works quite well. if you want to fight closed handed that's up to you.

the quickest way i've seen someone win a fight is by punching the other kid once in the abdomen so the kid is winded and doubles over, then knee the kid in the face.

go to the gym for a while before you fight him, the added power of your muscles is good, but another huge thing is the fact that your arms will gain mass. the bigger thing he gets hit by the more it's going to hurt. just don't sacrafice all of your quickness for power.
 
oh, and if you get him to the ground, do your best to put him in an arm bar. then make him say "i'm a bitch" in front of a bunch of people. if he won't do it increase the pressure on his arm. eventually it'll break.
 
ill give it to u in a step by step

1)tackle into locker

2) hold trhoat with weak hand

3) punch repedavly in face, kidneys stomach and testes

4)release throat

5)let him fall and.......unzipp and piss into his mouth while saying whos the bitch now
 
hahah wheres that video of the guy teaching you how to fight? it was funny. it was like OK NOW YOU GOT HIM HERE KNEE IN FACE BANG BANG KICK IN GROIN KNEE IN FACE ELBOW IN HEAD BANG BANG.
 
surprise him....like go to him and say like, hey look at my shoes, then he bends his head down then you fucking kill his face with a huge blow, then you put it to the ground, piss on his face, get all the chicks and become mad rich...

good luck
 
go for the nuts. then when he bends over, the knee in the face. if he's still standing up, punch him in the back of the head a few times. he won't piss on your shoes anymore. take it from a purple belt.
 
First hit his nose. After slap his ears. Like if you want to applause then kick his leg the hardest you can.
 
i have no respect for kids like that...therefore i would take mercy upon this nig...get into a fist fight then take his lunch money...then i donno just do things that hurt like perform a live performence of hostel on his ass
 
dude fuckin beat his ass then when hes ont he ground and cant doo shit piss on his face and if that fdosent phase him just squat over him and puntch him in the head waail u take a shit on his chest
 
ok i know alot of people arent gonna pick up on the sarcasm so im gonna point it out

i read the whole thread, it was just funny that like 20 kids replied saying piss on him and show him whos the bitch
 
if hes sittin in the locker room not looking, run along the bench and drop kick him in the face. After that drop trou and whiz on his head. If he charges pee all over his face and he wont be able to get you
 
Having read every bodies posts, I am disappointed to say, DO NOT FIGHT.

1. If it has to resort to physical violence, you are not smart enough or wise enough to deal with the situation. What did you do for him to piss on your shoes in the first place? May be you should look at yourself.

2. You win the fight, you will run the risk of, broken hand, at least a couple of hits to the head, and all the girls will look at you and go what a looser. (as much a movies portray it differently, no girl likes a violent aggressive man).

3. If you loose the fight, hospital, more humiliation, total loss of self confidence.

4. I have spent a large part of my life training in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, based on the Gracie No Rules technique. It doesn’t matter how tough, bad arse, mad you are, there is always some near by that will take you to town, and the longer you get away with being cheap and a bully, normally the bigger the hiding you will get eventually.

5. 17 year old here in New Zealand, got in fight in the street, knocks the guy out first and only punch, he falls back, hits his head on the curb. He is now dead, and the 17year is now a murderer in Jail.

6. If you are not a good fighter, go and train with a fighting style, and you will learn to respect fighting. Personally I have been in my fair run of fights, but since I starting training 6 years ago, I have not ever been close to one. I am very confident in my ability to fight, but I hope I never have to prove it.

If he annoys you, hit him up, hay mate, what is with you always being a bully, why do you always pick on girls? Have you got an issue with chicks? You can piss on my shoes as much as you want, and I am not ever going to fight back, as I think you are a complete looser, I will tell every body in this school how much a cock you are, but do you blame me?
 
um you cant really learn to fight. you should just walk up to him and hit him in the face as hard as you can. but it cant be a cheap shot. if you want to fight just do it dont think about it
 
oh, if he throws the first punch you're almost golden. we did have the cops come one time because of a fight. description follows....

k, so this one kid, kid A lets say, thought he could prove to everyone that he was a man by kicking kid B's ass (i'm not gonna get up into the lead up). so one day at lunch kid A runs up behind B and punches him in the back of the head. kid B turns around and gives kid A three punches to the face, grabs the back of A's head by his hair, and throws A's head into his knee. the cops were called because they thought the knee was "a bit excessive."

so the moral of the story is don't go too nuts, but you can still kick his ass and get away with it if he throws the first punch.
 
how about considering not fighting him in school? getting suspended or expelled that looks real good on the college apps- and really maybe you don;t think you'll want to go there in the future but don't screw up the possibility now for this d-bag.

if you MUST kick his ass in school wait 15 years for highschool reunion then run up, jump and boot him right in the chest with both feet- out of the blue, then proceed to pummel him. then proceed to the cash bar. that will live on far longer than you pissing on his leg or kicking him in the shins now.
 
dude that sounds just like something that happend at my school but this kid left all his cloths out then this other kid came up and pissed all over everthign his shirt,pants,shoes,backpack,hat anything that you could have got pissed on so the next day at basketball the choaches made us run for 20 min straight and the kid who had his shit pissed on never came back and that other dude who did the pissing got expelled
 
hahaha drop the gloves, pull his head down and stick it between you legs, then pull his shirt from his back and get to work on it...haha anybody know what movie those sicknasty moves are from? haha

punch him in the nose, his eyes will proceed to water and he will swing at anything cause he cant see so then u can pretty much own the fight
 
listen to this guy it cant be said any better

just go straight at the bastard and dont stop till u hav ehim on the ground one around the neck and the other in a fist over his head. thats when the fuckers start to apologise
 
Dont fight, your just bringing yourself down to his level. Be the bigger man, he was only trying to get a reaction out of you and it sounds like he was successful. Fighting is stupid, at least i think so
 
Go to him, and be like dude i would like to say that peeing in my shoes was the coolest thing ever, i just want to shake your hand cause your the coolest person ever. then if he shakes your hand grab his wrist and then pull it behind his back and bend it. This really really really hurts. Self-defense 101. And than knee him in the stomach
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top