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skipimp_

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Ok, After a long wait...well 3 days, long enough...I have some more dreams to post:

2 of them:

1: Ok, I can only remember a piece of last nights dream: I was a construction

worker doentown and I was jackhammering the street. Then I looked up at

the buildings above me and when I looked back duwn, i was jackhammerring

someone in the back, then the ground fell away and the dead dudue did too,

but i was suspended in a harness, I looked up and i was on the side of a

building, my jackhammer was replaced by a squigi and I had to wash

windows, but when i tried to, the windows (mirrored) gave way like liquid...so

eventualy i decided to jump through, and when i did there were no floors

inside and i was falling, but when my back was facing down, i was suddenly in

water, swimming aroung...and then it kinda gets mushy. But I woke up cause i

had to piss

2: I was up at my vottage with my mom, bro, and dad. We were going on a vanoe trip together...but we had to stop off at our vottage (we were staying at my grandmas cottage) to pick up

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
i had this dream last night i was jumpin on a trampoline and then when i went to do a trick the tramp bounced me really really high and then i was flying around and there was this radio on my belt and it was air traffic control telling me to land cause i was in airport air space and then i did land and then this jet came along a fired a missle at me that was coming towards me and then it turned into a piano and i landed inside the piano and i fell down towards the ground and then i woke up

---The Jib Janitor---

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs---
 
do you guys ever have dreams and then kind of forget about them, then like a week later you are doing something and you think that you had a dream about it recently? its so incredibly weird

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
'The day we stop dreaming is the day we should die' Caesar--i think this is one of the best quotes cause its totally true

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
thats a good saying to live by but i still like ignorance is bliss

'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
 
have you ever almost been asleep, like aobut to but still kind of awake and then just have this sensation where you are falling. its so scary, it feels like you are free falling. its awsome

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
i have dreams about skiing all the time, and then i wake up and i haave this good feeling... and then i relaized it was just a dream! it sucks.. especially cause i cant ski in how many months?

your mamma's a mountain (and sometimes you get spanked) K2skies

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard
 
i had such a crazy dream last night, i dreamt that i was being stabbed to death as i was sleeping, over and over. And it actually felt like i was being hit all over my body, it was the craziest thing i have ever felt, i woke up right away. It was so wierd

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
gordo, that falling feeling is so freaky.. its scare the hell out of me.. once i saw this nice dream that i was some sort of god, and i had to punish all kinds of people. then i had to punish bill gates.. i did all kinds of horrible things to him and then my sister came and asked why im laughing so hard. she sleeps in the next room

Me need snow!!
 
naw my c key is good to go, but i type in the dark and usually ripped, so i get alot of typos i dont catch

..to finish my other dream, we were going to my cottage 'cause we had to pick up Metallica cause they were coming on a family canoe trip with us, there were three of them, the singer couldn't get up cause he was so hungover, and then i was in the woods looking for a place to take a crunch, or maybe i was looking for my friend, i forget, but i came to this building in the woods, a little one, 1 room, and inside was a large canister on the roof, and there was water running out of a pipe, and i needed a shower so i started taking a shower, and i was thinking 'this water smells musty' and i suddenely realized that it wasn't water, It was the eptic tank! I WAS FUCKING SHOWERING IN LIQUID SHIT! so i was on my way out and the canister suddenely opened (it was on the roof) and inside was the LATEST DUMP OF SHIT, AND IT TURNED SLOW MOTION AND A RACE (sorry) to see if i could get out of the room before i was covered in new shit (i guess it didn't really matter, i was showering in it), and i was like 'NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' and then i woke up.

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
gordo, the falling feeling is why its called falling asleep. its when you are still conscious and you body falls into paralisis (spelling?). if you weren't in paralisis, you would sleepwalk, ect. while you were dreaming. falling is fun shit.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY tI

Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
 
hey witch, sweet signature

and i only remember my dreams the next day or a few days later

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
gordo, i always have the experience that i have a dream, forget about it, and then someday maybe even years later, something happens that i had a dream about. I asked my mom about this, and she said that my life is so boring that when something happens i dream about it, but since my life is boring it happens again and i have had the dream abou it

'Hey this is kinda like Speed 2, but with a bus instead of a boat.' - milhouse
 
whats wrong with me??????????? i don't dream. or at least hardly ever. why?????????????

