Favorite insult

I don't know how to accurately translate "criss de chevreuil" or "esti de face de cul de porc", it turns out not very funny. Kind of like "fucken pig-ass face". Hum.

On the other hand, I enjoy saying stuff like "JESUS you suck at life bitch" very much though (emphasize the JESUS).
 
"Are you some kind of fucking retard?"

or i go all like turrets(sp?) on them and say shit like fucking whore shit dammit fuck cuntbag douche cock....etc.
 
one day i was drunk and called my freind a qwat. mixture of queer and twat. it stuck and now a lot of people say it.
 
hahaha thats a good one.

what to say when called a pussy: yeah, well i am what i eat.
 
your a marshmallow is the greatest comeback ever....try it at school...everyone thinks there is some secret meaning behind it, but it just means marshmalloe

 
Eh it works better this way...

You're so fat by the time you turn around to get your front half wet, the other side already dried off.
 
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