Favourite Seinfeld Episode

greatest show ever so it is impossible to pick the best episode but, if i had to pick one it would be the marine biologist, it all comes to gether perfect at the end and the look on cramers face is hillarious... the chinese resteraunt was solid to

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
 
There are soo many like its so hard to choose but the overall not the best but i found it realy funny not because of the new intresting plot or anything. but the ending where they go on trial its so rediculas and that layor and the soup nazi it was like a reuion good laughs on that one.

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the one where jerry is goin out with the massage therapist and she wont give him a massage (she just wants to have sex!) and then george falls for her and breaks up with his girlfriend because b/c she hates him so much he likes her, the scene where george tells his gf that he wants jerrys gf instead of her is pricless

 
these pretzels are makin' me thirsty

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson

'Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.'-Harold Rudolph

'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'-Ernest Hemmingway

 
haha^these pretzels are makin me thirty... But i love the one where Jerry and his girlfriends mom are battling for the speed dial number one. seinfeld is so good

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
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