Dumbest thing you did as a kid

One time my friend dared me to lick a hockey net at the outdoor rink so I did, not knowing what would happen, it was really cold too so my tongue froze pretty solidly to the net. I had to rip it off and it bled a lot.

I was 12 I should have known better
 
13681518:altie29 said:
used to do share and compares with other kids. was pretty fucking weird. was pretty cool though when i got a girl to agree to do it
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What's a share and compare?
 
13678719:spacecaptain4 said:
I jumped off the I-5 bridge into the Willamette river. It was a solid 95+ feet, strained my MCL pretty badly and couldn't walk for a solid week, which meant I couldn't do my job and got fired. I'm also pretty sure it is illegal to jump off the bridge. I was also 20 years old, but I think that still counts a kid. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.
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Was that last summer?http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/03/person_falls_from_marquam_brid.htm

Lucky not to drown after a jump like that.
 
Shot my neighbor in the eye with my airsoft gun because the day before he told me the only way to get someone off your property was with a gun. I was 8 and he was like 12.
 
In first grade the school has this fundraiser and u would get prizes. Some girl got the grand prize (light up jelly ball) and I wanted it bad so I just stole it. Still have it
 
1st grade gym class, while playing kickball this kid called me a ginger so i pee'd on him

idk wtf was wrong with me in 1st grade
 
Back in elementary school during lunch we would take our leftovers and mix them together and we did this all the time, it was nasty. I think we took a kiwi shell, ketchup, milk, choc milk, spit and probably something else and my friend slammed it down and immediately a very weird girl at the end of our table puked. Didnt get in trouble lol.

In our 6th grade camp we did a whole lot of stupid shit but the best thing I think Ive ever seen was in my dorm room. It was 2 of my best friends, an annoying ass pussy kid and myself. We didnt want him in our room at all, so on the last night while he was in the bathroom we took his freshly packed up bag of clothes and just dispersed all of them all over the room. Once the kid got back in bed, my friend would constantly run over and continuously rip ass in the kids face.
 
when i was eight, my mom told me i had a microchip in my skull so my parents could track me. i believed her until i was fourteen.
 
I sail small boats and I was at a regatta sailing boats called 420s (yeah I know, its because they are 420 cm long.) I had to pull the boat on a wheeled dolly from the drydock to the launch about 50 yards away through a parking lot. In the middle of the parking lot, the boat gets caught on something and stops. I check the wheels and the boat and there is nothing caught there. I pull harder, but the boat is stuck. After about 10 seconds of pulling with all I've got, I look up. There, about a foot from the top, caught on the aluminum mast, is a fucking power line. I was holding on to the steel stay that connects the mast to the front of the boat. Could've died because those wires aren't insulated. I never told anybody about it. Now I'm more careful.
 
my mom once told me to never touch the stove because it would hurt me then i touched it when she wasnt looking and i went to the er and i still have the scar 16 years later

also last winter launched my shit off a cliff at snowbird with a partially fractured tibial plateau and then fully fractured it :)
 
13678572:PNayr said:
I was probably in 3rd grade and me and my two friends thought it would be a great idea to moon passing cars because I live on a busy main road. Mooned about 5 cars and then we run back and it turns out my sister was watching us the whole time and snitched
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snitches get stitches
 
in kindergarten we had a bathroom in our room and one day i walked out of the bathroom with my pants down. When I was 12 I put in some dip that was my dads and told all my friends and thought I was cool

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Man I did some stupid shit as a kid.

One time i told my sister to zip me up in a suitcase and push me down the stairs, pretty sure i got a concussion but didn't notice.

Me and my neighborhood friends had like a kid gang and for like a week we stole stuff from peoples yards, when all of our parents found out it was becuase they got a huge 950$ fine.

Me and my friend jake tried to dig to china once and make an underground playhouse, got about 12 feet down then tried to make a new tunnel and we got stuck in there for like 3 hours.

My sister and I would ride a red racer wagon down hills and try and jump it, one time she let go as we went down a hill and went full speed through a juniper bush.
 
When I was in fifth grade I went up to the mountains with my friend and his family. Long story short, I tried closing a window standing on a hot tub and fell off. I ended up breaking both my wrists and needed surgery on one of them.

