Famous Skiing Quotes.

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I need some quotes for a shirt design.

Would be great if you guys could help me out.

Things like

"You put on your boots, click

into your bindings, dust the snow

off your skis, and head out for the

chair, and it doesn't matter

that you failed a test, didn't

get the girl, or that your life is

on a one way trip down the shitter,

your world is right for the next

couple hours."

"Tight pants, wide stance, fat skis, corked 3s."

"Skiing is a serious addiction. It could be compared to crack"

Thanks
 
Nothing Compares To Walking Through Falling Snow, Except Perhaps Skiing Through It.

was on an add in Powder Magazine. i think its quite truthful

also

When Your Skiing Slopes Like This, Always Remember, Your Unique Just Like Everyone Else

Warren Miller.
 


""Nothing is impossible. You are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome." ---Seth Morrison "

The More you know, the more you wish you didn’t know:

avalanches, people dying, the waiting around, helicopter crashes.

That’s just the way it is. Before it can get good. it’s got to be

shitty.

Seth Morrison

 
Just watch the Road Trip Challenge...the quotes aren't really skiing related, but the Road Trip Challenge is!

"I might be jewish, but I wanna become a Christian"
 
hahahaha I just burst out laughing when I saw that. It's from the helly hansen movie Happy Happy, right? when the guy is bowling
 


"chuck norris doesnt fall when he skiis, he just makes new tricks"



"Make turns, not war, drop cliffs, not bombs, bomb hills, not people, SKI!!!"





"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."

- Pep Fujas



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"skiing is a lot like sex. when it's good, it's good. and when its bad it's still pretty good"[/b]

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"No one on their death bed ever said I wish I had played it safe..."[/b]







'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war

and the two people that run this great USA are BUSH and DICK.'





"Choose your eternal destination...because forever is a long time" - righteous.riderz







Racers - You don't own the mountain

Big Mountain skiiers - don't knock it if you havn't tried it

Park Rats - Its not about attitude

Mogul Skiiers - You don't know everything about skiing

Its about having a good time, don't be a generic robot!







how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

27. 1 to do it, 2 to say they can do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.





'When I go skiing on Thursday, I'm gonna grab my skis! Grabbing didn't even EXIST the last time I skied!' - a snowboarder co-worker who is going skiing on Thursday.





Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.





"if you cut your snowboard in half, and do that again on skis, and promise to never snowboard again we will give you something."

-dave chrichton

"there is more to skiing than who is sponsored, can do the biggest spins, best tricks and has the nicest gear."[/b]







"Skiing isn't a habit. It's a passion, and will always be so!!"[/b]

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"You guys know what's played, skiing, i mean everybody here skis, i can't believe you all still do that i mean why ski if other people do it

this having been said, fuck eveybody who says that its is played just because a bunch of poeple like it, for example, people saying that rasta is played, who gives a fuckin shit if kids like rasta stuff, oh snap somebody else liked that 2 years ago so you cant ilke it now

I guess what i am trying to say is that peopale that say shit is played all lick mad gooch and i am sick and tired of all of the hate and non joking shit talk on ns"

[/drunken rant] -skiwoj





"twister spread, omg! soooo huge, one time i almost did a twister twister spread but i peed in the air and it fucked up my landing"





"misty 630 on 270 out yikes LJ.... if that was roll play skiing, the death star would be fucked."

-malqueso









Coment left after watching the Memo Teaser



“who hit pyramid? twall? ps-sick!”







"Just for some closure

I did NOT hook up with any 15 year old.

I DID however hook up with Daves dog"



-Steve Stepp





“What do I think about Jon Olsson………… I think he is an average competitor… umm…. Somehow the judges love him, makes everything look too easy……. Does hard shit, makes it look easy………. Its not ballin to me! If your goin to do something hard, make it look hard. That shit aint cool! Stop being so good!”



-Simon Dumont after the icer air comp
 
"I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half." --cartman

"TIMAH!" --timmi

"Homer no function beer well without"--homer

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!--homer

 
i'm not going to quote the thread becasue then it gets too long and fuckin irritating, but nicksteezy has got some good'uns in there,

that last one about jon is brilliant, from his blog isnt it.

anyway a cool one about doug combs:

"TO SEE HIM SKI WAS TO SEE FLUIDITY, AS IF HE WERE A DROPLET OF WATER TRICKLING DOWN A ROUGH PLASTER WALL"

anon
 
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