Favorite Drunk Story

i was in whistler with a bunch of friends and my mom and of course i was the youngest person there. but o well. and i got fuckin trashed at the wsi rail jam. o wait u were there. and then my mom was messin with my head and trien to make me mess up shit. it was so fun. and then i passed out but that was a fun time cuz my mom dont give a fuck so i dont have n e bad experiences w/ drinkin

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
^ You sound like a stupid fucking cunt, I hope you die bitch.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
^^ sorry my story made no sense but w/e. ^and thanx for that!

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
Many stories, but one time I wanted to fuck a tree.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
haha kingshit to funny

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
J_Wai people who have a name KingShit apparently love themselves too much. Use your head sometimes.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
uhh i wanted my friend to give me a high five, then he wound up and swung, and i pulled away and he spilled beer all over my friends carpet, so we sprayed ax everywhere b4 his rents came down

no the best, but its good

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
me n my friend were comin back from a party. some dog was barking at us n beefin us from a window. so i mooned it and it went away.

NS SKATEBOARD
 
ok get this...

my friend was pretty shitfaced at SFU (its a university in vancouver) and they have a pub there. The place was packed with tonz of hammered people. She was holding a pint in one hand and a pitcher in the other. These pints are pretty big and they're heavy glass ones. Her pint was half full and as she was walking more and more beer was getting spilt out of it. So she got pissed cuz beer was getting all over her so she just through the half full pint glass over her head. Not even realizing what she had just done.

 
thats hilarious jenn^

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
That is not hillarious that is plain fucking stupid.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
hahahaha stupid bitches

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
That is exactly how I feel about this thread. Worthless.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
Hey don't blame me, somebody here has to tell you how fucking stupid both of you are.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
J wai you sound like a 5 year old little pre pubesecent boy.

You reached for the secret too soon

You cry for the moon

Shine on you crazy diamond
 
Grow up? haha you are a dumb bitch.

"Let me hear your best drunk stories!" OMG LET'S HEAR EM GIRLS! I GOT SO DRUNNK AND THEN LIKE OMG I FUCKED THIS GUY !!A@ BUT HE LIKE HAD A SMALL DICK SO LIKE I WENT AND DRANK ANOTHER BEER AND WENT OFF THE WATERBOTTLE AGAIN AND FOUND THIS OTHER DUDE AND OH MY GOD HE WAS LIKE SOOO HOT SO I FUCKED HIM. AND THEN I CAME HOME AND PLAYED WITH MY NASTY CUNT! IT WAS FUN! AND YOU?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
Ohhhhhh good one. Try again bitch.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
wow alcohol sure does bring out the hostile side of people, even on internet forums. settle down children

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Nerver Drink and Tell, im just kidding about that. Drinking stories suck because you can never remember the best things that happen, it sucks. I hate it when people take about things that you did while your drunk and your memory is really cloudy about what really happened, it freaks me out. I took a couple Xanax's before going to watch a high school football game and i guess i almost got jumped by people from a rival school for pissing off their crowd, thats what my friends say, but they could be lying because there bitches. The whole weekend was a blur, but it was a crazy weekend. All I remember was, it was homecoming weekend and then i remember going to the dance.

don't let the days go by

glycerine

 
this kid had a party at his house and one of my friends told him that the bookshelf was talkin shot to him and this kid was so trash and he start to punch and rip books of the shelfs and proceded to trash his own house

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
Last Friday I was at a party and we were outside. Someone turned the light off outside and everyone started yellin, gettin all rowdy and what not. I yelled:

"Keep it off! They look better in the dark," meaning the chicks look better, obviously.

Some girl looked over and said, "You jackass."

I responded: "It's ok, you'd definitely look better in the dark."

Hahaha, she was so pissed.

