Dumb shit you've done when your blazed.........

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_The_Dude_

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Soooo I shaved racing stripes on the sides of my hair last night when I was blazed out of my mind and I look like a fucking douchbag now.

Anyone else have story's of dumb shit they've done when their high?
 
i locked my car and left my keys in the car lock hole.... luckily i was at school so no one took my car
 
yeah kinda what happened to me, i put a pizza in and i sat there and tried to think how long to leave it in the oven and decided that it should come out fifteen minutes before it should. It was so undercooked but so awesome
 
i had to pee so bad, and my friend wouldnt let me out of his room, he was scared his mom would hear us (there were 5 of us.

so i had to maneuver myself out a window that was half blocked by the kids bed. i went out on the room, high as fuck, and pissed on it, and got back in.

and i think the dumbest time i ever blazed was my first time freshman year. Finals started wednesday, we had a normal day monday and no school tuesday. monday night we smoked and did nothing all tuesday
 
1.When i was blazed i thought it would be a good idea to ride in the car with my mom to drivers training, then attend drivers training ripped.

2.Paint a pot leaf on my wall with shaving cream

3.Ride my friends horse cuz we were smoking in his barn, very fun..i suggest you all do it.

4.Allow people to smoke as many cigerretes in my house when i had a party, the house smelled like ciggeretes for a week, no joke...when my mom came home the next night i told her the furnace was acting gay, she beleived me.

5.Drifting contest during a blizzard *No Cars sadly, just with our feet* fun non the less, bruised ass for a few days.
 
i dont know it was 1:15 and i was like 1:15 plus twenty or twenty fivve is def. 1:30 and so i took it out then
 
I haven't done extravagantly dumb shit when I'm high, that's for when I'm drunk... but, in general, I am a dumb shit when I'm high, so I guess maybe that counts.
 
dude i fuckin hate when your blazed an you go to make a bowl of cereal an you put the milk in the cabinet an the cereal in the fridge then you walk away until you realized wow i must be pretty blitzed to put the milk in the cabinet lol
 
on time i went and asked my neighbors if i could use their bathroom because i couldnt figure out how to get the door to my bathroom to open, it turns out i just needed to twist the handle
 
I feel your pain brotha...

or when u put the pizza rolls in for 30 mins instead of 3. And you dont realize it until 15 mins after u started to cook them because u were too hungry u grabbed something else and ate it instead cuz the wait was too long. Then u smell them burning.

or when you just leave your peice out right in the open because ur too lazy to pick up your bud and pipe.
 
oh another good one is we went to waffle house at like 2 and i swear i ate the same bite of sandwitch like 10 times and then my friend ian got a five order of hashbrowns

 
almost threw up on the girl i was working on

and almost hooked up with a chick in the back seat of my friends car. not so much being in the back of my friends car being the stupid part, but who the girl was. oh and she was on the rag.

sorry chris!
 
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my friend sang "whoop, there it is" non-stop, constantly, for 22 minutes. it was retarded.

personally, i havent really done anything that stupid
 
haha we got some drunkass to take a bite of it too. but that was just gross.
the dumbest thing i did though was i locked myself in my friends bathroom with my roommate cuz i thought the boys that smoked us up were going to kidnap us and put us in the trunk of a car. haha oops.
 
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! that is fucking hilarious dude.

My freind sang "They dont know - DMX"

He was like "They dont know.....* in a really low pitched voice, then *WHO WE BEEEEEE* in a really high voice. Its was fucking awesome, and he has red hair and brown eyesbrows so that made it even funnier.
 
walking like 4 miles to some bids house at 3 in the morning cause we didnt want to wake my friends parents and then not gettin my d wet
 
i thought it would be really impressive to hurl my new phone off a dock into the middle of a lake. Then i forgot i did it so i got everyone to spend like an hour looking for it in the park

hahaha no good.
 
i was actually thinking about this today

i was at a party, and i soberd drove... so i got stoned as fuck instead... i was sitting inside on the couch just buzzing out and this chick came and sat next to me... she asked my name, so i said hugo, then she responded by saying "hendo" (her name)... then i said, no my names hugo, she said, "yeah, hendo", im like, no my name is HU-GO... she said, fuck your dumb my name is HEN-DO... i was like, oooo i thought you thought i was saying that my name was hendo... then she left and i felt like a tool, cool story ay hansel

other thing ive done that i can think of is getting very very high during the day, then driving somewhere, and didnt ever look at what color the lights were, i ran 2 red lights in busy intersections without noticing.. i survived
 
one time i was biking by this museum and i went straight into this huge bush without even thinking. and got so stuck...

then this other time me and my friend made this crazy fucking quasedilla with so much shit on it it was unbelievable.

then once i was at a store soo baked and there was some brown guy at the till who couldnt speak english well and he kept saying something to me but i didnt know what, so i kept saying what? what? what? and he kept repeating it at least 8-9 times until my friend finally told me that he was asking me if that was alli wanted
 
i was really hungry once, so i decided to make some cheese and crackers.i got out a plate and put the crackers on it. then i got out a fresh block of cheese and started to slice it. but every time i got a slice, i just ended up eating it right away.about 5 or 10 minutes later, i had only like half a block of cheese left and a plate with only crackers on it.i ended up just throwing away the crackers.
 
while putting a pizza in the oven at my friends house, i forgot to put the pizza in by itself, so i put it in on a wooden cutting board. the story did not turn out the way you think, because all that happened was that his kitchen smelt like fresh wood for a week, and i think it still does. it was amazing pizza though, thats all that matters.
 
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