End of the world confession

[GEORGEzimmerman]

2 weeks ago i pooped my pants

 

[Horsefacekillah]

^user name is Prime

 

[Spinoza]

I shot J.R.

 

[Snowtorious_BIG]

I told my mom I'm studying for finals, but I'm on NS...

 

[Jesse.White]

I blew in my pants first time making out with a chick

 

[Amadeus.]

I got away with murder.

 

[slenderman]

I fingered my butthole in the shower just to see what it felt like. I liked it.

 

[james6345789]

I once jerked it into my teacher's coffee.

 

[Round-Four]

im an alias

 

[white+wolf]

My dad is the ski patroller that blew up chads

 

[~4EST_B_Skis~]

im your real dad

 

[No.Quarter]

in progress right now. I'm so fucked

 

[Cotter]

Im seriously considering buying JJs, however I live in Ontario

 

[Peach.]

Inb4 ElGato asking if you're the gay version of him.Again.

 

[Dr.Dickless]

I cum on random girls pillows

 

[Big_Spence]

i'm rolling tonight.

 

[Caspaaa]

I let the dogs out...

 

[jibcrew1]

im in love with a girl from west virgina and hate the song wagon wheel and am not a fan of doritos or cheetos and last but not least i have a growing hate for the white population...honkeys

 

[SamMcChesney]

haha well done sir

 

[jorb.co]

I worried about this until it actually happened. Turns out it's not that big of a problem

 

[theabortionator]

I might have gotten high and decided to post some really bad music under the name dj rusty. Maybe some decent stuff of all sorts but never updated it. It was still funny though, I had fans and everything. 06 ish.

 

[daannnnieel]

I haven't even kissed a girl yet.

lol.

 

[ObiWanKablowme]

im the real slim shady and im standing up..

 

[theabortionator]

Should have gone to a party. You probably could get a lot more than a kiss from a dumb slut that thinks the world is gonna end. You still have time bro.

Good luck.

 

[AndyGreen]

im in the same bucket

 

[1337]

more like your face right before

 

[PacificRimJob]

I love gay gus.

 

[gatley-o9mil.]

I fap waaayyy to much

 

[Dr.Dickless]

as do I good sir

whats your record for a day?

 

[daannnnieel]

24 hours during summer- 16.

after school- 2

 

[B4NE1]

I heard it was all a dream.

 

[Spinoza]

Were you using Polisporin as lube?

 

[Sophistication.]

 

[SwagtasticWalrus]

I cheated on my Geometry test.

 

[Williamn]

I eat skis for breakfast.

 

[+Tahoe_Shredder+]

Sometimes I enjoy the smell of my farts

 

[Straightthuggin]

Almost puked on my girlfriend yesterday.. Was not drunk..

 

[steezywannabeezy]

I drunkenly pissed my iPhone to death this summer. Really.

 

[Pickles.]

I think nutella is just okay.

 

[Stickity]

i thought my 6 was a bad but that's just terrifying. there's no way he even left his room that day

 

[RimJobber]

I just quite possibly made the worst mistake of my life. Farted under an electic blanket, let it sit while I checked nsg and then lifter the end.

 

[RimJobber]

GODDAMMIT!! It should have been lifted.

 

[PacificRimJob]

twinkies are overrated.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

I was the cause of the war on afghanistan. Apparently they don't like broccoli...

 

[Orrin]

I let the dogs out

 

[Ribss.]

Damn man, you and Caspaa both? fuckers.

 

[theschneidler]

I stole all of my dad's pockets

 

[Mr.Sloth]

I have doubts about my sexuality- homosexuality, that is. I had a strong hetero urge last night. I'm all broken up inside :'(

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Yeah dude what the fuck?

COME ON GUYS

 

[bangarangmules]

Win.

 

[theblackrod]

my couch pulls out... i don't...