Don't you hate it when....

[BIll.Lumbergh]

You go to take a shit, expecting it too be a satisfying, but you just end up farting into the toilet bowl a bunch?

I do.

 

[maximiliaan]

dont you hate it when you expect to fart and suddenly you're taking a shit?

 

[midget.]

Yeah thats sort of like the time I went to take the shit, but forgot that my anus was filled to the brim with a dildo! Instead of shitting, I shot a dildo rocket out of my ass that cracked the toilet! Dildo-ey water got all over the floor and we had to call a plumber and everything. My parents didn't care about the money they had to pay, but they were pissed I used their dildo. And somehow they found out that I was using their special smuckers as lube and I got grounded for that. I just wish I had a normal life.

 

[easiestEC]

hahahahaha that was good. +k to you sir

 

[kungfusteeze]

Don't you hate when you go to take a shit, and you are eaten by a T-Rex???

 

[NPF]

dont you hate it when you expect a thread to be successful and its not.

 

[Nikkekoivisto]

Dont you hate when she was only 17

 

[.Hugo.]

Don't you hate it when she has a bigger dick then you?

 

[7springsprod]

Yes.

 

[llambert]

when your anus is urinated in

 

[whoa-dere]

i was going to post this here when i saw the thread title, but after reading OP i'd say it's pretty swell.

i do hate it when i expect my poop to be a clean, dry wipe but it turns out to be a spicy mess

 

[skifoo]

no. i love it how my anus explodes