Favorite Quotes

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours." Warern Miller
 
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

-Professor Farnsworth

Fry... I'm a professor... I don't teach.

-Professor Farnsworth

You are the three Js... Jinger, Jew, and Jersey Kyle.

-Cartman
 
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