When I was about 4 I had a little play Jeep that I would drive around in with my brother. One day my brother and I, both completely naked, drove into my neighbors prized flower garden. My mother made me go apologize but I ended up running away back to my house.

Once when I was wee little I stuck a lego up my brothers nose. He had to go to the doctors to get it removed.
 
Not really me but 5 year old me thought it was perfectly fine for my friend to shove newspapers down the toilet. The stack pipe exploded in the basement. I just remember my friends mom screaming at him and making us look st how badly he had fucked up the basement.
 
when I was five or six, me and my younger brother were both on a swing set and I had the great idea of jumping off my swing and then pushing it at his swing, making him fall off.

I actually hit him square in the face and knocked out his 2 front teeth.
 
13683751:winniecash said:
1st grade gym class, while playing kickball this kid called me a ginger so i pee'd on him

idk wtf was wrong with me in 1st grade
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Have you found out what’s wrong with you yet...? Cause I used the “imma pee on you if you don’t stop teasing me” line a few times back then

but still dunno why lol
 
13684283:ronders_ said:
I sail small boats and I was at a regatta sailing boats called 420s (yeah I know, its because they are 420 cm long.) I had to pull the boat on a wheeled dolly from the drydock to the launch about 50 yards away through a parking lot. In the middle of the parking lot, the boat gets caught on something and stops. I check the wheels and the boat and there is nothing caught there. I pull harder, but the boat is stuck. After about 10 seconds of pulling with all I've got, I look up. There, about a foot from the top, caught on the aluminum mast, is a fucking power line. I was holding on to the steel stay that connects the mast to the front of the boat. Could've died because those wires aren't insulated. I never told anybody about it. Now I'm more careful.
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I used to sail 420s back in the day, Those must have been some low ass power lines?
 
After Columbine some kids and I were talking at lunch about if you were to try to take out a bunch of kids how would you do it best. Someone overheard conversation, mentioned it to school, authorities got involved, at that point with tensions in the nation it couldn’t go down as stupid 6th grader talk somebody had to go down so they could report that authorities thwarted an attack. So after all said and done, I ended up being the one who went down. I’ve done far worse and stupid shit that I should have got in lots of trouble for, so I don’t regret that as much as other things in life but it sure fucked up my childhood. Fuckin almost 20 years later I can run into bitches at the bar in that hometown who still bring it up. Luckily it gave me even more motivation to make something out of my life and leave that shithole
 
13942147:Olimar said:
I used to sail 420s back in the day, Those must have been some low ass power lines?
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Yea I was taking what I thought was a shortcut from the drydock to the ramp. They were probably about 14 feet high
 
I was about 11 years old, we didnt have bikes often because thwy kept getting stolen back in early '90s & my mom stopped buying one for me & my brother- one day an adult sized shitty 80s era road bike appeared on my front yard. I took it for a ride and was about 4'0 tall kid wihout much of BMXing experience back then, went to large vast empty field where they had construction & left rather large mound in middle of it. Maybe 35-45ft tall and there was a 2 footer dirt-made ramp halfway down that mound. Yep I hit it & landed on my side flat with its handlebar hitting my ribs. :-/
 
To many to count but one time I tried straightlining this big ass hill by my house on a pennyboard and bailed so hard.

could hardly walk for a month
 
Stuck my finger in the cigarette lighter of my families' Plymouth Voyager.... spoiler alert: that bitch was a nuclear reactor in the 90's
 
My cousin and I broke into an "abandoned" home down the street from a family reunion in Arizona when we were 12 years old looking for scorpions. Didn't find any so we escalated it into destroying everything in the house. Poured cooking oil all over the kitchen floor so we could slide across it, threw bricks through walls, shattered toilets and mirrors, and caused over 100k in damages. Got caught by my uncle and the cops big trouble.

5 months later said house that was NOT abandoned fell 2 feet into a sinkhole on one side and we got off Scott free. Well, our parents did, anyway.
 
When I was 4 I put both my hands on the glass of a burning woodstove. Seriously fucked my hands. Couldn’t pick anything up for two weeks.
 
