Famous Skiing Quotes.

it appears that i quoted something anyway, not on purpose, i was on about that huge post on the last page
 
"We got a renegade going OB"

"You open 'em I'll close 'em"

~ Aspen Extreme

Hey JF what are you doing now a days .... drinking ... lots of drinking

~JF propaganda

"is he skiing or is he base jumping" Mike Douglas before the sports were actually combined
 
"I grip it and rip it... I like to live on the edge.. live with a lot of flair" - Hansel (not skiing but extreme none-the-less)

"So, do you have a sharpie?" - G. Goblin.

"Least I did it fool.......... gimme some props here fuckers.. shit!" - Eric Spriet from Blunt.

 
Haha, yeah! For sure.

"When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!" - Seth Morrison
 
I'm going to try to remember this perfectly, but I may get a word or 2 wrong, but the context will remain the same.

"I'd rather be a pioneer, than just another clone doing the same old thing."

-Skogen Sprang back in the early days of Freeskiing
 
holly shit someone should say Jamie Pierre before he jumps off the enormous cliff and says something like: " just imagie jesus dying on the cross for you, this is my controbuton to the world" 
 
COskibum got my Morrison quotes. So, here's some more and a couple of jokes.

Don't confuse the sport of skiing with the industry of skiing. ~HST

And now for the rules of the International, Chinese downhill: there are none. ~Hot Dog

Guys, I’d like to propose a little toast to Squirrel Murphy. He’s been

on the World Freestyle Circuit for four years, he’s made $392, and he’s

been laid twice. ~Hot Dog

How many mogul skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5. One to screw it in, and four to comment on how nice his/her turns were.

How do you become a millionaire in the ski industry?

Start off with a billion.

Snow is like sex. You never when you're gonna get it. You never know how much you're gonna get. And, you never know how good it's going to be.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
 
i was beat to "how do you get to chad's gap from the bottom of alta" so 

"it's amazing how much extra confidence i get from wearing a helmet and mouthguard, too bad confidence is the last thing i need"

mike wilson (push)
 
in most places getting this high is a felony

then have a pick of someone doing a leayed out backflip or somethin

but i am pretty sur that has alreeady een used but w.e
 
"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, pr that your entire life is going down the shitter, cuz your world is right for the next few hours" -unknown
 
"Gonna need this"

Seth, ski movie 2

"Seth Morrison, 21 outta Vail Colorado. My occupation's a slut!"

Seth, The Tribe

"D MINUS!!"

End of hit list remix
 
For those who have seen seven sunny days-

when eric hjorflieson drops that huge like 60 footer or whatever on his first run and he skis down to the camera guys:

Camera dude: eric that was pretty big buddy!

eric: ehh............breakfast..
 
"Dare you to eat the yellow snow..."

or

"Life without skiing is like life without a heart, a soul, a liver, a spine, most of your bones, your face and Mr. Happy that lives downstairs"
 
hahaha that's from those free Helly Hansen films. I remember that part, it's Pollard that says it in that dumbass impression he's doing
 
the quote: "i ride fat twins" is mad funny!!! but the "i ride twins" is being used by powder11 on shirts and stickers and stuff... its not the same..but pretty close....
 
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