Dumb shit you've done when your blazed.........

so you put it in their for like 10 seconds? ive never heard of a pizza that takes more than 15 min. to cook.
 
This one was fun, 2 am after smoking in a bowl in my car going to drop my buddy off at the school where he parked his car, get followed by a cop in the middle of nowhere vt
Me: Dude, its gonna look soooo sketchy when we pull into the schoolBuddy: I know we gotta ditch this copMe: I'll just turn off onto this dirt road into the middle of nowhere, he wont follow us
of course he follows us we were looking sketchy as fuck, pulls me over giving me no reason for why he pulled me over, just cuz i pulled off onto this dirt road lookin sketchy. Runs my license and comes back to the car
Officer: So, after i ran your license it said you live in pittsfordMe: Yes sirOfficer: You said you were going home right?Me: Yes sirOfficer: Well your going in the opposite direction. You boys taking the long way home tonight?Me:.......ummm....yes sirOfficer: Well, have a good night
I felt like i was in super troopers
 
1) Ate a rediculously hot pepper and ended up eating hot-chocolate mix and drinking like a litre of milk to kill the heat

2) thought it was a smart idea to go outside and pee... when i got out there I thougt i was throwing up for like an hour then realized I was imagining it and layed on the grass in my boxers for another good hour or so.

3) Was at a party and went upstairs to make out with this girl that was into me and ended up gettin there, makin out for five minutes and then I went to sleep...when she tried to wake me up all I would say was no, no, no I don't want to go to school, I want to sleep today, please, pleaseeeeee..then I woke up 30 minutes later and realized she had gone home and the party was pretty much pooched :(

4) While in quebec city for a ski trip I approached some cute girls in a club and proceeded to say " Would you like to join me for a quebec pizza, just like in the pornos" in french along with a horrible forced french accent......

 
well i remember i couldnt keep food in my mouth so i went into town hoping to find a doctor who could help me eat cause i was so hungary. went out around 4 at night, i ran into some people in town asking if they knew the doctor. i geuss they were joking with me, but back then i thought they were the nicest people i ever met. they sent me down the street about 2 blocks and all i could remember was lying down in the snow trying to swim the rest of the way to the docter and passing out. my friends took me back home and by now i was hungary as shit... ended up finally able to keep the food in my mouth and ate about 4 box's of girlscout cookies that wern't mine, my sista ordered them to sell to people, and the next morning i remember i ate those, so i took the box's outa the trash and filled em up with crayons and marks packed them back into their box's. i havent found out what happened to them after that.
 
I really wanted to go swing. So I walked into the park, and there was snow everywhere, so I realized I had to throw the Swing over once, to prevent foot drag. I lifted the swing above my head, got a text message, and ended up sending some texts, calling some people, and waiting for my friend to get there, then I realized, "I'm still holding this swing in the air... wow." I was kinda impressed to be honest.
 
homeworkgo to classgo to workski drivedownhillcross countryclimb mountainsski down themwatch tvhikeplay with my dogplay with my girleatcleancookblaze more
 
i was snappin a couple flicks for this dude i know. his buddy had this crazy ghetto loft (pretymuch a whole floor) he always tosses huge parties there ive been told and the ENTIRE place is just covvered in graff, so after getting work done we blazed and i was so impressed i just walked around for like 30 min stairing at stuff in this dudes place ive NEVER met, then i went back to find them and couldnt and then finally located them as they were leaving, they thought i just up and left and woulda left me there in this crazy ghetto run down building.
 
at jack in box, i was ordering some food and got a large drink and when the guy pulled out the cup i did a double take ans started laughing un-fucking-controllably. for some reason i thought that how big the cup was was the funniest shit i had ever seen.

one time me and my friends were pulling into this drive way of a house under construction to sesh at night (we were already high) and as we pull in there are suddenly headlights in our faces and we're like "FUCK, it's the cops!" suddenly the car gets around us somehow and peels out into the street. we got out of the car and there was a dub and a bubbler (broken) that they had evidentally thrown out the window thinking that WE were the cops.
 
