Dumbest thing you did as a kid

e.littt

e.littt

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In kindergarten I was givin'r down a hill on my bike and a bee flew next to me so I freaked out, then I bailed off the bicycle onto the asphalt pathway.. that hurt a lot.
 
I was probably in 3rd grade and me and my two friends thought it would be a great idea to moon passing cars because I live on a busy main road. Mooned about 5 cars and then we run back and it turns out my sister was watching us the whole time and snitched
 
I wish I did more dumb shit as a kid.

But from what I can remember, my dad didnt let me go with my mom to my brothers guitar lesson and I wanted to play with the toys in the lobby there so I gave him a nice 6 year old soccer player kick into the nads, he was pissed.
 
I stuck a bead up my nose when I was like 4. No one found it until my kindergarten physical.

One time when I was maybe 8 or 9 I got in a car that looked like my dads car but there was a very Russian man in the drivers seat and I screamed and I asked him what he did with my daddy.

Also when I was a kid I had a Barbie jeep that I fucking loved. One day my dad was working in the basement and for whatever reason I was driving this thing around in the house but I decided to take it outside (after it had rained the day before.) Needless to say, I practically took the thing mudding. I then brought it back inside and began driving around inside again anddddd I made a huge mess. I don't even think I realized it would be that messy. I was like 7 though so it doesn't really matter.

Also in 3rd grade we did graded multiplication quizzes and I thought they were the funniest things ever. If you failed them you got to retake them and you'd still get full credit so I purposely failed all of them so that I could keep taking them because I had so much fun doing them... I was kind of a nerd lol

I ran around a camp site at an amusement park naked because 4 year old me hated wearing clothing. If it were up to me id have been naked all the time.
 
Played a pickup game of baseball as a little kid and tried being a catcher with no pads or anything. Took a metal bat right to the domepiece and split it open. Luckily one of the kids parents was in the medical field and tended to us while my mom walked down the street to get me. Good times.
 
13678578:Mingg said:
I stuck a bead up my nose when I was like 4. No one found it until my kindergarten physical.

One time when I was maybe 8 or 9 I got in a car that looked like my dads car but there was a very Russian man in the drivers seat and I screamed and I asked him what he did with my daddy.

Also when I was a kid I had a Barbie jeep that I fucking loved. One day my dad was working in the basement and for whatever reason I was driving this thing around in the house but I decided to take it outside (after it had rained the day before.) Needless to say, I practically took the thing mudding. I then brought it back inside and began driving around inside again anddddd I made a huge mess. I don't even think I realized it would be that messy. I was like 7 though so it doesn't really matter.

Also in 3rd grade we did graded multiplication quizzes and I thought they were the funniest things ever. If you failed them you got to retake them and you'd still get full credit so I purposely failed all of them so that I could keep taking them because I had so much fun doing them... I was kind of a nerd lol

I ran around a camp site at an amusement park naked because 4 year old me hated wearing clothing. If it were up to me id have been naked all the time.
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Lol I wonder where you'd be today if that Russian man took you, reminded me of the time I hugged a lady at the grocery store and said "I love you mom" and she just looked at me weird with her young daughter.

Now that I recall, at my brothers soccer game I was standing by a big bush and a kid was whacking it with sticks, I asked if I could do it to and he said no, moments later his stick swung back and poked my eye, had to go to the doctor to get the stick removed.
 
I was at a local lake once and found a clam/oyster shell.. I was convinced there was a pearl inside and I was going to be rich, so i tried opening the shell with my hands. Ended up slicing my finger open pretty good.

Another time, I was running backwards to my bus stop and tripped and ripped my elbow wide open. I didn't even realize I had cut it until some kid of the bus started screaming because he saw a bunch of blood running down my arm.

I also ate toothpaste, but it was Bugs Bunny bubble gum flavored so it was delish

My older brother and I would play a game called "Stuntman" where you basically go out side and throw yourself off anything you could find and try to make the most brutal looking fall without crying.
 
I tried to ride a push lawnmower after my dad had finished mowing the lawn. 2nd degree burns.

My anus is still dis-colored to this day.
 
13678578:Mingg said:
Also when I was a kid I had a Barbie jeep that I fucking loved. One day my dad was working in the basement and for whatever reason I was driving this thing around in the house but I decided to take it outside (after it had rained the day before.) Needless to say, I practically took the thing mudding. I then brought it back inside and began driving around inside again anddddd I made a huge mess. I don't even think I realized it would be that messy. I was like 7 though so it doesn't really matter.
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To answer the question in your other thread, you should get a new car. I didn't realize your jeep was a Barbie jeep that's battery powered.
 
First or second day at school I decided to see if I could run across the busy playground with my eyes closed. I made it and stopped only after I hit the school wall with my head.
 
I dared a kid with some mental issues to throw a rock through the window of my house when I was in like 2nd grade, and he did.

Also straightlining big hills near my house on a ripstik and getting massive roadrash.
 
I jumped off the I-5 bridge into the Willamette river. It was a solid 95+ feet, strained my MCL pretty badly and couldn't walk for a solid week, which meant I couldn't do my job and got fired. I'm also pretty sure it is illegal to jump off the bridge. I was also 20 years old, but I think that still counts a kid. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.
 