[/b]I spit in the face of your preachers and leaders

Spewing false dogma to their believers

A nation of fools, nothing but sheep

Their fangs in your flesh, so painful and deep

 
give them a god damn break. holy shit what the fuck is your problem. just lay off asshole

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
this thread sucks. i dont seriously cant think of a good drunk story right now. maybe i will leave one in a few minutes when i regain my memory.

 
haha this thread got totally side tracked, i would tell a good story but whenever the good stuff happend.......i never remember it

 
wow, those stories are LAME. here kiddies, here are some stories:

ok, so Snowtrails spring carnival. start the evening off by gettting free Redbulls/vodkas from the head groomers wife. drank those. drank a case of high life at the big air. (that was fun). then, went to buddies house for huge party. i proceed to drink alot more (a 40 of king cobra and about 6 millers) beleive it or not, im quite hammered. im singing and dancin to 80s music, we cut down a tree, and then, i was sittin on the couch, when i felt the need to puke. i thought i kept it down, but apperently i puked in a basket, Marks hat, and all over myslef. so i went and threw up, and came back. sat on the chair. there just so happened to be some random kid there. no one had any idea what was goin on, and then i grabbed a wooden Duck lure that was on the table, and passed out with it under my arm. when i woke up, i was INSIDE the mechanicals of the recliner that i got pushed out of. like, it was open, and i had somehow crawled inside lol. ithen i realized i had the worse hangover ever. i puked there. puked when we were leaving. puked at mcdonalds, and then fell asleep for 3 hrs in the snowtrails parking lot.

another wild ski party, everyones drunk, and this cat decides hes gonna stand on the belcony, and jump into a pine tree. well, standiing up on the railing, its about 20 ft down. he caugh the tree, but only the last branch, which was about a foot above the ground. haha.

i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6

ECS headwear, hit me up!
 
drinking tomorow night with a bunch of buddies. i will probably have stories to provide you with after tomorow.

NS SKATEBOARD
 
i got some. one time early on in the year i had a some left over liquor, you know a few bottles that didn't have a whole lot in them, or that's what i thought. so i drank all of it and i black out. i remember walking to this house party with a few of my friends and then meeting some other people there too. next thing i know, i wake up on the floor of my room with all of my clothes on and these big cuts on my shins. i looked at my phone and my last phone call was at 3 in the morning and i remember up until about 11 30. apparently none of the people i knew there left with me, so no one has any idea what i did for about 3 hours. no std's or random pregnant girls have shown up, so i guess it worked out alright. my shins are still scarred, too.

this other one involves one of my good friends. he's always a good story cus he's a guaranteed black out. one night he decides to walk home from his fraternity by himself and somehow loses his pants along the way. imagine a drunkass kid stumbling into a dorm to check in without any pants on. well the next morning he wakes up to his phone ringing. "hi this is the east lansing police, we think we have something of yours. did you have a good night last night?" yeah the cops found his pants and he had to go get them in the morning. turns out he walked home almost a mile with no pants.

 
I have a friend who got really drunk, took off his pants and shirt, and went roaming around our town. he hid in a bush when he saw the news paper delivery guy. he passed out in that bush and didn't wake up till morning

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
i have one for my friend being stoned out of her mind... she saw a air plane in the sky and at first it didnt look like one cause it was flying really low and had lots of lights and it was probably like 11:00 at night and she got out in the yard and screamed 'TAKE ME' thinkin the plane was a ufo or somethin.. then i go by the bathroom and shes in there by herself talkin and laughin away and im like uhh you ok in therE? and shes like oh yea im fine i just thought of somethin really funny.. yea thats my story

 
^ ummmm... i thought this was about drunk stories?

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yea but i dont have any like good drunk stories ... its all like she fucked him and what not... not anything to spectacular

 
me and my cousins were chillin one night at the hotel and like my cousin and his girlfriend and some of the others my age were all chilling and drinking all this liqour we stole, so i killed off all these shots with them and then i finished off a champagne bottle, and i had the brilliant idea to throw it into the woods, missed completely and hit this peolpes pool filter thing in their yard and shattered the whole thing

next day they came up and flipped out on my uncle but we blamed it on someone who already left

 
no, but that was the worst drunk story ive ever heard.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
walking home from the bar. me and 2 buddies joined "the laundry club." We jumped in the commerical dryers and went for a ride. It was weird and fuckin hilarious.

 
what time we walked thru the drive thru at mcdonalds and the guy on the other end of the speaker was messin with us- but we were high not drunk

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what time we walked thru the drive thru at mcdonalds and the guy on the other end of the speaker was messin with us- but we were high not drunk

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I tired to do this last night, but my power went off... Anyways, Im going to try and answer this with pictures. Cause they are worth 1000 words. I realise that we are losers. But thats ok.

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