Don't you hate it when....

Yeah thats sort of like the time I went to take the shit, but forgot that my anus was filled to the brim with a dildo! Instead of shitting, I shot a dildo rocket out of my ass that cracked the toilet! Dildo-ey water got all over the floor and we had to call a plumber and everything. My parents didn't care about the money they had to pay, but they were pissed I used their dildo. And somehow they found out that I was using their special smuckers as lube and I got grounded for that. I just wish I had a normal life.
 
i was going to post this here when i saw the thread title, but after reading OP ;) i'd say it's pretty swell.

i do hate it when i expect my poop to be a clean, dry wipe but it turns out to be a spicy mess
 
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