13678719:spacecaptain4 said:
I jumped off the I-5 bridge into the Willamette river. It was a solid 95+ feet, strained my MCL pretty badly and couldn't walk for a solid week, which meant I couldn't do my job and got fired. I'm also pretty sure it is illegal to jump off the bridge. I was also 20 years old, but I think that still counts a kid. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.
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If this is true that shit is like hero status
 
When I was in about 1st grade I used to go to a daycare because both my parents had full-time jobs. So anyways, there was this kid that nobody liked, no one. A lot of people used to bring in their lego creations, low and behold this asshole brings his lego thing in. So to get back at him I stole a lego head from his thingy. About half an hour passes and I hear this ear-piercing screech. This kid noticed that someone took his lego head. He just starts screaming "WHAT THE FUCK! WHO TOOK MY FUCKING LEGO PIECE?!?!?! REEEEEEEE!!1!11!!!

I never returned his lego.

I never got caught.

Fucker.
 
Whipped it out and passed on the sidewalk in front of a few dozen strangers when I was 5ish, those were the days
 
13678578:Mingg said:
I stuck a bead up my nose when I was like 4. No one found it until my kindergarten physical.
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Mingg, you do realize that kindergarten physicals don't exist so you were probably molested?.........
 
13678824:kim_jong_ill said:
Mingg, you do realize that kindergarten physicals don't exist so you were probably molested?.........
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Maybe that's why my life is such a disaster
 
I was at a fellow preschoolers birthday party when apparently we all decided to whip out our penises and try figuring out what the fuck they do.
 
13678829:Mingg said:
Maybe that's why my life is such a disaster
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My sister stuck a bead up her nose at 3 and had to have it removed surgically. Her life is also a disaster. Maybe it was the bead?
 
my friends and I used to bring fruit onto our soccer bus and toss it out the window. I chucked a few clementines at oncoming windshields and once I threw an icepack at an oncoming semi, he layed on the horn for a solid ten seconds going the opposite way. looking back I'm surprised we didn't cause any accidents
 
in 5th grade when I discovered paintballs we slingshot them at cars driving by in broad daylight. Surprisingly it took several cars before anyone stopped and threatened to beat my friend and my asses. wtf self why'd you do that.
 
I was at ace hardware and saw this soccer ball keychain. I wanted it so fucking bad I stole it while my mom was checking out at the register. Needless to say she found out and I had to go back and apologize for stealing that damn soccer ball keychain...

And throwing a cork 7 to the gucci plateau of death ice and nearly breaking my femur was also a very bad idea.
 
Like everything on NS it turned right into a claim thread.

Dumbest thing j ever did was throw a triple cork at breck when j was 10. My parents said I couldnt do flips and when they saw the video they yelled at me. Stomped it super clean though.
 
Probably trying to get legos out of the heat vent and getting my nose stuck inbetween the grates looking for said legos. I almost shit my pants and got a first degree burn on my nose from the vent.

I also lived and still do live in a house with asbestos shingles. I though trowing rocks at them and cracking them was hilarious. I'll probably have cancer at some point.
 
I got my fingers stuck in a lot of legos. I'm really surprised I didn't have to get and removed at a doctors

Besides that I was a pretty chill kid
 
Got out of the shower when I was a kid and went to dry myself off in front of the fire. Stuck my ass against the glass on accident and got burned. Had to go to the hospital.

Now I know how Wile E. Coyote feels...
 
I lived on a hill and was shoveling snow at the end of the driveway. my older brother built a jump in front of the drive way and went sledding down the road to hit the jump after a fresh snowfall. well i wanted to help him get some speed. so i tried to match his speed with my shovel to give him a good push as he passed by. well....yeah i didn't match up too well and ended up smacking the shit out of his dome and caused him to fall off and catch a concussion. not one of my life highlights really....
 
13678829:Mingg said:
Maybe that's why my life is such a disaster
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13678842:A-cAll said:
My sister stuck a bead up her nose at 3 and had to have it removed surgically. Her life is also a disaster. Maybe it was the bead?
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My little sister also shoved a bead up her nose and had to go to the hospital and get it sucked out with the mini vacuum things the dentists use. She is a bitch and has a pretty shitty life. I'm starting to notice a strong correlation
 
used to do share and compares with other kids. was pretty fucking weird. was pretty cool though when i got a girl to agree to do it
 
13678578:Mingg said:
I ran around a camp site at an amusement park naked because 4 year old me hated wearing clothing. If it were up to me id have been naked all the time.
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this had me laughing on the floor LOL
 
When I was a little kid, I was at the top of a steep, narrow hill with my GT snow racer and my parents were at the bottom watching. They yelled up at me to "use your brakes", but I thought they were yelling,"use your brains". Naturally, I did not use my brakes, flew down the hill, hit a giant bump on the bottom and exploded upon impact. It hurt. I cried. My parents laughed.
 
I got my first go-cart at 5 and I would turn around on the county road at the end of my driveway. Once when I was turning around a cop turned onto the road and turned his lights on. Being 5 and scared I gunned it and in the process of fleeing crashed into an oak tree.

I've been told that he was laughing hysterically.
 
when i was 6 or 7 we had one of those scooters that has tires with air that are 6 inches big or so, i was going up the driveway on it and didnt have enough momentum to keep going and feel over and cracked my head open and had to get stitches. some time later i cracked it open again but i dont remember why.

before i was in school, while home with my mom i would take the fish out of their tank and play with them on the carpet. i believe they died once and i hid them in a bucket or something hahahah. parents got a little mad
 
One time my friend dared me to lick a hockey net at the outdoor rink so I did, not knowing what would happen, it was really cold too so my tongue froze pretty solidly to the net. I had to rip it off and it bled a lot.

I was 12 I should have known better
 
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