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
you only know if you dream in certain levels of sleep, if you just go to bed like a normal person, you shouldn't remember your dreams, but if you wake up to piss and go back to bed, you usually remember from that point on, or if you are almost woken up by a noise or parents, you remember too

if you want to have fucked up dreams and remember them, take afternoon naps for like 3 hrs, you get mad dreams

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
I slept over at my friend's house last night, and I was talking to her today about crazy dreams we had when we were kids. I told about how, when I was seven, I had a nightmare about my mum being killed. My mum and I were on a ferry, and the ferry was driving itself. There was no one else on the ferry. In the dream, my mum fell off of the ferry and her head got cut off by the propeller things... The ferry docked, and I climbed off and walked into the parking lot. A school bus pulled up, but it was bright orange and didn't have any writing on it. The windows were tinted black, so you couldn't see inside... The doors of the bus opened, and smoke came out. A skeleton hand reached out of the smoke and beckoned me into the bus. That was when I woke up. I also had a dream where I found my mum in my closet, dead. She was hanging off of the rod. Ever since then, I can't sleep with my closet door open. I was telling my friend about the closet thing, and she suddenly exclaimed, 'Oh! So that's why you were acting so oddly last night!' I looked over at her, confused, and she said 'You came into my room, and were talking to me about how freaked out you were. Then, you went to close my door, and were like, 'No, I can't do that.' Then you went into the hall, did a little turn, came back into my room and tried to close the door again.' My reply to that was, 'Uh... No. I came into your room, told you I couldn't sleep and asked you for a piece of paper and a pen.' I think she dreampt the whole thing, but she insists that it actually happened. I have a history of sleep walking/talking, so I have no idea which one of us is right....

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
^^Sorry, that should say: 'Ever since then, I can't sleep without having my closet door open.'

I doubt anyone cares though... lol

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
HERE IT IS! I FOUND IT! NOW YOU'RE MINE FOREVER!

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
I havnt had a sex dream in sooo long! But I have ski dreams almost every night!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
man, the thing is, you usually only have sex dreams in the deepest levels of sleep, so you r3arely remember them

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
ive never had a sex drema in my life that i can remember, its surprising

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
I've never had a wet dream.....i guess i beat it too much

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
YA i never had a wet dream eother, but i used to have sex dreams all the time!

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I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast, But Im intercontinental when I eat french toast.
 
ive always had f-ed up dreams, but some of them do include skiing! its actually kinda reoccurring cause the mountain im skiing on is always the same. i also do a ton of wierd walking, esp. when im not in my own bed. this one time on vacation in our hotel room i shot up and got on all fours on my bed and started barking.

CO represent!!!

I have one thing to say: The whole world is turning lesbian.

'Two hundred years of American technology has unwittingly created a massive cement playground. It took the minds of twelve-year-olds to realize its potential.'
 
This morning Im not sure what I was dreaming at the time, but I was like standing next to a car with the door open.

But like the courier came (in real life..not in my dream) and knocked on the door...and I incorporated the knocking on the door into my dream... I started knocking on the roof of the car because it started to drive off. It was weird. Its like my brain was saying 'fuck off I dont want no courier waking my body up..I know..Ill just make my body think its the dream'.

weird.

What gravity?
 
everyone's been getting into dreams a lot lately... This is like the fourth dream thread in the last two weeks, what's going on? are dreams taking over the real world? wooooow how do I know if this is just a dream? is skipimp the evil dream ambassador from the dreamland? scaryyy

Ride hard, you can rest when you die.

'You know what I really want in a girl? -Me.' -Jimmy Pop
 
muahahahaha

ok, latest dream update, i was at my cottage again and there was a boat that was flipped over, and underneath it was a porno movie in the sand and i picked it up (i guess it was mine, but i dont own any porn.......) and i kept finding more and more porn...and this one i found had a button on it and i pressed it, this naked hologram popped out and she was fingering herself right in front of me, so i got on my knees to get close to this hologram (this is a killer idea for a buisness) and i was like 'this is a dream i can hear the crow outside..that fuckin crow woke me up enough to make me close my window, when i went to lie down, i couldn't hold on to the dream and my dad came in and i told him to gimme back my porn....he laughed and i woke up...bastard

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
My latest dream was...

i was skiing and there was this little kids playing on a cornice so i skiied by and broke the cornice off and they slide down the hill and them i looked over and there was this man on another cornice fishing for alligators with a frying pan and then he caught one and then i woke up

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
I had a dream last night that i was at school and my friend ran up to me and put this big lizard on my head and i was like take it off man i dont like it and i was freakin out. SO i ran around with this thing on my head for a while then i finally took it off not realizing that i could do it myself. Then for soem reason i was driving to cornwall (anyone who lives in ottawa knows that its a gay little town) SO we finally get there and we were supposed to meet these girls and we did and they had a cool dog and they were ugly so we told them we had to go but we were keeping their dog, then i woke up.

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
thats a homo story hahahaha

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
it's an ok dream, but there needs to be more naked chicks in it, i expect more from a fellow ski pimp

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
anybody ever had a dream where they end up falling off of a cliff or something big, and when you wake up you are on the floor? that was a very weird dream for me let me tell ya. ive had some other ones to. its weird how these dreams come to us.