13942768:chrispyminis said:
When I was 4 I put both my hands on the glass of a burning woodstove. Seriously fucked my hands. Couldn’t pick anything up for two weeks.
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When I was twenty, I tried to shift a campfire log with my bare hand. Ended up with gnarly burns and most of the skin on that hand blistered and peeled off.
 
Antagonize people who could and would beat me up. Once I threw a piece of firewood at my brother to scare him and accidentally scored a direct hit to the head. There was blood everywhere.
 
in like 1st grade i shoved my pinky finger into an electric pencil sharpener it was pretty shredded

i was on a road trip when i was maybe 11 and i was holding an empty can of coke out the car window on the highway and the wind got ahold of it and took it right out of my hands and it hit the windshield of the car behind us and the woman driving looked pissed

i also told my dad i could throw my phone really high and catch it and he told me not to and i did it anyway and i threw it like 30 feet in the air and it landed on some brick pavers and not only was it shattered but the top 20% of the screen was gone except for the camera
 
getting the chance to learn how to ski in 1st grade and being really against it for no apparent reason, so my first time on skis could have been two years earlier than it was
 
13932389:DieselChevys said:
in kindergarten we had a bathroom in our room and one day i walked out of the bathroom with my pants down. When I was 12 I put in some dip that was my dads and told all my friends and thought I was cool

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of course dieselchevys says something about dip
 
In 4th Grade (growing up in Quebec city) I had an English teacher that would constantly try to humiliate for not paying attention. English was my first language so I was leaps ahead of the class and most likely the school. Anyway, In the school bus, I wrote up a "petition" about how we hate the English teacher and got people to sign it ( I dunno why). Someone snitched to the driver and got busted. The driver got the wrong person: he found the note with my neighbor and she actually passed the note up. I couldnt believe she was that dumb...anyway, she had therapists show up, psychologists and the principal even got involved. My little brother snitched to my mom and I got yelled at for about a month. I kinda felt horrible about my neighbor and all. We stayed good friends... Looking back at that event, I think everyone completely overreacted.

I ate a lot of glue as a young kid. Thought it was honey the entire time. The fucking bottle even looked like a honey container.
 
So many things. But some goofy ones off the top of my head:

In second grade (before kids had cell phones) my Dad was late picking me up after school. He was probably only 20 minutes late, but 7 year old me thought it had been several years. So, with no money and no way of telling my Dad I wasn't going to be where he was supposed to pick me up, I thought it would be a good idea to wander over to the local pizza place and "wait" for him there. My Dad showed up, livid and worried and found me stuffing my face with pizza. The kicker: I'm allergic to the two main ingredients of pizza.

One time I asked my Dad if Jesus and Christ were different people. I think that's more of a testament (pun intended) to how non-secular my family/community was though.

In middle school, I asked a girl I kinda liked why she was wearing such an odd looking an undershirt and why she was wearing it when it was so hot outside. Turned out it was her bra.
 
13955276:ThaLorax said:
So many things. But some goofy ones off the top of my head:

In second grade (before kids had cell phones) my Dad was late picking me up after school. He was probably only 20 minutes late, but 7 year old me thought it had been several years. So, with no money and no way of telling my Dad I wasn't going to be where he was supposed to pick me up, I thought it would be a good idea to wander over to the local pizza place and "wait" for him there. My Dad showed up, livid and worried and found me stuffing my face with pizza. The kicker: I'm allergic to the two main ingredients of pizza.

One time I asked my Dad if Jesus and Christ were different people. I think that's more of a testament (pun intended) to how non-secular my family/community was though.

In middle school, I asked a girl I kinda liked why she was wearing such an odd looking an undershirt and why she was wearing it when it was so hot outside. Turned out it was her bra.
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That last one kills me
 
I drank some vanilla extract when I was a kid because vanilla ice cream was the shit, to bad it didn't taste that good it was probably about 70% alcohol.
 
My homies and I sophmore year summer would go and steal bottles every single night from the same safeway in seattle. like every night literally. It's all about the adrenaline tho so really I wouldn't take it back, we never really got caught up anyway suprisingly.
 
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