Favorite insult

[s.jeff]

One time some one told some one told my coach to go do a triple back flip of the kicker and my coach is just like, why dont you go do a tripple shut up of your mom.

anything that goes with your mom or anything i can think of at the time or Ass Clown

 

[brennanmidwest]

d- bag or turd burgler

 

[stayclassy]

ass-butt

or

dumb shit

keep it simple

 

[meggles]

bahahahahah ive gotta try that one out sometime

 

[GANDALF]

when i read that i seriously cracked up

 

[cofreeskier]

i laughed for over a minute at this one...i have to try this

 

[BIG-DADDY-BLACK]

peepee brains

fart breath

dog face

bum hugger

campfire stink

johnny poopoo stains

sally stinky pits

cabage nose

african american poverty statistic!

 

[freestylin820]

anally disembowelled, sledgehammer raped, llama jerking, jewish testicle hair licking gayface.

 

[BIG-DADDY-BLACK]

don't fuck with me kids

 

[StarFire14]

aww, there you go with the hurting of the fragile feelings again...you fat ho.

 

[BurgRider]

go fuck your ass

 

[hollygrove]

You sack of gine.

 

[Redstar]

You remind me of gay.

 

[Greenish]

go jump off a bridge

 

[my_ar5_steeze]

GET BENT OR

get out of here b4 i have to pull my foot out of your ass

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

hahhah yes

 

[slimbruddah]

turd burgler is awesome. hahahhahaah

 

[Myke]

Any combination of Faggot.

 

[CaderTots]

you are gayer than a bag full of dicks

you are gayer than a butt full of aids

 

[StarFire14]

a negro who speaks of rivers?

 

[leckett1]

stupid fuck

 

[Salomon_Girl]

oh, you must be a snowblader...

 

[shagalabagala]

hahahaha

especialy for someone who you just met, or don't really know

 

[mind_Riot39]

cunt blister. classic and there is no comeback

 

[beezey]

you kiss your mommas ass with that mouth?

or just faggot.

 

[III]

scumfuck

dirty cunt

nob gobbler

 

[grams.]

totally owned

 

[cgregg]

"You fuck"

"You snake skin boots"(?)

"Spanish lezbian"

"You like semen baths"

"Im sorry, I dont speak (insert burn here)"

"Shitstain harvest"

"Shit lips"

"Dick face"

"Shitler"

"Dumbassadon"

"Assmole"

"Jiz gargling gutter tramp"

+__+

 

[El.Capitan]

it's not exactly a one-liner, but:

"I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but i can't get my head that far up my ass."

 

[MLB]

cum guzzling pillow biter

 

[cgregg]

testing something

 

[SteveStepp]

merchant

 

[smuggsVT]

owned

 

[Aerozol]

fag

that's pretty much it. i find it covers all areas

 

[SteezePatrol]

I am incapable of creating my own insults.

so, if i should ever be insulted, i believe i will just return a "I know you are but what am I"

or perhaps a "No, YOU'RE a ______"

 

[Lé.Skiing]

i enjoy a fair amount of insults that i just use for random sayings heres the list:

-"what makes you think i wont cut you"(whip out my blade)

-"I'ma Cut you"

-i just realised the first two arent insults but whatever

-you're moms a (whatever they said last)

-i'm gonna shove my fist so far down your thraot you'll be shitt'n knuckles for a week

-You're not a sword(a sword can be replaced with anything for added hilarity and relevence)

most of my insults just consist of something funny

 

[whattheshit]

your mother has a wood leg with a kick stand.

 

[Snubluck]

Fuckass or Fuckshit

 

[truckerhucker]

naw myns better

your transvestite looking aunt

 

[Squirrel_Murphy]

POOPDICK!

POOPCOCK!

 

[gangsteeze101]

bahahahahha thats the funniest thing ive ever heard... ima gonna have to go with "you have a vagina"

 

[SKISUS]

I've gotta go with "coffee shop revolutionary son of a bitch", thank you Immortal Technique

 

[LooSe_GRaNuLar]

numbnuts

nubfuck

fucktard

retard, you know the classics

 

[bobs]

go play in traffic

 

[derbski]

poopdick

 

[twistedxfaith]

ha! i totally say that all the timeee

 

[4frntSkier]

great thread

 

[mothaeast]

I just say

I'll fucking kill you.

Or

I'll kill your dog.

 

[grams.]

scumbag.. then theres the classic though old and immature "thats not what your mom said last night!"

 

[D_Mezz]

gay-waud