Favourite Seinfeld Episode

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Big-Punisher

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I would have to go with the Kevorka episode, when Kramer realizes he has the lust of the animal. Man, Jerry and Larry David are two brilliant men.

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
' hey buddy, it's Feldman. I just brought you over some groceries.'

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
i'd have to go with the one where goerge was doing the tri-fecta thing

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
i like the cramerica one, and the one where george makes the message that says 'believe it or not George isnt at home please leave a message at the beep, i must be out or i'd pick up the phone, where could i be, believe it or not im not home' that one is classic

'If she floats than she is not

A witch like we had thought'

'Like most babies smell like butter

his smell smelled like no other'

'She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars,

And leave a blanket of ash on the ground.' - Kurt Cobain
 
i like the one where they tlk in that voice 'helloooooo' 'la la la' and that kids kramers intern

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me gusta cabeza
 
the one where jerry can't guess his girlfriend's name so he calls her mulva at the end. i died. they even credited that on family guy.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
the one with the yougurt was cool too

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
when they have the contest who can go the longest without masterbating. kramer leaves the room for 2 seconds walks back in. lays down the money and says im out.

sms sess 4
 
frogger.. or the one where jerry has feelings... then at then end george dumps this big story on him looking for sympathy and hes like... woah, good luck with that... you scared it out of me.

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I like the manequin one, and the boy in the bubble one.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
I love the one where Jerry is dating a trapezoid artist,who is crazy flexy, and the chick is only going out with Jerry cos he's a comedian( in Bulgaria it means a man who will rock a woman's world in bed) and when Jerry breaks up with her in the end she says: 'You Jerry Seinfeld, are no COMEDIAN!'

Of course that episode also has Kramer suffering from a stone that goes through his urinal canal ::D:D:D:D:D: AHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
'the bet', were jerry, george, craemer and elain try to be masters of the domain

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
BUBBLE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
^Bubble Boy was a good one. But my favorite was the one where Jerry tries to sell a tv pilot to these japanese people (I think..) so George brings oranges as a present because he thinks they don't have oranges in Japan.

 
Im gonna have to go with the one where kramer gets burnt from tanning and then bastes him self in butter. Or the one when kramer starts lettin everybody smoke in his apartment.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
'NO SOUP FOR YOU!!'

here is a slogan of a japanese snack company (concerning a certain type of potatoe chip):

baked freshly so in large oil, that we can together eat happily this delicious food product
 
the one where kramer drives the saab as far as possible w/o getting gas, or the one where kramer goes to CA to try to get his movie picked up and gets charged for murder

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me gusta cabeza
 
I'd have to agree with EPollard there, the Kramerica one is hilarious, 'Did you ever think you'd be standing here about to solve the world's enviromental problems, now let's throw this big ball of oil out the window'

Also the one where they go to India and it is all reverse. 'Do you know what Jerry is in Indian? Jugdish. Goodnight Jugdish'

Or the one where George gives up sex and becomes smart

 
soup nazi, and the one where kramer buys a stretch of highway and paints over the road lines.

actually there all pretty damn good

We're gonna live like kings, damn hell ass kings!' -Bart Simpson

TCC WUUUUUUUUUUUUTT

Solid!

NWFT for life!

 
The one where George discovers how to eat and have sex with him girlfriend at the same time.

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
^thats the tri-fecta

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
that one was soooo funny. i like the one where elane trys to order chinese food and ends up ordering it from a janitor's closet.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Trash: lets all get messed at the water fountain.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
man you cant have a fav. its jsut too good of a show

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Yea I watch it a lot still and love pretty much every episode in its own way. The only episodes I don't like are the ones that show highlights as the whole show or the last episode I didn't like too much either.

you are one giant piece of internet suck -...focus....
 
really really old one are sometimes shitty but all episodes are sweet to chill and watch

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
my fav is when kramer swims in the east river and elaine's back gives out while she is lifting the nasty mattress

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
soup nazi, the one where kramer gets the golf ball in the whale's blowhole, the one where kramer adopts a highway, and the competition to see who can go the longest without masturbating

 
I've never really been disappointed with a Seinfeld episode except their last episode. The one where Kramer goes to the kid's karate classes is pretty amusing and the one with the chicken place across the street when kramer and seinfeld switch apartments.

it's a league game smokey
 
I love the episode where kramer puts up the pictures in the lobby of their building, but jerry refuses and then nobody talks to jerry anymore. Its so hilaroius. But its been said, they are all great

jibba jabba
 
the muffin stumps one is great..but then again..they all are

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.' -anna
 
the master of my domain episode, kenny rogers roasters, when jerry steals the baggette, etc......yada yada yada yada

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
The Serenity Now

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
the one where george thinks he has a heart attack.

i challange anyone to a seinfeld knowlage duel. because i just know moore than you.

i had something funny to say but i forgot it.

Rideeast

picture gallery

RE Radio

pure music all the time

 
The one when they are lost in a parking garage. but they are all great.

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Keep the fight alive, decriminalize Marijuana!

 
the one where george stops having sex and gets smarter, or the one where kramer turns his apartment into a smoking longe 'turn away, im hideous!'

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
^the one where goeoge stops having sex is the best, he is solving rubics cubes, and jerry uses the head of lettuce for an analigy, then ha has sex and gets lost on the way to the school

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
Where Elaine dances... fucken hilarious

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
the one where jerry makes the old lady die, the one where jerry and elaine are on the plane and jerry's in first class, soup nazi, the jacket... etc etc etc ........

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fuck its their fault for acting like a faggot and being tormented, its especially their fault when they flaut the fact that theyre assreaming fucks to the worlds disgust, the only cool gay guy is my hairdresser

-ATLANTASKI

dynarider u better shut ur mouth before i get someone to kick the shit outa u. i got ppl in ur town(ny) that would fuck u up as soon as a call em.

-barbwirepony the newest NS loser
 
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