Some of these stories sound like people are on more than the herb. I don't know about everyone else, but it's not that hard to control yourself and think straight when you smoke. How the hell do you let yourself get into some of these situations?
 
my friend locked his keys in his car while it was running, cause he forgot to turn it off before getting out. he left the back windows rolled down like 2 in. we were in a gated neighborhood and we're like snapping branches off of peoples trees and trying to lift the lock up with them. quite funny now haha, but at the time it was scary cause we had the glass and the weed just sittin out in the car.
 
AHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..... i do this alll the time. i allways feel like retard when i do it to, most of the time i try to play it off like nothing happened and my mom is like..... your fucking dumb..
 
my friends and i roll into wendys all high and sorts and i go to order and all i say to the cashier is stack attack in a demanding voice (double cheeseburger). my friends start to laugh and there i am geeking at the counter. ive been made fun for it ever since
 
last night i stopped at tbell because i was mad cravin a chalupa and some baja blast. the guy at the drivethrough said "hey welcome to tbell order when ready" or something like that, and i was complete zonin so i heard the words but didnt really comprehend,. i just assumed he said "please wait". it was fuckin freezing so i rolled up my window while i was waiting, completly oblivious to the fact taht i wouldnt here when he said "go on with your order." well i sat there staring out my windshield at a burger king across the street with the the most insane playplace and was just thinkin how insanely blitzed the architects were building it. then that lady gaga song came on and i fully reinterpretated the song and thought it was a metaphor for chemotherapy for some reason i couldnt quite explain to anyone right now.. well i was sitting smiling and nodding at my new translatin of the song wondering why no one had noticed it before, and the taco bell dudeman comes out and knocks on my window, which completlly threw me for a loop because i had forgotten i was at taco bell. so i started talking to him untill i realized he wasnt responding, i got kinda confused, then i rolled down my window. he was pretty pissed and it kinda scared me, especially when i saw a line about 5 deep of cars waiting behind me. the chalupa didnt have any sour cream on it either.
 
Dude, i sooo know the feeling of everything you just said. I like how you can pick out the legit things people have ACTUALLY done when they are stoned..and pick out the fake ones. This one is 100% legit..props for making me laugh.
 
i pissed in the ladys room two times at mcdonalds. both times i couldnt read the sign on the door and i never questioned why there where no urinals. i am not a lady by the way
 
Well I was driving and it was winter so I thought their was ice all over the roads and I was sliding everywhere. So I decided to put my truck in neutral, but I was on a hill anyway so I mistook rolling down the hill in neutral for sliding down ice. I went like 20mph all the way home.
 
this one time while my friends and i were passing around a bowl near the woods. i was taking some hits from the bowl, and in the corner of my eye i saw a rabbit. i was so excited that i blew all the weed out of the bowl and while i was chasing the rabbit around, my friends were buggin out trying to find and pick up every little piece of kush that was in the grass.
 
decided to pass a doobie around in my room, without opening a window, in the middle of summer when the AC is blowing, without putting a towel under my door.

Mom was mad
 
haha i love that cop video. but yeah

i couldnt pronounce 2 apple pies at mcdonalds and I slurred the words to " two applllllpppppp" haha my friends got a good laugh out of that

I cant remember the rest.
 
we got to bk super stoked on it, parked right in front but paranoid we all go to the bathroom and see ourselves of course our eyes were as red as they could get so we go back to the car and i suggest going to the drive thru we drive around the parkking lot for what seemed soo long park in a parking lot a block away from bk and walk all the way back to bk and get food (it was snowing hard and windy).... once we got there (Again) we realized how dumb we jsut looked.
 
i threw my car keys and gps in a dumpster with my trash, then didnt realize it untill the next night. i had to dumpster dive to get them back. the reason i did it was because i forgot that i put my keys and gps in a bag with my trash so i wouldn't have to carry them. people generally become forgetful when high, not stupid.
 
