Famous Skiing Quotes.

[Bentley@DOSMedia]

or 7 year old kids.
"If you dont think money can buy you love, hell you've never been to Reno"
my senior quote

 

[RudyGarmisch]

I believe the quote went something like this, but someone please confirm:

"Which hand do you turn the faucet on with after a #2, your wipe hand or your non-wipe hand?" - Shane McConkey

 

[itsmuhammed]

i think i almost dead

 

[schlonginator]

" I like my boots like I like my women, rear entry" & "Fat Twins Rock"

 

[schlonginator]

YES! Make it now

 

[skates_mcfarlin]

dont be a bitch, hit it switch

 

[BCKicker540]

wrong /\

I thought I was going to..dead - Charles Gagnier, High Five

 

[Jwalk]

i saw something like this in a bolle ad

the only thing better then skiing through fresh powder is slicing through thin air

 

[.Brink.]

"faunt got bigger"

 

[Tclif]

At HN and Momentum lift line TJ was asked about his current problem situation with a certain girl

TJ's response " Oh its all cool  now, we had sex"

or something like that. 

 

[styl.tweakit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

[Schmitz]

great quote.

 

[B-TOWNskier45]

"NO GUTS,  NO GLORY"

 

[B-TOWNskier45]

"Jesus Christ almighty, a mouse ran up my hiney, bit my tit, made me shit, Jesus Christ almighty"

haha funny

 

[sneaky]

"i ride fat twins"

i know it's been said a couple times, but i wasn't gonna waste the time to find it!

 

[jeremy.g]

its on some big mtn t's

 

[joly.sp]

Haha yeah, the i busted a nut one was great.

"I love skiing backwards" pete O in war.

 

[johanblaze]

"My ass is a beautiful flower, come and taste its sweet nectar." - Scott Andrus

 

[turoa_NZEE]

bump

Ride it like you stole it

Tuck it or fuck it

The only thing steeze and skis have in common is that they rrhyme with fuck off back to the ghetto PLEASE

Hardest thing about snowblading is telling your parents your gay

snaked some from rard