'dude are you drunk?' - what my friends asked me after i told them that skiing rules.

my name is neal. what about you?
 
sometimes i will be like going to sleep or are asleep and just like wake up and my arms and everything move, but i never remember my dreams

~Tom
 
yea you guys rulllle i thought i was just a freak when i had those dreams where you see something then it happens in real life, i have had that but i get it like a week later or even up to a year later or even more, and i don sometiimes feel like im falling, but does anyone sometimes get the feeling your real heavy and you think your not going to be able to lift your arm but you try and then you can real easy like normal, thats strange man, and it also sucks when you wake up and youve been sleeping on your arms or something and you can't move it coz iof pins and needles bad as, that sucks its freaky too and wierd.

 
yea you guys rulllle i thought i was just a freak when i had those dreams where you see something then it happens in real life, i have had that but i get it like a week later or even up to a year later or even more, and i don sometiimes feel like im falling, but does anyone sometimes get the feeling your real heavy and you think your not going to be able to lift your arm but you try and then you can real easy like normal, thats strange man, and it also sucks when you wake up and youve been sleeping on your arms or something and you can't move it coz iof pins and needles bad as, that sucks its freaky too and wierd.

 
i had this dream last night where i was driving this unicycle thing that had motor on it and it could go 220km/h.. so i was driving it at my hometown and all of you guys were also there and then i was talking with cryss about how cool donald duck is!

Me need snow!!
 
donald duck isn't cool loser......hahahah

i kidd because i love

your first post is on my thread, i feel honoured

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
WHoever said that shit about not being able to feel your arms and then when you do evenetually move them and their normal, i only get that when im really high i dunno what the fuck your talkin about if your not high, thats some wierd shit

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
sometimes i wake up and my legs are asleep and i fall over cause i cant keep my balance..

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
gomer, you shot up while you were sleeping? thats some skill

the mosty fucked up thing i ever experienced was when i woke up one morning, and it felt like i only had one arm, i guess i cut the circulation off to my arm...it was fucked, i couldn't move my arm, i couldn't feel it at all, i was flinging it around and i had to see if it was out of the socket, it was like 5 min before i started to feel the pins and needles, it was fucked, i was looking at my arm, telling it to move, but it wouldn't.........man, being paralyzed would suck ass sweat

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
anyone ever have a wetdaydream??????

well ive had dreams but then like a year later i have like a really similair one same place and same idea going on...its wierd one time..........i had a dream about a halloween place and someone picked up a telephone pole and hit me over the head with it..those r very big..then an angel came and picked up my broked head and then dropped it and had sex with my best friends uncle.

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
 
na i just get that feeling when im real tired and thats what i mean when you sleep on your arms and itcuts of you circulati thats when you can't move your arms and stuff its funny man you like are have asleep and just flopping round in bed trying to stand up and shit AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

 
have you ever an o.b.e.? man, that is some fucked up shite. it only happened to me once, like watching yourself sleep.

Sweet 16 and never been kissed? damn.

Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
 
i had a ski dream alittle while ago. it was after i was playing tony hawk on moon cheat. I was skiing on these really big mountans with huge cliffs filming for msp and me and some other dudes were going huge like 400ft of these cliffs and doing 1800 reverse mutes and shit and it was really wierd cuz you'd just float in the air. it was pretty cool.

'powder before pussy'
 
shit, i had some fucked up dream this morning......i was with my family, and it was the biggest blizzard on record, and we were parked at the foot of a 500 ft cliff, and my dad was outside shovelling in the middle of the storm and i helped him a bnit and then he started to shovel the sidewalk and I wouldn't do it so he got mad and did it himself and he's like 'it's good for your back' I was like no it's not, and he said it is if you use your legs....i was like fuick this, so i put on my rollerblades and i was followin my mom who was in the park with hot chocolate, and i was rippin through the snow in my blades, dodging trees and benches, and i saw my mom putting whipped cream in the hot c. and when i got there, there was an rcmp guy sitting there, talkin to my mom, bein friendlt n shit, and there was a chairlift behind my mom so i got on, and it was a very high lift, with huge gondola poles, and i looked back, and my brother was hanging on to the saftey bar behind me, so i put the bar down, we were like 400 ft up, and he could reack the cable and he was infront of me, i didn't know how long he could hold on, and i thought about telling him to jump off when we reached a huge tower, theres a little ledge, but it was cov3ered in ice, mad sketchy, and then his hands ran through the wheels on the cable, one got fucked up and he was holding on with only one hand, still trying to be positive, but you could see he was scared shitless, and i was like, this dream is too scary, fuck it, im out, and i made myself wake up....it was fucked

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
iwas sick today, so i had an afternoon nap, and i was at a butchers and he was like have some pepperoni, i took it and he reached down my pants whipped out my cock and chopped it off, then i was at home recovering, and the doorbell rang and i t was a package.....my penis in a box, my dad was like 'hey! look at this salami!' and he started to eat it.........my god what the fuck is wroing with me

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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