haha i did that the other day getting ready for school, i made coffee and put the half and half in the cabinet and the sugar in the fridge
 
haha i did that the other day getting ready for school, i made coffee and put the half and half in the cabinet and the sugar in the fridge
 
i was super faded and baked took a walk through a patch of stickes barfooted at the lake, realized that i was in hlla pain, didnt even think about taking the shit out of my foot, put my shoes on and i was on my way lol
 
stalled my car out, lost my cellphone, backpack, wallet
went skiing (actually super fun)
ate month old pop tarts
got laid
sang
danced
went to school
went home
watched a movie

 
Took a shit in the girls bathroom at school; barked at a cheerleader when she found out I was in the stall.
 
oh yeah.. whenever i go to mc D's blazed sometimes this mexican dude always is like "u guys are blazed arnt ya" hahah and it always creeps me out dude

 
Me and four friends got lost in a baseball diamond in a dark park. It took us 10 minutes to figure out how to get from home plate to back behind the chain link batting cage.
 
hahaha exactly what happened to me i was like " caan i geeeet number 7" almost whispering and the guy was like madam i cant hear you and gave me a mean look i had to repeat it like 3 times
 
i go to work and income to try get a job or just go on the doll (haha) they end up finding me a job interview and they say 3.00pm ok so i saw sweeeet, its around 12.00 i stop off at my friends on the way home get high as (thinking itll wear off by 3.00) we play battleships and uno having too much fun i decide to have another smoke little did i no it was 2.30 after i have the sesh i realise fuuuck ive got an interview i jump in the car and boost to the interview i end up parking, REALLY badly in the person who was interviewing me private car park i get out of the car walk 10meters then go back and stratten up hop out agian walk 10m then realised where i parked, move the car.

then the lady arrives i just then realised how wasted i am she asks me how i am i reply with some dum as comment back like, im ok because its a really hot day and then lol and say did that rhyme?

she says im running a lil late meet me in my office in 10min i say ok, now i dontg have a clock so i go find a bench and try to count to 60 ten times fucking it up every 20 sec haha so i just decide to go in early, the door was heavy as and i try to open it gently so i wouldnt make a sound and i thought it was locked so i wonderd around for 5 min came back and finally figured out how to open it.

i stumble inside heasitate on Questions like my name and what not im swetting and everything i fulget the date like ten times. then she asks me, ''would you pass a drug test?'' i laugh and foolishly say ''haha what kind of drugs'' she wasnt impressed. as i leave i fulget my phone and contract so had to go back and belive it or not

i got the job hahaha! i have many many more storys
 
haha another funny time it was newyears just gone and me and this hoe just start hooking up and i think, fuuck what am i ganna say whn this is over? so i just hooked up with her for what seemed unbeliveablely long and i just couldnt handle all the pressure so i just sprint off down the beach in my boxeers laughing and giggling all the way home not evan going back for my cloths
 
This wasn't weed but laughing gas. Anyways I was at the doctor and he had to move my badly broken arm into a splint. So I ask him for laughing gas because morphing doesn't really work for me, well I start puffing on the thing and the doctor listening to the doctor say get really really really stoned Nathan, I want you really really stoned right beside my mom, but it was cool she was a nurse. So After putting the splint on I'm sitting there SOO RIPPED I mean weed will never been the same kind of ripped, but then I hear all the sounds Eco I mean voices movement and the roof was moving around. And at that point the doctor was saying now lets let him come back down to earth, so I say I can hear you and I'm back on earth. He looks at me and says no you're not, I look up and say sounds good.

another time when I first injured my self I got laughing gas the same day, so I try it started feeling numb. Then they say I have to move my arm witch isn't attached by bone anymore into a totally different Poisson so I start puffing I say dude's this is the most high I ever been in my life. Ski patrollers haha, you smoke a lot of weed. I said how did you guess
 
i stop at green lights from time to time while high. it's real funny when people pass my stopped car at the intersection just starring at me.
 
going to class high is kind of dumb in general but once i went to class ripped and there was this bald man who comes in to format our computers and help us with new programs and he had come in that day.. and i thought his head was the funniest thing on the planet and i just kept laughing at him for being bald cause his head looked so big. now that i look back on it i kind of feel bad for laughing at him hahah

that's about the stupidest thing i've ever done high
 
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