Dreams!

holy shit that was funny! yeah whenever i take naps in the middle of the day i have really wierd and crazy dreams. Like this one where there were 3 girl having lesbian sex in a baththtub and i just walked in there when i noticed them. And then they were like 'are u ready to go' and then i noticed this stop sign and it turned from red to green but then they just turned to ash. Scared the shit outof me for some reason.

'powder before pussy'
 
Heres one with girls for you shawn. Last night i had this dream about playing hockey and there was this kid that i hated when i was little in real life and we were playing him and then i got in a fight with him and kicked his ass, we never actually played hockey in the dream really we just skated around. Then after i got in the shower when i got out i was at this girls house. I was like are you romns girlfriend (the guy i hated girfriend) and she was like ya. So I was like cool, then i started piming her and we satrted kissing and i started licking her breasts, warning dream gets graphic, then she was like hold on and follow me, i was like shit i only made it this far. Then we got upstairs to her parents room and we started boning on her parents bed. But i had to pee like a bitch, so i was like hold on and when i went pee the toilet was this weird thing and i had to flsh cause it filled up. Then i went back and started boning again. But then everything paused and i was like what the fuck? And then i realized it was a dream and i woke up. Pimp dream

I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.
 
when i have dreams where i have to piss, i really do have to piss, and the odd time i'm at a party in the dream and i have to piss and i have to run to the toilet and when i piss in my dream, i piss all over the bed......shut your ass ugly face cocksuckers

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
last night's dream:

i think either kamikaze or phattim was in it... (ive never seen a pic of either of them) anyways, so this revolutionary was hiding out in my attic, i had to go up there and write down his instructions to take down the brainwashing gouvernment, but my grandma called the cops, the revolutionist jumped out the window and escaped while i had to give all my info to the police, except what i had sent in my e-mail. then that night, our crazy rag-tag group of tight leather sporting terrorists went to school and designed a paperbox beacon that could be seen from space of the canadian flag being strapped to a bomb with america as the fuse. then i had to go home and send the e-mail to eerybody. but my brother was playing jamesbond on the computer, then i was in the game and i was that hot chick, you know, with the red hair...

('we've got to move these boxes, it will save money for the school, and thats money that can help us stop the brainwashing of our families...'-phattim in my dream)

What do you think it means?

Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
 
hahaha, gold

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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