Favorite Drunk Story

How about the time I kicked a kid while he was pissing turned to run and tripped over my self and got and was down and out? and likely got dribbled on too, fucker.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
thought it was a good idea to let some chicks cut my hair. it was really long and cool and then they went to town on it and it was so fucked up that i had to shave it all off in the morning.

Oh shit i shot marvin in the face!
 
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