Favorite Quotes

Dainsey

Dainsey

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POST YOUR FAVORITE QUOTES!

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today- Malcom X

and

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything- Malcom X

 
Not quite a quote, but rather a TS. Eliot poem:

We shall never cease from exploration

And the end of all our exploring

Will to be to arrive where we started

And know the place for the first time

 
" so i was looking in the mirror trying to get the shit out of my mounth, and i turn around and this girl was asking me if she was hot. but she had a dick!"
-my friend as he was explaining is very fucked up dream to me
 
"I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus." - Albert Einstein
 
I cant see my eyes! - my buddy drunk

babies are sweet except for when they cry and shit their pants - same kid, sober

good night pumpkin tits - another kid from the dorms drunk

SHOWDOWN!!! - my friend right before he rammed a shopping cart with his durango because it was in the

parking spot we were gonna sleep in that night

its smells like ants in here - this weird ass kid from pakistan

i think i just saw mulan - my friend watching olympic opening ceremonies

where did we leave my car? oh crap we are in it - same kid, drunk
 
Joe Dirt: So your gonna' tell me that you don't have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?

Kicking Wing: No.

Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Kicking Wing: No, I don't.

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer. (www.greatquotes.com)

oh and every single line from Hot Rod..cuz its hilarious and like my favorite movie.
 
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.

-St. Augustine

Thus, though we cannot make our sun

Stand still, yet we will make him run.

-Andrew Marvell

Nemo me impune lacessit

(Motto of Scotland)
 
“Never give in, never give in, never; never; never;

never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in

except to convictions of honor and good sense”

winston churchill said such great things.

 
history will be kind to me, for I intend to write it- winston churchill

my dads saying- been there, done that- he wants to put it on his gravestone when he dies- bucket list style
 
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion"
'There are lots of situations where men and women are very similar. Like when they're on fire. Then they're exactly the same"
"Love is just a gross overestimation of the differences between women"
"Any problem faced by man can be overcome with diplomacy, negotiation and the careful application of high explosive."

I'll get a few more in a while.
 
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix

I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now

and live the rest of your life as a champion.'' - Muhammad Ali

"If I ruled the schools, from pole to pole,

the entire judicial system would fold,

I would get rid of the books cause they bogus,

and in school, Knowledge of Self would be the focus,

Kids would flock to the schools like locusts,

Cause school now relates to them, and you would notice,

violence in society would be a minimal,

Cause the education yeah, would now be metaphysical,

Not livin by laws, but livin by principle." - KRS One

 
"I

contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than

you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible

gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

~ Stephen Roberts

If

being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music,

then in that respect you can call me that... I believe in what I do,

and I'll say it.

-John Lennon

“People fear death even more

than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more

than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it

is a friend...”

Jim Morrison

"no one can make me feel inferior without my own consent"

-eleanor roosevelt

 
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him

that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely."

Revelation 21:6...i got it from Fallout 3 im actually an Athiest
 
This is the quote board in my room...my personal favorites are:
"You're only allowed to do that if you're wearing underwear!" my friend Rjikie
"Ha. I'll believe that the day John McCain can raise his hands above his shoulders" Rjikie again
"Everyone's cool when you're drunk" - me
"Collin deserves some good woman candy in his downstairs." my friend Bill
 
I also crack up everytime I watch the movie The Shawshank Redemption. It's a really sweet movie, but the quotes in it are just priceless.
"I'm not gonna count to three, I'm not even gonna count to 1, you will shut the FUCK up or I'll sing you a lullaby"
"What's your malfunction you fat barrel of monkey spunk."
"Oh thats funny, you're gonna look funny suckin' my dick with no teeth."
"Lord, it's a miracle! ..Man up 'n vanished like a fart in the wind."
"I'm not supposed to be here! I want my mother..I had your mother, she wasn't that great."
"Uncle Sam.... Puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit 'til it's purple."
I'm sure there are others but that's what I've got at the top of my head. I definitely recommend that if you haven't seen this movie, do so. It's unbelievable. A really feel good story, with priceless yet subtle humor.
 
"I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'what if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe."

-J. Michael Straczynski

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his abilities."

-Oscar Wilde

"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat."

-Edgar Allan Poe
 
hahaha thats the funniest video ever

but mine is

"bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. thats why i decided to stick with my xbox''

some random kid said that to me when he was ranting about how all cheerleaders are stuck up sluts
 
"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."-Frank Layden

"From the moment I turned that key my right foot was heavy. From a mile away folks could hear me leanin' on that chevy." -Craig Morgan

"And any man who knows a thing knows, he knows not a damn thing at all"-Knaan

 
"I come here sometimes, to think...and to spit on people."

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

"Write drunk, edit sober."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
 
"this song is sicker than sticking your finger up your girlfriend's ass and finding your dad's wedding ring!"

- youtube comment i saw yesterday
 
i was gunna have my teeth whitened. but then i said fuck that, i'll just get a tan instead
and of course,
everybody wang chung tonight
 
All this religion aside... those who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.

-Brad Iceman Colbert

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

-Plato

I treasure my remark to my grandson who asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" Grandpa said, "No... but I served in a company of heroes".

-Richard D. Winters

And when he goes to heaven

To Saint Peter he will tell

Another Marine reporting, sir

I've served my time in hell!

-Unknown

Most of all we learned about death at an early age when it is common to think of oneself as immortal. Everyone loses that illusion eventually, but in civilian life it is lost in installments over the years. We lost it all at once and, in the span of months, passed from boyhood through manhood to premature middle age. The knowledge of death, of the implacable limits placed on a man's existence, severed us from our youth as irrevocably as a surgeon's scissors had once severed us from the womb. And yet, few of us were past twenty-five. We left Vietnam peculiar creatures, with young shoulders that bore rather old heads.

-Phillip Caputo in his book "A Rumor of War"

The great masses of people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one. Especially if it is repeated over and over.

-Adolph Hitler

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

-James Dean

War is always attractive to young men who know nothing about it

-Phillip Caputo
 
"As long as the music is still playing, you've got to get up and dance" "we're still dancing" - Chuck Prince ex CEO of Citi
"Equities in Dallas"
"Just go grab your best dress and know that today, your love off sick is a huge asset to the company" Ari Gold to Lloyd
 
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